The cricket group of dog readers can't be provoked, and they don't take me seriously!Where is my majesty! ?
Make up your mind to rectify and revive your glory!So Ye An edited another tweet...
"Night 15:28
Wholesale blades!A dollar a piece!Starting with ten sheets, free shipping for more than 188 sheets!Special attack blade on pigeons!One dollar can't buy a loss and can't be fooled!Acting is worse than moving, call 2614-8521-[-] to order!First come, first served, call to order now! "
The picture shown is the box of blades from before, but the picture was slightly "processed" by Ye An, and turned into a picture of Taobao wholesale steel pipes.The words "Traveling out, killing pigeons and old thieves is a must-have artifact!" were written in large font below.
"Fucking old thief is so vicious! Make a fortune selling blades!"
"I went, I really called, it turned out to be the customer service number of Shueisha, the old thief is really terrifying!"
"'A must-have artifact for killing old thieves', this is... I kill myself?"
"What a cruel thought! Hurry up and wholesale some for me, and then let me remember the shipping address for you, old thief, to come and serve you!"
"Hahahaha!!" Ye An laughed happily.
Ding-dong-
Kazama Gu 15:35
Teacher Ye An, the signing event is ready, and the publicity work is also being done, and the time is scheduled for next Wednesday.Let's spread the word there too. "
"Propaganda... Let's post a tweet later, and talk about it in the manga update..."
Ding Dong!
"Kazama Gu 15:35
Is Teacher Ye An going to wear women's clothing?The sales will soar /smile/smile」
"..."
"Night 15:36
Go to hell! ! ! ! ! "
PS: I have something to do today, in fact, I will get things ready at six o’clock, anyway, it’s okay if I’m lazy (Confident.jpg)
PSS: Gou Dongshi actually played a large section with red highlights, which is also strong (meaningful)
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Swish Swish Swish——
In an instant, two words that shocked the heavens and weeping ghosts and gods appeared on the notebook, two words that even the writer didn't know - "Ye An"!
"Is this really 'Ye'an'..." Ye An complained subtly, "Why does it feel... like a primary school student graffiti?"
[Tsk tsk tsk, look at you, don't appreciate your level! 】The system mother nodded in satisfaction, pointed Jiang Shan and slammed the non-chief, 【Let me tell you, this is the avant-garde design I specially found!The most popular signature format in the future!You ah, learn to point! 】
Ye An was a little dazed, looked at the system mother, and then looked at the two words on the notebook.
Sorry, I really can't learn this!
Now Ye An is doing signing practice in advance for the signing meeting.
Ye An felt that if he wrote like this when he usually draws comics, sister Feng Jian would probably come to the door the next day with a knife.
This thing...how should I put it, the word is like a dog, and the more you describe it, the uglier it gets.
These two words are like pulling a bunch of animals, elephants, tigers, Timo Akua, etc., dipping their hooves with ink, pressing them one by one on the notebook, and writing them with horizontal lines like typos. Cross out all these randomly, and finally tear off this page of paper and crumple it into a pile, tear it into a pile of pieces, and then stick them together with water—these two words probably appear up.
It's even scarier than the words written by the doctors in the hospital. At least the people in the hospital can understand the words written by the doctors. These two words are amazing. Only Ye An and System Mother know them in the whole world!
How about it!Thinking about it this way, is it instantly more high-end and domineering?An icon that only two people in the world know!
Could this... be the legendary secret of the two——
"Damn it! What's the difference between a word that only you know and a self-help setting book like Zai Mu Zuo that everyone can't understand!!" Ye An complained, covering his head!
[The difference is big, okay!This is avant-garde!Popular understand!Follow in the footsteps of fashion! ! ! 】
"Where is it so fashionable!" Ye An immediately complained helplessly.
The system lady rolled her eyes, [Okay, okay, it’s up to you to use it or not, anyway, as long as you don’t use the ones you designed yourself. 】
He looked at another pile of ghost symbols beside him, those were signatures designed by himself.
Well, these few are even more ruthless.
A group of monsters with teeth and claws, not to mention the system mother, even Ye An doesn't know him.
In other words - no creature in the world can understand this bunch of words!
The vision is 3000 years ahead of the industry!
Ye An scratched his face in embarrassment, and didn't want to admit the fact that he didn't want to sign, so he forced a smile: "Actually... I think my design is pretty good... right? Right?"
Papapa——The system mother clapped her hands with a blank expression, and then read and said, 【Oh, it's amazing, it's really good. 】
"You bastard!"
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