A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

So the first case 'dead' was fine the previous day.In the second case, the probability of wearing women's clothing is one month, and in the third situation, the probability of 'death' one day plus one month of women's clothing.

After a wave of rational analysis, Hanyu was a little hesitant. He felt that if he went to death, the third situation was more likely to occur.

But along the way, Hanyu listened to the war song music coming from the headphones, and his whole person's emotions were infected by the music, and his blood became boiling, and an uncontrollable enthusiasm was about to spurt out of his chest.

At this moment, he remembered a famous saying in his previous life.

Give it a go, the bike turns into a motorcycle.

So Hanyu decided to take a gamble.

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Arriving outside the classroom door, the music on the phone just switched to "ツナ覚 Wake", and the passionate melody of the violin drove Hanyu's emotions.Hanyu slammed open the closed door of the classroom.

Due to Hanyu's excessive movements, the students in the class were attracted by the sound of Hanyu opening the door, and the classroom was silent for a while.

Seeing everyone staring at him, the thousands of words in Hanyu's heart finally converged into one sentence.

"Masters, today is the day to witness history!"

The classmates looked at each other, not knowing what to say, the only thought was - Hanyu-san is going to do something again today?

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Taking off his earphones, Hanyu, who was not affected by the battle song, is now beginning to retreat with enthusiasm, and people have calmed down.

Looking at the composition in his hand, Hanyu also became a little hesitant.Although he had already prepared his mind on the way to school, Hanyu, who was approaching, became nervous again.

The first class in the morning is Hiratsuka Shizu's Mandarin class.Seeing Shizuo Hiratsuka who came to class with an expressionless face, Hanyu was stunned.

I think women's clothing should be women's clothing. It's a big deal to choose some neutral women's clothing to cover it up. At least the desire to survive makes Hanyu not want to die today.

So Hanyu decided to rewrite the composition in other classes and replace the one he wrote yesterday.In Hiratsuka's Mandarin class, Hanyu didn't dare to make small moves.

But things didn't work out as expected. As soon as Hiratsuka-sensei came to the classroom, he noticed the paper full of words in his hand.So when the get out of class was about to end, Hiratsuka Shizuo called Hanyu up.

"Hanyu-san, did you write your composition yesterday?"

"Written it." Of course, Hanyu couldn't say that he didn't write it well, or he would be beaten by Hiratsuka Shizuo again.

"I'm too lazy to read it. Other students are studying by themselves in the classroom. You go outside the classroom with me and get your composition."

"Ah..." Hanyu's expression changed as soon as he heard it. He planned to write a new composition and submit it, but he didn't want to let him read it to her now.Wang Yusheng felt his scalp go numb.

"what happened?"

"Teacher, I didn't write it well."

"Tsk, you didn't write well? Then what did you have in your hand just now? It's one thing to write well or not, but the attitude of not writing it is another thing. I'm used to your bad composition anyway."

It has to be said here that Hanyu came to receive the memory fragments of this body, but the memory is not complete.So Hanyu can understand and speak Japanese, but things like writing are not enough for Hanyu. After all, many Japanese grammars are not used by Hanyu.

At this time, Hanyu was stared at by Hiratsuka, and there was nothing he could do.He could only bite the bullet and take the composition he wrote yesterday, and followed Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuo outside the classroom.

After the two left the classroom, the other students in the classroom had no interest in self-study either.Because of what Hanyu said in the morning, today is a day to witness history, so everyone is a little curious if Hanyu is going to do something next.

So the classmates sitting in the first row by the door made a quiet gesture to everyone, and then put their attention outside the classroom, acting as a microphone to broadcast live for everyone, what was happening outside the classroom.

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outside the classroom.

"Okay, you seem to have written a lot of words in your composition! It looks like you put in some effort last night."

"It's okay, it's okay." Hanyu responded nervously.

"Okay, I'm too lazy to read it. Read it to me yourself."

"Is it okay not to read?" Hanyu asked, his expression very stiff.

"kindness?"

There was no other way. Seeing that Hiratsuka-sensei had to publicly execute himself, Hanyu bit the bullet and began to read his composition to Hiratsuka-sensei.

"My Mandarin teacher, she is a very beautiful person..." Hearing that Hanyu wrote it turned out to be himself, and he was flattering himself at the beginning, Shizuo Hiratsuka's face was a little unnatural, but he didn't say anything.Seeing this, Hanyu continued reading.

At the same time, in the classroom, the 'microphone' classmates kept broadcasting live broadcasts to everyone.

"Tsk tsk, Hanyu-san is witty."

"Hahaha, Hanyu-san is also forced to do nothing, and his composition has always been flattering the teacher."

"But Hanyu-san's composition is better than I thought."

Everyone was chatting, but their voices were kept low for fear of being heard by outsiders.

And the composition outside the classroom is also read to the end.Hanyu paused and looked at Hiratsuka Shizuo-sensei.

"Go ahead. It's okay to write, but haven't you finished reading it yet?" Hiratsuka Shizu, who was praised by Hanyu with a whole composition, was also a little embarrassed, but he still maintained his status as a teacher.

Hanyu looked at the last paragraph of the composition, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and his heart was ruthless.Just read that word out.