A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"Yeah." Hanyu replied noncommittally and then looked at the Yamada Fairy. He now wondered if Sagiri was also involved in this matter.If that's the case, Hanyu doesn't even know what to do with it.

"Don't look at me like that, although..." The Yamada Fairy was about to explain, but she couldn't go on after just a few words.After all, this matter itself was planned by the three of them together, but because of the reason that he and Sagiri fell asleep, only Mashiro went to attack Hanyu at night.If you deny it directly, you will be a little sorry.

"It was me, I went alone." Seeing that the Yamada Fairy was speechless, Mashiro said immediately.

"Hey..." The Yamada Fairy couldn't help but sighed when she saw that Mashiro was going to take on it alone, and then decided to put the matter together: "Actually, this matter was planned by the three of us."

Hearing that Sagiri was really involved, Hanyu couldn't help frowning.

"Because you didn't show them those books, they became curious about what's on you. But considering that you won't agree, and Shiro is a curious baby who won't give up until he sees it. So the three of us just I planned to take a look while you were asleep at night. As a result, Sagiri and I fell asleep, and Mashiro went alone. I don't know what happened next."

"..." After knowing the reason, Hanyu, who had just sat on the sofa, just wiped the water stains off his face, didn't know what to say, so he could only helplessly look at Shinshiro.

Seeing that the Yamada Fairy had finished speaking, Mashiro thought that Hanyu wanted to continue talking, so he continued, "Then I went to my cousin's room by myself and took off my cousin's pants while he was still sleeping. Come down and see..."

"Stop, stop!" Seeing that Mashiro was about to repeat the crime, Hanyu hurriedly called him to stop.Then, out of nowhere, he asked Zhenbai to give the phone to himself.

"Give."

After taking the phone, Hanyu slid his fingers on it a few times, and found that there were not only soft and small ones, but also big ones.All of a sudden, Hanyu felt bad. No wonder he felt inexplicably aggrieved when he woke up in the morning.Moreover, Mashiro could make his own things look like that while he was asleep and unconscious. Hanyu couldn't help but looked at Mashiro with a resentful expression, worried that the other party had learned some bad knowledge.

After seeing Hanyu look over, Mashiro still tilted his head with a simple face, and then asked a question.Although this question made Hanyu want to vomit blood a little, but he was also a little relieved, and his true white was still that simple true white.

"Cousin, why can your things look small and soft. But if you touch them a little, they will become big and ing."

Chapter six hundred and fifty seventh scolded well

In any case, since Mashiro has already asked the question, if he doesn't explain it, Hanyu doesn't know what the curious baby Mashiro will do.

But this kind of thing, Hanyu is really embarrassed to explain it to Mashiro himself, because he is afraid that if he is talking, Mashiro will talk to him about having a child. To be honest, Mashiro has been pestering Hanyu for a while. To have a baby together.Hanyu also looked for various reasons to find excuses, and by the way, let Aoyama Qihai help him look at Shibai, and finally let the other party's enthusiasm for having children slowly cool down.

However, Hanyu himself was afraid of causing 'disaster' to explain in detail to Mashiro, but now there is not a Yamada goblin next to him.Now this matter is also partly responsible for the Yamada Goblin and Sagiri, and in the absence of Sagiri, Hanyu naturally wants to let the Yamada Goblin take the blame.

So Hanyu said to Mashiro in a friendly manner: "Really, my cousin is embarrassed to explain this to you, so you will ask the goblin later if it's okay."

"Yeah." Seeing that Hanyu didn't answer him, Mashiro was a little disappointed, but he nodded obediently.

"Well, goblin, since you all made this kind of thing with Mashiro, it should be fine if you explain it to her." After dealing with Mashiro, Hanyu looked at the Yamada Goblin with a smile and said, the threat in his eyes was already there. It goes without saying.

As the saying goes, when people sit at home, disasters come from heaven.The Yamada Goblin on the side was dumbfounded when she saw that Hanyu even threw the pot to her. She wished she would pull up Hanyu's collar and yell at him now.

'Do you still have a conscience?Did you know that I am a patient now?Let me explain this stuff!And compared to Zhenbai, I am younger, I am a child, okay?I really don't understand this kind of thing, am I sure I will understand it?I don't even know what that thing looks like if it wasn't for you idiot, and now you let me explain why it's soft and hard.Does your conscience not hurt? '

However, these words are just the inner monologue of the Yamada Fairy. In fact, she did not dare to say that to Hanyu.After all, he himself was at a loss for Shiro's behavior of attacking Hanyu at night and taking pictures.On the other hand, because of the fever, the Yamada Fairy really didn't have the energy to quarrel with Hanyu.So in the end, the Yamada Goblin reluctantly took over the pot thrown by Hanyu.Then he began to think hard about how he should explain the scientific truth about that thing to Shinshiro.

'Hmmm... should I check the internet first. ' Yamada Fairy thought.

