A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. It's all a misunderstanding, nothing happened." Hanyu, who was kicked under the bed, ignored the pain in his buttocks and quickly explained to the Yamada Fairy.

"You...don't come here." The Yamada Fairy shouted to Hanyu in fear.

"Okay, okay. I'm not going, I'm not going."

When the Yamada Fairy saw that the other party really stayed in place, she looked at the other party with vigilance, and then divided half of her energy to touch her body with her hands, and then took off some sheets and took a look, and found that all her clothes were intact. , well dressed.The Yamada Fairy finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Just... what happened just now." Although he found that nothing happened to him, the scene just now made the Yamada Fairy blushed, and he quickly asked Hanyu.

"I also want to ask you what's going on. I just came back and wanted to lie down on the bed to rest, but as soon as I lay down, I found that you were actually in my bed. Then you woke up immediately." She looked like she was defending herself, she could only say helplessly.

"Did you really just lie down?" The Yamada Fairy reconfirmed with Hanyu a little uneasy.

"Just lay down, and then you woke up." Hanyu said helplessly. "But then again, why did you fall asleep in my room with my clothes on?"

"I...I..." When Hanyu asked, the Yamada Fairy's face immediately turned red.

After Hanyu left before, the Yamada Fairy was a little bored in the house, so she thought of coming to Hanyu's room to find some novels or games to pass the time.As a result, after seeing Hanyu's bed, he couldn't help but jumped on it and rolled for a while.Holding Hanyu's pillow and smelling Hanyu's breath on it, Yamada Fairy's sleepiness came up. She couldn't help thinking that Hanyu would not be able to come back for a while and fell asleep on Hanyu's bed.Unexpectedly, because I didn't sleep well in the morning, I slept until Hanyu came back.

"What? What's the matter with you?" Hanyu couldn't help feeling a little strange when he saw the stammer of the Yamada Goblin.

"I just come to your room to pass the time early, and then sleep for a while, okay?" Maybe because she was extremely shy, the Yamada Goblin became angry and said viciously.

"Yes, yes. But you can actually sleep in the guest room, my bed..." Hanyu said after hesitating.

"You woke me up in the morning, can you sleep me in your bed?" Before Hanyu could finish speaking, the Yamada Goblin interrupted Hanyu arrogantly.

"Okay, okay." After speaking, Hanyu wiped away a cold sweat, feeling that it would be better for him not to mess with the Yamada Fairy now.

"Also, you woke me up in the morning and asked me to take care of others, but the door didn't stay for me. What are you going to say?" Seeing that Hanyu was being frightened by herself, the Yamada Fairy seized the opportunity and continued to question her.Don't give Hanyu a moment to think.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know I did something wrong in the morning, so I brought you a gift when I came back. I hope you like it." Seeing that the fairy Yamada mentioned the morning, Hanyu smiled at her a little nervously, and then put the things Take it.

"Tsk, do you think I can forgive you by buying a little gift?"

"Hey, take a look first, take a look first. This is a poster signed by Mr. Erromanga." Hanyu first handed the freshly-baked gift to the Yamada Fairy.

After the Yamada Fairy finished the poster, she opened it and looked at it, and found that the handwriting of the signature on it was not completely dry.Moreover, the Yamada Fairy, who had already understood who Mr. Erromanga was, could not help but pursed her lips, and was very dissatisfied with Hanyu's cramming fraud.

"Ah, there is. The book signed by Mr. Kashiwagi Eri at this time." At first, Hanyu felt that Eri's book was not very suitable for the age of the Yamada Fairy, so when he got home, he planned to replace it with Sagiri's poster.But in the current situation, Hanyu couldn't care too much, so he could only bow his head and hand the book of Ying Riri to the Yamada Fairy.

And the Yamada Fairy looked at it after she had finished Eiri's book.Finally, because of this more 'sincere' gift, his face became a little more beautiful.

Hanyu couldn't help but feel strange and asked the Yamada Fairy. "Don't you like Erromanga-sensei very much, fairy? Why is your reaction so different from the book you got Kashiwagi Eri."

"I like it all, and can you handle it?" The Yamada Goblin choked Hanyu out in order not to reveal her secrets, and then stretched out her little hand to divert Hanyu's attention.

"Huh?" Hanyu was also confused when he saw the little hand that the Yamada Fairy put in front of him, as if asking for something from him.After thinking about it, he took out his wallet, took out a few banknotes and stuffed them into the hands of the Yamada Fairy.

"The reward for taking care of Sagiri and the others?"

"..." The Yamada Fairy looked at the banknotes in her hand, and her blood rushed to her head, and she was so angry that she picked up the pillow and chased down Hanyu on the spot.

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"stop!"

Hanyu looked at the duck feathers all over the room and finally couldn't help shouting out.

Before, because I stuffed a few bills into the hands of the Yamada Goblin, the other party went into a frenzy.Hit his head with the hammer head. Although Hanyu didn't know what the other party wanted, it was obvious that your behavior of giving the banknotes angered the other party, so Hanyu didn't dare to fight back at all.

The end result was that the pillow was torn and the duck feathers flew out.

Seeing this, Hanyu couldn't bear it, and after shouting, he grabbed the Yamada Fairy's hand.

"Let go of me!" The Yamada Fairy gritted her teeth and stared at Hanyu, as if she was about to bite Hanyu.

Seeing this, Hanyu quickly covered the mouth of the Yamada Fairy and said. "There must be some misunderstanding between us, so don't be impulsive. As long as you don't bite me, I'll let you go. Okay."

The Yamada Fairy struggled for a while, and found that she couldn't break free from Hanyu's control at all, so she could only helplessly nodded.

"By the way, what do you want? How can I know what you want if you don't tell me?" Hanyu asked cautiously after letting go of the Yamada Fairy.

"The key! What else is there?" The Yamada Fairy rubbed her wrist, which was sore, and gave Hanyu an angry look. "With your virtue, it is estimated that this kind of thing will be discovered in the future. If you don't give me a key, how can I get in."

"Ahahahaha, I'm sorry. It's true that I did something wrong today, but I don't need the key." Hanyu said with some confusion, always feeling that if he gave the key to the Yamada Fairy, something bad would be found in the future.

"Well, a word, do you want to give it?" The Yamada Fairy stood in front of Hanyu and said aggressively, as if Hanyu would give him a good look if he didn't agree.

Captured by the opponent's aura, Hanyu finally 'succumbed'.

"Hmph, I'm going back. You can handle dinner yourself." After the Yamada Fairy got the spare key, she snorted at Hanyu, then took the key and turned to leave.

Hanyu kept trying to keep him to no avail, so he had to go with her.

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night.

Hanyu was lying in the bathtub taking a bath, to relax his tired body today.When he was a little bored, he brought his mobile phone in, and while taking a bath, he watched news online.

"Jingle Bell……"

Suddenly, the sound of the phone made Hanyu almost drop the phone into the bath.

And after seeing who the caller was, Hanyu broke out in a cold sweat even in the steaming hot tub.