A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"I'm not the kind of person who would call those authors, painters, teachers out of politeness. Only Erromanga-sensei, I really have to call her a teacher. The talented and beautiful girl illustrator I'm teaming up with now, Elumi-chan He can also draw super exciting illustrations for me, but I don't think it can beat Erromanga-sensei. So I must invite that teacher to draw the world's strongest nude illustrations for my ultimate light novel. With his own words, the Yamada Fairy walked back and forth excitedly and behaved exaggeratedly, as if it was about to conquer the world.

"Humph... Fei Yu, were you shocked by my target?"

"Then you can call me Pharaoh now. But I really want to read your ultimate novel."

"Very good, then you can help me contact Erromanga-sensei." The Yamada Fairy pointed at Hanyu and said.

"Huh?" Hanyu didn't react, and looked at Kagurazaka Iris in a strange way.

"Yamada-sensei can't get in touch with Erromanga-sensei, so I want to start with us." Kagurazaka Ayame shrugged, looking helpless.

"Mr. Erromanga has not responded to my news. He must be flying for you... I'm working for you, Pharaoh. So as my fan, you help me convince Teacher Erromanga for the great Yamada Fairy. Teacher, let's draw the strongest nude illustration!" The Yamada Fairy said excitedly, like a mage who was going to enlarge her move.

"Sorry, I refuse!" Just kidding, how could Hanyu let his cute little sister draw nude illustrations? It's not that Yamada fairy Wenfeng Hanyu doesn't know, and it will still be quite dirty in the future.Hanyu had to refuse for the sake of his sister not to be polluted.

"What!" The Yamada Fairy looked at Hanyu in disbelief like a mage who was interrupted by a magnifying move and received a backlash.After a while, she reacted, and she became angry and shouted at Hanyu in anger.

"Hey! You are my fan! Why refuse."

"Sorry, although I am indeed your fan, I still refuse."

"Damn, you scumbag writer, your novels are boring and naive, especially the latest novel, it's just garbage, what a broken ending, it's not worthy of Mr. Erromanga's illustrations!" The Yamada Fairy felt like she was being tricked After a while, without regard for any politeness, he scolded Hanyu angrily.

"Hey, Mr. Yamada, you're going too far. You even complimented my work before. Are you slapping yourself in the face?"

"Hmph, just for the sake of your being my fan, just to make you happy. Your novels are rubbish."

"By the way, my latest novel hasn't been published yet, so how do you know it's rubbish."

"Hmph, I'm the Yamada Goblin teacher, isn't that normal?" The Yamada Goblin was so guilty that she didn't answer Hanyu's question directly.

Seeing this, Hanyu couldn't help but look at Kagurazaka Ayame in confusion.

"Sorry, she took a peek at the proofreading manuscript on the desk."

"Hey, I'm not peeking. Can things between novel writers be called peeking? I'm just tasting it. It's garbage anyway." The Yamada Fairy said like a child.

"Okay, okay. My novels are rubbish, but Erromanga-sensei is just willing to draw illustrations for my rubbish novels. There's really no way." Hanyu spread his hands out a little helplessly.

"You!" The Yamada Fairy was so angry that she would quarrel with Hanyu for three hundred rounds.

However, Hanyu ignored her and went to talk to Kagurazaka Ayame instead.

"Sister Kagurazaka, where's the contract? If we settle it sooner, I'd better go back sooner."

"Hey! Are you listening to me?" Seeing Hanyu ignoring herself, the Yamada Fairy angrily stood between Hanyu and Kagurazaka Iris.

"Good boy! Don't make trouble, kid. Big brother still has business to do." Hanyu took out candy from his pocket and stuffed it into the Yamada Fairy's hand.

The Yamada Fairy stared blankly at the candy in her hand, and even Hanyu and Kagurazaka Ayame left for a chat and didn't react.

"What! Your attitude! Who do you think I am as the most beautiful girl writer! Do you think of me as a kid who is making trouble and asking for candy?" He threw the candy in his hand towards Hanyu's feet.

"Ah, I'm sorry, sorry." Looking at the appearance of the Yamada Fairy, Hanyu also felt that he might have gone too far with the joke just now, and he didn't know what to say after saying sorry.

"Yamada-sensei, how many times have I said it. Although Erromanga-sensei is helping our library with illustrations, she is not our exclusive artist. So you can contact Erromanga-sensei by yourself. Let Erromanga-sensei make her own decision." Kagurazaka Ayame said to the Yamada Fairy with a headache.

"No! I said just now, I asked the editor to contact me and there was no response at all, I couldn't get in touch at all. Please help me to contact and convince Mr. Erromanga!" Said the Yamada Fairy and felt a little impatient. Now, looking at Hanyu unhappily.

"It's definitely more comfortable to work with me, who is a super popular writer, than to draw illustrations for such a scumbag writer who can't make the rankings. Humph! Sales are justice." Speaking of this, the Yamada Fairy was proud. own little brain.

"Haha." Hanyu was speechless.Because I really don't have much achievements in novels now, although I have a system in my body, it is only in the future to write popular works.So Hanyu can only eat this secret loss, and think that he must beat this arrogant little girl on sales in the future.

"I know, I know." Kagurazaka Iris said to the Yamada Fairy with a perfunctory smile.

"Hey! What's your attitude? What do you think of me as the number one leader?"

"The lucky one who sells well."

"What did you say! Stupid editor, don't hurry up and bow down to my literary talent."

"Yamada-sensei, your writing is often sprayed on the Internet." When Hanyu saw the opportunity, he wanted to slap the Yamada fairy.

"No! I wrote it so that you simple-minded guys can read it easily! Don't you really like it? You said you were my fan before."

The Yamada Goblin's backhand was a counter-attack, which made Hanyu feel uncomfortable and couldn't fight back.

After that, the Yamada Fairy folded her blond hair, and then started to say something that made Hanyu feel special.

"A few years after my debut, Yamada Fairy, shining like a comet... All light novel writers other than me will become the scum of the times! Then! My easy-to-understand writing method will be dull The light novel world has opened up a new path! The God-chosen me was given the opportunity to expand the cake of the stagnant and saturated light novel industry, and to save the publishing house from the crisis of extinction. The noble mission of redeeming the writers who weep for this unreasonable world, and the readers who are my servants!"

"I'm a light novel!"

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"Amazing." Kagurazaka Ayame clapped her hands after listening to Yamada Fairy Chuuji's speech. "Yamada-sensei, if you don't go back soon, I'll complain to your editor."

"Wh...what! You are too cunning." After hearing Kagurazaka Iris's words, the Yamada Fairy became a little flustered.

"Huh? You're still riding on your head by your editor." Seeing the Yamada Fairy's reaction, Hanyu immediately laughed.Although I am not as good as the Yamada Fairy now, my editor can't ride on my head, but I can ride it as a shareholder... I don't ride, I don't ride, I see Kagurazaka Iris after looking at her. With some expressions of unclear meaning, Hanyu said that it would be better not to continue thinking about it, so as not to think about it.

"It's not... it's not." The Yamada Fairy said with a guilty conscience.

"I'm counting down. 10, 9, 8..."

"Today... I'll let you go today, but remember to help me persuade Mr. Erromanga. I've spoken to my lovely servants on the Internet."

Hanyu looked at the Yamada Fairy who ran away after leaving the second line, and suddenly felt that she was unexpectedly cute in this way, and she poked his cuteness.