A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"Today at school, I found a girl who looks a lot like Hanyu classmate." Misaka Mikoto looked at the girl next to her who was covering her mouth to prevent herself from laughing, glared at them and motioned for them to be quiet.

"Ah, haha, isn't it? Are there any photos? You made me curious too, I think I'll take a look." Hanyu was very guilty now, but he decided to keep putting it on first because he couldn't see the coffin and didn't shed tears.

"Yes, there are pictures." Misaka Mikoto's faint voice passed from the phone.

"That's not me! The person in the photo is not me!" Hearing Misaka Mikoto's words, Hanyu subconsciously blurted out and retorted.

"Oh, but Hanyu-san hasn't seen the photo yet."

"Ah, haha. I'm at home, not at school. No matter how similar the photo is, it can't be me." Hanyu thought of the reason for a moment and said.

"Really? But it looks exactly the same as when Hanyu-san wore women's clothes last time."

"It's a coincidence, and there is only a side face in the photo, so you can't avoid seeing it wrong." Hanyu felt that the photo the other party saw should also be the photo on Natsume Kazuki's blog, so he retorted again.

"Eh? How do you know that Hanyu-san only has a side face?"

"That...that...I just checked it on the website. You said it should be a photo from Natsume-senpai's blog." Hanyu explained in a panic.

"But I didn't say that the photo in my hand was the photo from that blog."

"Eh? What do you mean."

"I have a photo of the girl's face in my hand."

"How is that possible? How did you get the front photo?" Hanyu felt a little unbelievable.

"How did you get it? Of course, I took it with my own hands. I ran into her at school and took it when she wasn't paying attention. And she immediately hid when she saw us." In fact, Misaka Mikoto didn't I don't have the kind of photos I told Hanyu, but at this time Misaka Mikoto decided to cheat on Hanyu.

"Impossible! I had already escaped by then!" The flustered Hanyu was at a loss for words, accidentally saying the wrong thing, and revealing himself.Hanyu's body, who hurriedly covered his mouth, became very stiff.

"Oh hoo! Obviously at that time." The smile on Misaka Mikoto's face became very strong, and at the same time, she looked at the three girls who were about to be unable to hold back.

"That... that... I mean, the girl sees you all hiding, how do you take pictures." Hanyu, who was panicking to death, tried to struggle for a moment.

"Hanyu-san, it's not good to lie."

Seeing that there was no way to hide it, Hanyu had to recall what he had said before, and then asked Misaka Mikoto with a guilty conscience.

"Misaka-san, no one else can hear this call. Are Saten-san and the others by your side?"

Hearing Hanyu's question, Misaka Mikoto looked so weird that she looked at the hands-free prompt on her mobile phone, and then watched Saten Ruiko put her index finger in front of her mouth, and made a silent sound towards herself.He couldn't help grinning and said to Hanyu with a smile. "No, they were driven to other places by me. I think it's better not to let them know about this matter for the time being."

"That's good." Although Hanyu felt that something was wrong, he still chose to trust Misaka Mikoto.

"What's the matter? Hanyu-san? You haven't told me the truth yet."

"That..." Hanyu hesitated for a while, feeling that he should not be able to escape, so he planned to use the excuse he had thought up before to deal with Misaka Mikoto. "That person is me."

"Really!" Misaka Mikoto immediately became very excited when she heard Hanyu's own admission, and signaled to the girls who were so excited that they were holding each other's hands to be quiet.

"It's me. But I have a reason."

"What? What? What's your reason?" The current Misaka Mikoto is very curious about the reason why Hanyu took the women's clothing road again, and it's almost bursting.

"It's about novels. You also know that I'm writing novels now. I haven't had inspiration recently, so I want to start from a woman's perspective and take a look to see if there will be any new feelings." For Hanyu, after being exposed I had already thought of the excuse before, so now Hanyu is still a little calm. "You also know that as a literary and artistic creator, it's normal to do strange things for the purpose of drawing materials."

"Pfft...I know, I understand." Misaka Mikoto felt that it was hard to hold back her laughter.At the same time, I saw Saten Leiko motioned to him and asked Hanyu's current position. "So, are you still in school now?"

"Well, I'm in a vacant classroom on the top floor of the teaching building." Hanyu, who was too emotional, lost his guard for a while, and accidentally revealed his seat.Then he immediately realized that something was wrong. "Huh? Why are you asking this?"

"Because, we want to see how the creators of literary arts made materials." Kuroko Shirai, who couldn't hold back, said to the phone in Misaka Mikoto's hand.

"Huh?" Hanyu was stunned when he suddenly heard other people's voices.Then his face turned green, and he shouted at the phone with grief and anger. "Didn't you say you're the only one listening?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't find out when they came behind me, and the volume on my phone is a bit loud." Misaka Mikoto glared at Shirai Kuroko, who was holding her head in embarrassment after being punished by her own hand, and she faced him in embarrassment. Hanyu said.

"They? What do you mean?" Hanyu couldn't believe it.

"I'm sorry, Hanyu-kun. We heard it all." Seeing that he couldn't hold on anymore, Saten Leiko laughed out loud.

"I'm sorry, Hanyu-kun." Uiharu Shiri also brushed her presence.

"..." Hanyu felt like he was going crazy, and after a day of trembling, he was finally discovered.

"Then the ape, let's go to you now, wait for us there, and teach us how to collect materials." Kuroko Shirai said to the mobile phone, and then hung up Misaka Mikoto.

"Kuroko, what are you doing!" After hanging up the phone, Misaka Mikoto looked at Kuroko with some reproach.

"I'm here to avenge you, elder sister, who made this guy make you so embarrassing."

"But that's also because of my own reasons. It's just a misunderstanding."

"However, do we really have to go to find Hanyu-kun now?" Shiri Uchiharu asked weakly.

"Of course not, we still have classes, okay? Let's go, let's go." After saying that, Kuroko Shirai took everyone back to the classroom.

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"Don't come here, you'll end the friendship if you come." After the call was hung up, Hanyu was in a hurry, but the other party didn't answer the call again, so he had to send a message in a hurry and warned them seriously.

"Don't worry, Kuroko is joking for you, we still have to go to class." After a while, the text message was replied, and Hanyu finally breathed a sigh of relief.Then he found that the other party sent another text message.

"Be careful, don't be found out." Hanyu wanted to cry when he saw the content of the short message.

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