A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"Duration: one week."

"Mission failed: get a girl's panties on campus~"

"..."

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——Wang Yusheng's Brain Fantasy Theater——

"Recently, the pervert who molested girls everywhere in Toyozaki Academy was finally caught and brought to justice by the discipline committee with the efforts of the student union. First of all, we would like to thank An Yi XX and the suspect's sister XX Sagiri for their clues." In front of the camera lens, excited to report the latest campus news.

"Next, before the police come to the school to take the prisoner away, let's interview and see what kind of experience made the suspect embark on such a perverted path, and what will his psychological journey be like? Let's go to the end! Let'sgo!" After speaking, the reporter took the cameraman and left.

Temporary detention room.

"Mr. Wang, why did you attack girls in the school and molest their underwear?" The reporter shoved the microphone into the suspect's mouth.

"Can you give me my cell phone? Otherwise, I won't tell you." Wang Yusheng, a suspect who did not want to be named, said to the reporter with a blank expression.

In order to make big news, the reporter tried his best to communicate with the student union, and finally the student union agreed to hand over the suspect's cell phone to the reporter.

"I gave you the phone, can you tell us about it now?" the reporter asked after handing over the phone to the suspect.

"Ah, wait a minute." I saw the suspect brought the phone over, opened the music player, found a song "I も, もうジャンプ Graduation しなきゃいけねぇ歳だよなぁ" in the music list, and played it. up. "Okay, just ask."

So the reporter repeated the question just now.

"I'm stupid, really," the suspect continued, raising his dull eyes. "I only know that cooking can make delicious dishes; I don't know that cooking is not just delicious cooking. No one has ever told me that cooking has any other kind of luminous cooking, cooking with medicine. I really can't do it here." Suspect Stopped for a while, brewing emotions.

"Being a human being! The most important thing is to be happy! I don't want things to turn out like this now! But what can I do? If I don't talk, I feel very bad!" He then whimpered, unable to speak. Come in sentences.

The reporter was a little confused when he heard what the suspect said. How to molest a girl has something to do with cooking.But she still grasped the point. If she didn't do it, it would be very uncomfortable.So the reporter asked.

"Why don't you do it, it will be very uncomfortable. Is there any psychological reason? Don't you think it's abnormal for you to attack a lady and molest her?"

"It's impossible to be normal, it's impossible to be normal in this life."

"Ok?"

"I don't know how to cook, so I can only live by getting underwear."

"what?"

"Maybe it's better to go to the detention center, you don't have to harm others."

"This……"

"I heard that there are talents in it, and they speak nicely. Maybe I will like it very much."

The reporter listened to the suspect babbling a lot, and the whole person was said to be dizzy and did not understand what the other party wanted to express.

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"dirty~dirty~"

With the sound of the siren going away, the suspect was taken away by the police.Only the reporter and her photography brother stayed where they were, struggling with how to write the report.

——The end of the theater——

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After receiving the task, Wang Yusheng could not wait to lift up the kitchen he had just cleaned up.But when I think about it, it's good to get angry for a while, but it will be uncomfortable to clean up.So cowardly.

"Go! System, what do you want me to do with luminous cooking and medicated cooking. At least tell me what luminous cooking and medicated cooking are!"

Because of the previous lessons, knowing that there is no good fruit to not accept the task, Hanyu can only try to communicate with the system to obtain some useful information.

"Luminous Cuisine: Originating from the ancient land of China, highly skilled chefs, through the combination and fusion of ingredients, plus a series of cooking techniques, absorb the spiritual energy of the world and stimulate all the potential of ingredients. It is unforgettable, and has various benefits for the human body. After eating it, it often prolongs life. The most obvious sign is that it can bloom dazzling light when the cooking is completed.”

"Medicinal Cuisine: Due to the decline in the aura content of heaven and earth and the deterioration of the quality of ingredients. In an era when luminous cuisine is becoming more and more difficult to appear, a new way of cooking has been developed by gathering the wisdom of many master chefs. According to the properties of the ingredients, Reasonable selection of ingredients, through mutual promotion between the attributes of ingredients, make the essence of ingredients in the cooking process more pure, so as to reach a new peak of cooking. In the same way, in addition to the unforgettable taste, cooking with medicine can also strengthen the body The most obvious sign is that when the food is tasted, it will amplify the sensory stimulation of the taster, just like taking medicine, it will give people the illusion of resonating with the ingredients, and even make the taster's clothes burst."

"Hey hey hey! You are all urban legends, right? What kind of food shines when it can still be finished, whether there are fireflies in it or lights on the kitchen utensils. What kind of food can make people's clothes burst after eating, is it clothes? The quality is too bad!" Wang Yusheng complained.

"Also ask the host to explore for yourself."

"Hello..."

Afterwards, the system did not respond to Wang Yusheng's questions.Wang Yusheng felt tired and uncomfortable. He wanted to cry but couldn't cry.

"I can already imagine the days to come. The damn system either sent me to the police station or was on my way to the police station. Asshole!"

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However, Wang Yusheng, no matter how much he complains, it is useless.

After thinking about it, I can only start experiments in the kitchen.

Chapter 12 Some things need five people to do together

"Hanyu, are you all right? You look pale. Are you sick? Would you like me to ask for leave for you?"

On the way to school the next day, Lun was also worried when he saw Hanyu's appearance.