And after Hanyu threw the pot out, he felt a lot of joy.However, seeing the tangled face of the Yamada Goblin, after considering the age of the Yamada Goblin, Hanyu couldn't help but wonder if the other party would not understand that.

So after thinking about it, Hanyu approached the Yamada Fairy a little embarrassedly, and said to her next to her ear, "Don't you understand?"

"You... nonsense! How can I not understand those dirty things, don't forget that the novels I wrote are super ergonomic." After hearing Hanyu's words, the Yamada Fairy immediately blushed and was a little anxious. denied.

Seeing this, Hanyu didn't say anything, just looked at the Yamada Goblin with a playful face, and saw that the Yamada Goblin finally lowered his head in embarrassment.

Seeing the shy look of the other party, Hanyu became very interested in teasing the Yamada Goblin, so he put his ear to her again and said to her: "If you don't understand, you should check the Internet first. If it still doesn't work, You can ask me."

"You..." Regarding Hanyu's almost harassing whispers, the Yamada Fairy's blushing level rose again, and spread to the whole body.After that, the Yamada Goblin, who broke the string of reason, yelled directly at Hanyu: "You...you...you know what you are talking about? You are X-harassment! Idiot! Idiot! Pervert! Lolicon! Satyr! "

After scolding, the Yamada Fairy also felt that her emotions had reached a peak that was about to collapse, and the more she scolded Hanyu, the happier Hanyu laughed.So the Yamada Fairy saw that this shameless guy Hanyu couldn't swear at all, and felt that he couldn't stay any longer, so he got up cursing and went back to his house.

And Hanyu felt inexplicably a little regretful after listening to the scolding of the Yamada Goblin gradually disappearing and disappearing after the door of the house was closed.Originally, Hanyu felt embarrassed when he was scolded by the Yamada Goblin or something, let alone in front of Shiro.

But today I don't know why, seeing the Yamada Goblin looking a little weak because of a fever, and listening to her scold him again, Hanyu felt inexplicably a very refreshing feeling, so he laughed very cheaply, I hope the Yamada Goblin can scold him Get some more.

Hanyu felt that he might be ill in this situation, but the disease was quite refreshing, so Hanyu did not intend to treat it.

As for Shinshiro on the side, after the Yamada Goblin insulted Hanyu and Hanyu showed a smile, he fell into deep thought.And now after seeing the Yamada Goblin leaving, Hanyu, who couldn't hear the other party's voice and felt inexplicably lost, Mashiro suddenly felt as if he had discovered something.So Shiro coughed lightly, cleared his throat and prepared, then said to Hanyu who was still thinking: "Cousin idiot! Idiot! Pervert! Lolicon! Satyr..."

"..." Hanyu, who was still reminiscing about the refreshing feeling before, was stunned when he suddenly heard Mashiro scolding him.But listening to Mashiro scolding himself in an emotionless tone, Hanyu felt another strange feeling.

It's just that compared to that strange feeling, being scolded by Mashiro on Hanyu actually felt a very strong sense of embarrassment and shame.So I can only stop Zhenbai quickly, and said with a pained face: "Okay, okay, I know I was wrong. But don't learn from the goblin, okay? My cousin can't bear it."

"Huh?" Mashiro didn't quite understand what Hanyu meant, but nodded obediently.

Then the scolding stopped, and the topic returned to the phone photos.

I saw Hanyu holding the phone and saying to Mashiro: "Mashiro, this kind of photo is not allowed. So I want to delete it."

"Why? Sister-chan hasn't seen it yet?" When he heard that Hanyu was going to delete the photo, Shiro was a little anxious.After all, she hadn't had time to share her photos with Sagiri.

"Because this kind of photo goes against social common sense, it's abnormal, and it's not allowed to see people. And the things you do in my room secretly at night are also not allowed. This kind of thing... So, do you understand?" Hanyu As soon as she heard Mashiro, she wanted to show Sagiri the photo, but her face turned green.So he immediately put on a serious face and started preaching to Shinshiro.

"I see." To be honest, I basically didn't understand what Hanyu said.But seeing Hanyu's unhappy appearance, Mashiro finally followed Hanyu's words very unhappy.At the same time, Shiro also felt very disgusted with the so-called social common sense, and felt that it was really troublesome.

Later, seeing Mashiro 'recognizing' the mistake of his behavior, Hanyu nodded with satisfaction, and then went on to delete all the photos on his phone, the source of his sins.

After carefully checking that there were no omissions, Hanyu returned the phone to Mashiro with satisfaction.

Chapter 58 Damn, it was deleted

"Sister sauce..."

When Mashiro took back his mobile phone from Hanyu, he opened it a little unwillingly, and found that there were indeed no spoils of war in it.Mashiro left Hanyu behind, and appeared in Sagiri's room somewhat disappointed.

"What's wrong? Big sister Mashiro." Seeing Mashiro suddenly appearing, Sagiri was startled by the expression on the other party's face, and asked a question in a hurry.

"The photo is gone..." Mashiro said to Sagiri with a bit of loss.