A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

Hanyu had seen pictures of his women's clothes and knew that he was now terribly attractive.When I got on the train, I fancied whether I would meet a tram idiot or something, but I didn't expect to meet it when I was about to get to the station.

Suddenly, Hanyu twisted his body to grab the owner of that hand.As a result, because of the twisting of her body, her thighs pressed against Misaka Mikoto's sensitive parts again. Misaka Mikoto was so angry that she pinched Hanyu's waist again, and covered Misaka Mikoto's mouth with the other hand to prevent him from calling him as punishment.

"Uh...uh..."

Suddenly, Hanyu was pinched back and forth, unable to move, and unable to shout.All he could do was let that hand stroke back and forth on his thigh.

As a result, Mr. Ke didn't work well this time. Hanyu was directly touched by the physical reaction, and Xiao Hanyu raised his head and pressed his chest against the base of Misaka Mikoto's thigh.

'What a jerk, I was actually touched by an idiot and reacted, shame! ' Hanyu cursed in his heart, and the whole person was about to cry.

As for Misaka Mikoto and Xiao Hanyu, she subconsciously pinched the flesh around Hanyu's waist even harder.At the same time that idiot started to touch Hanyu's ass.

Under the dual stimulation of pain and shame, Hanyu used his right hand to open the restraint of the crowd, grabbed the hand on his buttocks and grabbed it hard.Then Hanyu heard a scream from behind him, as if he didn't expect a girl's strength to be so strong.

Then Hanyu licked Misaka Mikoto's hand with a tongue, and Misaka Mikoto let go of her hand in shame.Then Hanyu wanted to immediately shout to catch the moron and send this guy to the police station.

But Hanyu suddenly remembered that if he went to the police station, his disguise as a woman would also be exposed.Could not help but hesitate.

Then Hanyu thought about it and came up with a good idea.

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When the train arrived, Hanyu and Misaka Mikoto finally escaped from the canned sardines.

But before getting out of the car, Hanyu saw the owner of that hand, a very wretched office worker.Hanyu put his head in his ear.

And the idiot was taken aback by Hanyu's actions, and at the same time, he thought about it.But the next sentence suddenly caused the idiot to have a shadow in his heart.

Only Hanyu spoke to him in a very strong male voice.

"Big brother, are you cool?"

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"Huh...huh..."

After getting out of the train, Kuroko Shirai, Shiri Uiharu, and Riko Saten fell to their knees with pale faces, panting heavily.

"I thought I was going to die." There were tears in the corners of Shiri's eyes.

"I feel like throwing up." Saten Leiko's head was held on her chest by two Obasan, and she experienced the smell of their perfume up close, and it was still a low-quality perfume. After smelling it all the way, Zoten Leiko felt that her chest was congested. There is a feeling of vomiting.

"Sister, I thought I was going to say goodbye to you forever." After Shirai Kuroko regained some physical strength, she went to Misaka Mikoto for comfort.

And Misaka Mikoto also knew that Shirai Kuroko had suffered a serious crime just now, so she didn't drive her away immediately, let her hug her, and patted Shirai Kuroko's head as a sign of comfort.

Suddenly remembering that Hanyu didn't know what was going on, and that she had to settle the bill with him, so Misaka Mikoto looked at Hanyu.

As a result, Misaka Mikoto saw that Hanyu was standing on the side with an embarrassed face, covering her skirt with both hands, and covering her crotch seat.Misaka Mikoto immediately remembered what happened in the car again, and turned her head with a red face, not daring to look at Hanyu, and wanted to calm down first.

"Sister, what's wrong with you? Your face is red."

"No...nothing...I was too hot in the car just now. Ah...hahaha...it's too hot..." After saying that, Misaka Mikoto pretended to fan herself twice with her hands.

On the other side, Hanyu pressed his hands on Xiao Hanyu, trying his best to calm him down. At the same time, he looked around nervously, for fear that others would find out about his abnormality. When he saw Misaka Mikoto looking at him just now, Hanyu also blushed and almost turned red. Xiao Hanyu couldn't hold back anymore.

"No way, Misaka-senpai. This train hurt me physically and mentally. I can't take it anymore. I have to go home and rest." Saten Ruiko originally wanted to go shopping with Misaka Mikoto and the others. Yes, but unfortunately Satian Leiko gave up considering her current state.

"Me too, Misaka-senpai." Uiharu Shiri raised her hand to signal that she could not do it anymore.

"Well, let's go here today. I don't want to go shopping anymore." Seeing everyone's appearance, Misaka Mikoto was worried about letting them go back on their own, and decided that today's event was over.

"Today's train ride was the most terrifying ride I've ever ridden in my life." Hanyu, who had calmed down Xiao Hanyu at this moment, interjected.

"Yeah, I have never done such a crowded tram." Several girls also expressed that they had not experienced such a scene either.

"Hanyu-san, everyone's condition is not good now, so let's go home separately, and you don't have to continue shopping with us." Misaka Mikoto saw that everyone had gathered to question Hanyu's behavior on the train just now, so she planned to do it in the future. Find another chance.

"Hey, I never said I want to go shopping with you, I'm just going home with you." Hanyu complained.

"By the way, ape. With your current outfit, have you encountered any tram idiots or the like on the train?" Shirai Kuroko looked at Hanyu's slightly messy clothes and joked to Hanyu.

"This..." Hanyu listened to Shirai Kuroko's question, and after hesitating for a while, decided to answer truthfully. "I met it."

"Nani! X4" The girls were startled when they heard Hanyu's answer.

"Really or not? Why didn't I find out." Because she was almost stuck with Hanyu, Misaka Mikoto was a little surprised that she didn't find out at all and was a train nerd.

"Damn! Lost again."

"That's right, I lost again." Saten Leiko and Uiharu Shiri didn't go looking for the two of them, but instead went to Hanyu, a fake girl, to say that as a girl, they were hit.

"Double..." Misaka Mikoto couldn't stand it any longer, and chopped Saten Leiko and Uiharu Shiri one to the head with a knife. "Really, why do you want to compare yourself to Hanyu-san on such a strange thing? Do you still hope that idiots will find you?"

"Hey, let's make a joke." Saten Leiko and Uiharu Shiri covered their heads, and said to Misaka Mikoto with tears in their eyes.

"If you want me to tell you, the two Obasan that we are stuck in will keep the idiots away. But there are really idiots who come to the door. I have to say that you are still apes..." Kuroko Shirai explained a little and looked at Hanyu. Said, could not find an adjective for a while.

"What do you want to say?" Hanyu felt that there was nothing good to say in Shirai Kuroko's mouth.

"Wonderful! That's right, wonderful!"

"However, what about that idiot? Which station did it happen?" Saten Leiko wondered when it happened.

"Just as we approached this stop."