Saratoga walked in briskly with his hands behind his back.
"Is there something wrong?" Su Hao asked without raising his head.
"Hee hee~" He walked over without saying a word, and Saratoga came behind Su Hao and beat his back for him.
Su Hao was taken aback, there must be a demon if things go wrong!
"What are you doing?"
"Bump your back." Seeing Su Hao's reaction, Saratoga immediately dissatisfied: "Does it make you feel unbelievable that the lovely Sister Sara beats your back? Hmph~ I'm at the headquarters of the Maritime Safety Administration But it is often praised by people!"
To be praised, to be thrown away?
"Believe it or not?"
"Do not believe."
"At this time, shouldn't you say you believe it, but then you don't believe it in your heart?"
Su Hao curled his lips: "I never say anything against my will."
Saratoga immediately asked, "Am I pretty?"
"pretty."
"Isn't it cute?"
"cute."
"Sex is not sexy."
"..."
Su Hao was silent, and Saratoga became angry: "You still say things against your will, and you don't speak now, are you against your will!?"
Sister, I went against my will, I love you for a second.
Su Hao turned his gaze to the computer.
"Look at me, look at me."
"I have something to do."
"If you don't look at a beautiful girl standing next to you, is she a man?"
"You have no breasts, are you a woman?"
"Who says I don't have one? Although I look petite, I've developed well!"
"Yes Yes Yes."
Su Hao was perfunctory, and Saratoga pouted, but he couldn't do it if he wanted to. This is the port area, not the headquarters of the Maritime Safety Administration, and Su Hao is the boss.
Sitting in front of the boss, Saratoga rolled his eyes and coughed lightly.
She looks presentable now.
"Well, Commander Su Hao, I am asking you a question as an investigator at the headquarters, and you must answer it truthfully, understand?"
Su Hao was depressed, what's going on here?
Saratoga suddenly said seriously: "We now suspect that you are a Lolicon!"
Su Hao: ? ? ?
"You can argue for yourself, but everything you say will become evidence in court for the gendarmerie."
"Are you playing cosplay here?" Su Hao waved his hands speechlessly, "Go, go, find Volklan, Olik and the others."
"Come on, come on, you want to change the subject now, which means that you have subconsciously avoided my question in your heart, guilty conscience! Guilty conscience!"
Sarah Holmes Torga raised her voice so that no one else could hear her.
"You dare not answer my question, Lolicon!"
Su Hao's face is full of black lines, where did you learn this crooked logic?
You look like this, am I still working?
If Helena were here, she would probably be very calm, and would say to Su Hao, "Don't be surprised, this is just a daily routine."
Otherwise, why do you think the Maritime Bureau headquarters set off fireworks to celebrate Saratoga's escape?
The name is to investigate the situation in the port area, and the hidden purpose is to investigate the python. However, the higher level is mainly to let Saratoga find something to do instead of messing around in the Maritime Bureau all day long.
"Okay, you ask, and leave quickly after asking."
Su Hao put on a disgusted face of 'Get out after shooting'.
Saratoga didn't care, and said with a smile: "Then I asked, um, the first question...name."
"The commander named Su Hao rolled his eyes at you."
"Su Hao...gender."
"Can't you see it? Male."
"weight."
"131."
"height."
"180cm."
"Is it that high?"
"Is there, don't you know?"
There was an obvious height difference between the two standing together. Saratoga was a small man, about the same size as Vockland, and a lot shorter than him.
"Okay, there is... well, the next one, do you like loli?"
"..."
"like?"
"You have a problem with this question."
"Of course there is a problem, otherwise why should I ask, there is a problem if there is no problem."
"I mean, the content of your question is wrong. What does it mean to like a loli? If I answer yes, will you call me a lolita?"
Saratoga nodded honestly.
"Then I don't like it, and it's not right. There are so many little girls in our port area. It's not wrong to call them lolitas. You are setting me up. I can only be a scumbag commander who doesn't like my own ship girl, otherwise It's Lolicon, choose one of the two, you're cheating on me."
Su Hao, who is not a lolicon, is fearless. He said, "Anyway, I like every one of my ship girls. The only problem is the commander who doesn't like his own ship girl."
Saratoga blinked and said, "Then I'll change it, do you like Miss Yu?"
"..."
"do not like?"
"Are you talking about your own xp, or is it from the perspective of the commander?"
"follow your heart."
"like."
"Then you have to be nice to me."
"What?" Su Hao couldn't understand Saratoga's logic, "Although it is my principle to treat every guest who enters the port area kindly, how did you come to this conclusion?"
"Because I have a sister, Yujie, isn't it your favorite type?"
Most, when did I pass the most?
"Don't quibble, it must be, Richelieu is wearing a ring, how could you not like Miss Yu?"
Although Sister Li is special, Su Hao is too lazy to bother with her.
"If you know, ask, go, go, I won't tell you anymore, I have to be busy with business."
"You're like this again, my sister, take a look." Saratoga took out her phone, opened the photo album and showed Su Hao a look, "Here, this is my sister Lexington."
In the photo, a girl in a pink dress and a hat with a large brim is standing on the pier, smiling slightly towards the camera.
I have to say that the girl in the photo is really beautiful and temperamental.
Although Lexington is called Mrs., she is actually much less popular in Azure than her sister-in-law Saratoga.
Lihui has no special features, and it is hard to create a skin. The style of painting is hard to describe.
The strength is poor, and it can be said that there is no sense of presence at all.
But the girl in front of me could feel her special temperament through the screen.
"Look, how is it?"
Discovering beauty and appreciating beauty, Su Hao nodded: "It's beautiful, then what?"
"Maybe he can become my brother-in-law, how about it, isn't it very attractive?"
Saratoga's eccentric spirit suddenly said that there must be a conspiracy.
Su Hao shook his head: "Not tempting, I already have Sister Li."
"Hypocrisy, words against your will."
"Okay, okay, I have my girls, that's enough."
"So are you going to open a harem in the future? No wonder you chose such a large port area."
"It's either black or white, I won't tell you."
"Say it, say it."
Saratoga dangled Su Hao's arm, but refused to give him a job.
The sister-in-law must have a purpose, Su Hao sighed softly: "What do you want to do? I will give you one last chance."
Seeing this, Saratogatu blinked and said, "Can you take me with you on this mission?"
……
PS: keep going~
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