A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"Well, let me get you some tea."

The Yamada Fairy, who couldn't sit still, quickly stood up and prepared to get Hanyu some drinks to ease the current atmosphere.

"Ah, okay. Excuse me, thank you very much." Hanyu was also stunned.

Then, while the Yamada Fairy was preparing tea, Hanyu began to take a formal look at the living room of the house and kept looking back and forth.The living room is quite spacious, with at least ten tatami mats.There are LCD TVs and TV tables inside, and there are game consoles and games, animation BD discs, etc. inside the TV table.On the wooden floor is a stall with red patterns, and a low glass table is placed on the stall.There is a laptop on it, and a white chair next to it.

"Are you working here?" Hanyu asked, looking at the pile of unopened cardboard boxes in the living room.

"I usually work in the work room on the second floor. But it's annoying to always work in the same room, so I sometimes work here." While talking, the Yamada fairy prepared a drink and brought tea over .

"Ah, thank you." Hanyu couldn't help thanking her looking at the compact tea set that the fairy Yamada had placed on the coffee table, then raised his head and was caught by the piano in the next room directly in front of him.

"I...I said you, what are you thinking when you look at the piano?" The Yamada Fairy, who noticed that Hanyu's gaze was a little wrong, followed Hanyu's line of sight and found that Hanyu was staring at him naked before. The piano he was playing immediately shouted to Hanyu in shame and anger.

"I didn't think about anything, I had to forget it." Being shouted by the Yamada Goblin, Hanyu suddenly felt a little guilty, and he did have some bad associations just now, but in order to maintain his face as an elder, Hanyu shouted to the Yamada Fairy loudly to hide his guilty conscience.

"Hmph! Although I want you to forget it, how could you, a lascivious guy, forget it so easily! My holy nakedness!" After saying that, the Yamada Goblin put on a very proud look. .

'Is it something to be proud of to be seen naked? 'Hanyu couldn't help complaining in his heart.

"Hey, aren't you embarrassed about this kind of thing? Are you the naked god who worships the naked religion?"

"It's a pretty apt metaphor for a fish writer like you. That's right! Only full nudity! It is the most natural clothing God has given to human beings! There is no more beautiful clothing in this world than full nudity!" After arrogantly satirizing Hanyu, he began to discuss with Hanyu serious topics that were not so serious.

"It turns out that it is no wonder that the heroines in Mr. Yamada's works are stripped one after another. Here's the reason."

"That's right, it's great! The readers are also very happy. It should include you." Having said that, the Yamada Fairy looked at Hanyu like a lord who controls slaves.

"That's good, but there are also sayings that it is more attractive to cover up than to expose it directly." As a philanthropist, Hanyu did not object to the Yamada Fairy's statement, but discussed it with him. "I saw someone criticize your work below, saying that in a certain sense, nudity is not the most heart-pounding clothing. This is never comparable to the level of erotica that directly shows off the panties. It's a matter of fact that the panties are gone."

"And because of this, I need the rescue of my literary talent and high-level illustrator! The average male reader is not as boring as you say! In front of the power of kongkou, men are scumbags!"

"I see, I understand. As expected of the number one Yamada-sensei." Hanyu recalled his unsightly performance when he read Yamada's fairy novel, and couldn't help but agree.

"So, in order to make my novel more perfect to show what I want to express, you should quickly give me Mr. Erromanga and let her paint me!" After saying that, the Yamada Fairy looked expectant. I have to look at Hanyu.

"Sorry, I refuse." In order to protect the purity of his sister, Hanyu firmly stated that he would not let the Yamada goblin decontaminate his sister. (Although Hanyu knew in his heart that Sagiri might be more dirty.)

"Damn, you clearly agreed with my ideas just now, why are you still unwilling to give me Erromanga-sensei?" After being rejected by Hanyu, the Yamada Goblin became very angry.

