I'm Pretending to Be Monkey King in the Chat Group

Can he not figure it out?

Besides, if it is said that the Bull Demon King is related to Lingbao Tianzun.It is estimated that Patriarch Bodhi does not want to see the Bull Demon King in his current capacity.

"Well, Fellow Daoist Monkey, the introduction is over. Is it time to lead us in to meet the Patriarch?" Bull Demon King asked, rubbing his hands.

"Less hippie smiley faces!"

Jiang Chen said seriously: "Okay. The introduction is over. Then let me explain! I said before that I am here to supervise you, this is not just nonsense!"

"Starting from today, in this three-star cave on the oblique moon. I will be your teacher! You must respectfully call me 'Master' or 'Teacher'! From now on, your daily affairs and daily homework will be all up to me." Take charge!"

"Of course, you can also choose not to worship me as a teacher. I won't force you, but you don't want to stay here anymore. Just go back where you came from! In addition, although you call me a teacher. But I only accept you as registered disciples... No, not even registered disciples. Let the disciples go, just leave a 'registered' disciple. If I feel bad about anything in the future, I can kick you out at any time! have you understood?"

Jiang Chen's words stunned the Bull Demon King and Jin Chanzi.

this... this this... this...

Where is this going?

Why do I worship you as my teacher?No, the problem is that it can only be used as a "registered name"?Not even registered disciples?

If you don't agree, you have to get out?

Although you are a big Luo Jinxian.But it's a bit too arrogant to do so!

And no matter how you look at it, Jiang Chen in front of him is just a little monkey about ten years old.Even though he knew that the opponent's cultivation might be at the level of a Da Luo Jinxian, but judging from this appearance and the way he did before.Jin Chanzi and Bull Demon King always feel weird...

"Why, don't you want to? Get out if you don't want to!" Jiang Chen turned around and said, "Let me tell you the truth. The patriarch said that you don't have a celestial destiny. If you want to come to worship a teacher, it's just a dream! But if you want to have a good life in heaven... Uh, Thinking that there is no unparalleled road... It doesn't seem right. All in all, it's hard for the two of you to come here. Let me take you as disciples! If you want to stay, if you don't want to go, go! "

Jiang Chen made such a gesture, and then turned around.

Treat these two rough guys.He didn't want to bother too much.Putting on this look is also to prepare them mentally in advance.

——That is, even if you get started, you must be prepared to learn nothing!I didn't intend to teach well at all.

With this attitude, there will be fewer troubles in the future.

However, having said that, shouldn't his posturing be the so-called "Tao system"!

apprenticeship?If you like to worship, worship, if you don't worship, get out!Don't hinder us from cultivating immortals, we don't lack you!Of course, it would be great if you could show me a little more respect, even if Jiang Chen puts on such an appearance, he will actually find a way to seek a good karma for him.

But if you turn your face on the spot, it's embarrassing.Let's directly use the privileges given by the patriarch to drive you out of the mountain!Forgive the Tathagata Buddha, and dare not say anything more!

In the worst case, I have been living in the three-star cave of the oblique moon...

Jiang Chen said, then walked back.

Immediately, Jin Chanzi and Bull Demon King realized it.If the two of them don't follow, I'm afraid there is really no possibility of getting started.But if it follows the past... Is it really necessary to worship this little monkey as a teacher? b

The two hesitated for a moment.Jin Chanzi gritted his teeth, stood up, and quickly followed behind Jiang Chen.

I didn't really come here to seek the Tao!If you go back without doing anything like this, it is estimated that the Tathagata Buddha will not be able to forgive himself.So what if you worship a monkey as your teacher?In the final analysis, I am not from a good background.What's more, the other party has the cultivation base of Da Luo Jinxian, so it's not humiliating himself!

But the Bull Demon King froze in place, not knowing what to do...

At this moment, Jiang Chen's footsteps paused suddenly.

Just because at this time, suddenly, from the foot of the mountain, a melodious singing sounded slowly...

Chapter One Hundred and Twenty

That song, melodious into the clouds, resounded through Fangcun Mountain.

Although I didn't feel any cultivation level from it, it rang clearly in my ears.

This made Jiang Chen slightly taken aback, and at the same time shocked.

This feeling is like the "woodcutter" who faced Luo Sha's father that day.

Detecting that woodcutter requires a full [-] million points.And even if it is in the Lingtai Mountain, the points need to be more than ten times that of the past.It can also be seen that the woodcutter must at least be in the realm of the Da Luo Jinxian.

But now judging from Jin Chanzi Taiyi Jinxian's cultivation base, it only needs five million points.I'm afraid... It's unknown whether he surpassed Da Luo Jinxian!

Of course, the gap between Da Luo Jinxian and Taiyi Jinxian is huge.Perhaps it is also possible that Da Luo Jinxian needs exactly [-] million points.Nor can it simply mean that the woodcutter has the realm of quasi-sage.After all, Patriarch Bodhi, who is the incarnation of a sage, needs [-] billion points to view it!

But even so, it can be seen that the opponent's strength is beyond his reach.

But now, Jiang Chen has this feeling again?

who is singing?

No, it can’t actually be called singing.There is a gap between this "singing voice" and the singing voice in Jiang Chen's impression.To be precise, poetry.But this poem is melodious and has its own melody.So it sounds more like a song than a poem!

Poetry Cloud:

The dark clouds rolled and the red sun disappeared, and the waves of the sea of ​​evil ceased.

In the beginning, the fruit was formed, and the past is like water and words are lonely.

bb Hongmeng dissected from no life, and now acts as a god in the world.

Disciples are about [-] points, and believers are elites with millions of points.

Xuan Huangwai worships the master, and the disaster is scattered and let me do it.

The silt comes from chaos, and the white lotus appears in chaos.

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