"It's two different things, if it doesn't work, it won't work." Hanyu refused unmoved.

"Damn, how can you, a trash writer with less than one-tenth of my combat power, occupy Erromanga-sensei." The irritated Yamada Fairy began to recall the relevant information about Erromanga-sensei and Hanyu, and suddenly thought of it. a possibility.

In an instant, the Yamada Fairy changed to an expression of unknown meaning, and looked at Hanyu with amazement.

"Why...why do you look at me like this?" Hanyu, who was a little uncomfortable by the Yamada Goblin, couldn't help but ask.

"According to my investigation, Mr. Erromanga seems to be a girl."

"so what?"

"Originally, I was worried that the other party was a disgusting waste house. It's better for a girl. But you always refused to give me Erromanga-sensei..." The Yamada Goblin paused for a while, and after brewing her emotions, she asked Hanyu loudly. road. "You don't like Teacher Erromanga, so you want to monopolize her!"

"No... No! It's not what you thought it was anyway." Being called by the Yamada Goblin, Hanyu was also frightened, but he didn't know how to answer her, so he had to deal with it vaguely.

"If that's the case, let's have a showdown!"

"Huh? A decisive victory?"

"That's right! Let's have a showdown to decide who can let Mr. Erromanga paint for him."

"Sorry, I refuse." Hanyu said with a blank expression.

"Damn! Damn! Damn!" The Yamada Fairy jumped in fright. "Obviously, he's just a scumbag writer, and he said he's my fan. I've made concessions. How can you do this." After speaking, the Yamada Fairy put her hands on her hips and looked at Hanyu with a puffed face.

Seeing the angry appearance of the Yamada Fairy now, Hanyu was surprised that the other party was cute.Unfortunately, when it comes to Sagiri, Hanyu does not intend to back down.

But at this time, the system came out to be a demon again.

"Ding……"

"A test from the Yamada Fairy."

"Task requirements: Accept the request of the Yamada Fairy, compete with her, and rely on your own conditions to win. (That is: the system does not provide additional support.)"

"Task reward: Writing enhancement is upgraded by one level."

"Failure penalty: not much to say, you should understand."

"..." Hanyu looked at the system prompt, speechless.

"Okay, I promise you. What do we compare?"

"Eh? Why did you suddenly agree." Although it was a little strange why Hanyu agreed suddenly, it was a good thing for the Yamada Fairy after all. "Since that's the case, we are all novel writers, so let's decide the outcome with novels."

Chapter 78 How can you regret it!

"Huh? Novel?" Hanyu was stunned when he heard the suggestion of the Yamada Fairy.

"That's right, since we all want Eromanga-sensei to help us draw illustrations for our novels, let's use novels to let Eromanga-sensei decide who to draw the illustrations for."

"That's not good." Hanyu wondered if writing a novel would bully the Yamada Goblin too much. After all, he still has a "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog" in his mind. Hanyu is not a literary youth, so he has a bad grasp of "Five Centimeters Per Second". I don't know if it will be popular.However, he has already read more than half of the contents of "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog". Hanyu is full of confidence in this novel. He feels that as long as he writes this novel, he can definitely beat all the light novels currently on the market. Among them, Including Yamada Goblin's "Flaming Dark Goblin".So if you feel that relying on plug-ins to bully the Yamada Fairy like this will not be good.

"Hmph, don't worry. I will compete with you fairly fairly." Seeing Hanyu's hesitant expression, the Yamada Fairy thought that Hanyu was afraid, and could not help but snorted to Hanyu. "After all, if you compare sales with me, you, a trash fish writer, will definitely lose a lot. I guess you don't have the confidence to compare with me."

Although putting aside the plug-in of the system, if Hanyu really wanted to compete with the Yamada Goblin in writing novels, Hanyu really did not have the confidence to win the Yamada Goblin, but seeing the Yamada Goblin's aloof appearance, Hanyu felt inexplicably unhappy.