A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"Open the door, I know you're inside."

"Senpai, let me open the door, it's not good for them to stay outside all the time." Hanyu heard the anger in the Yamada Goblin's tone, and said to Shiyu Kasumigaoka a little worried.

"What's the hurry, I won't stop, I just want to see what the Yamada Fairy will do. And I am the owner of the house, you have to listen to me." Kasumi Hill Shiyu listened to Yamada with interest. The goblin knocked on the door and said to Hanyu.

So Hanyu could only helplessly continue to accompany Kasugaoka Shiyu at the entrance.

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, don't hide in there without making a sound, I know you're at home. You have the ability to talk nonsense, why don't you have the ability to open the door. Open the door, open the door." As she knocked on the door, the strength in her hand, who was getting more and more irritable at the back, became stronger and stronger, and she shouted directly at Shiyu of Kasumigaoka behind.

"Fairy, don't do this." Megumi Kato and Nanami Aoyama, who were on the side, looked at the Yamada Fairy. They were afraid that she would disturb the neighbors, so they hurriedly stepped forward to stop each other.

And Kato Megumi saw that the people inside had not opened the door for so long, and felt a little unhappy as if she was being teased, so she grabbed the hand of the Yamada Goblin and shouted to the inside: "Hanyu-kun, are you here? If you are not here, or if it is inconvenient to open the door, then we will go back now, so as not to disturb you."

As soon as Kato Megumi's voice fell, Hanyu behind the door couldn't wait. After all, if they really left, it would be very troublesome for them to explain later.After all, hiding at the door with Shiyu of Kasumigaoka and not opening the door is too easy to conjure up.

So it didn't take long for the door to be opened, and then Hanyu appeared in front of everyone with a look of embarrassment, and said embarrassedly: "Hahaha...why are you here?"

"I've been ringing the doorbell for so long, and you haven't come out to open the door. What are you and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka doing inside? If you can't give me a perfect explanation, I...I..." The annoyed Yamada Goblin looked at When he got to Hanyu's face, he was so angry that he asked Hanyu to explain to himself, but when it came to the back, the Yamada Fairy suddenly became a little bit at a loss for words, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence. "I'll tell Teacher Erromanga, tell your sister."

"It's not that I don't want to drive, it's that Shiyu-senpai won't let me drive." Facing the threat of the Yamada Goblin, Hanyu explained helplessly.

And after Hanyu finished speaking, Kasumigaoka Shiyu just happened to emerge from behind the door and greeted everyone.However, after seeing the Yamada Fairy, thinking of what the other party left on his face, Shiyu Kasumigaoka's eyes became a little dangerous.

The Yamada Fairy faced Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's gaze, and the faint traces on her face. After recalling what she had done, she couldn't help but feel guilty, and forcibly choked Xiazhiqiu Shiyu: "Humph, Are you bored? Leave us out."

"Well, it's alright. It's just that there is a little villain that I think needs to be taken care of, so I deliberately waited for a while." Shiyu Kasumigaoka didn't pay attention to the words of the Yamada fairy.On the contrary, after responding casually, he looked at her with a playful expression and said, "Speaking of which, I never told you that my home is here. Since you are here, can I think that you are following Hanyu? Speaking of which, do you care so much about Hanyu? Your behavior is very similar to those stalkers on TV, except that the gender has changed."

"Isn't it? I just came out to meet Kato-san, and I happened to meet Hanyu, so I came over to see. Is it Kato-san..." The Yamada Fairy didn't dare to follow Kasugaoka Shiyu's words. After all, Kasumigaoka Shiyu guessed it. Knowing the truth, if the other party has any traps waiting for you, you will be at a loss if you continue to say it.So the Yamada Fairy immediately panicked and asked Megumi Kato to help him cover it up.

"Eh? That... ah... yes... hahaha..." Kato Megumi, who was dragged into the water by the Yamada Goblin, was stunned for a moment, but she was embarrassed to follow the other party's words after seeing the Yamada Goblin winking at her. admitted.

"Hmph, it's you, what are you doing?" After making the preparations, the Yamada Fairy also became a little more assertive, but she didn't dare to directly PK with Kasumigaoka Shiyu for the time being, so she changed her attack target to Hanyu.Then he glared at Hanyu as if he was looking at a heartless man and asked, "If I asked you where you were going in the morning, you wouldn't say, but I didn't expect you to come over to meet this woman, what are you thinking, you, what do you think you are? Who do you deserve?"

"No, Shiyu-senpai..." Hanyu felt a little flustered when he saw the Yamada Goblin's sudden anger, and quickly wanted to explain the matter to her.But as soon as he opened his mouth, Hanyu's mouth was blocked by Shiyu of Kasumigaoka's small hand.

Then, after Hanyu looked at Shiyu of the Hill of Kasuga, who was puzzled, Shiyu of Kasumigaoka hugged Hanyu's arm with a smile on his face, leaned his head on her shoulder, looked at the Yamada Fairy provocatively and said, "Yes. Ah, we are having a tryst. Hanyu-kun came over early in the morning to make breakfast for me. Before you came over, he was feeding me porridge in the bedroom."

"You!" Seeing Shiyu of Kasumigaoka triumphantly, as if she had won a battle, the Yamada Fairy felt like there was an unnamed fire burning in her heart, and she was so angry that she was gnashing her teeth at Shiyu of Kasumigaoka. "Hmph, is it great to feed you porridge? I've had it too."

"Yo, come to think of it. Hanyu-kun even fed you porridge." After hearing the Yamada Fairy's words, Kasumigaoka Shiyu put on a very exaggerated expression of surprise and said.However, as he spoke, Kasumigaoka Shiyu quietly twisted around Hanyu's arm, causing Hanyu's face to twist in pain.

"But why are you so angry? You're not her girlfriend, what are you doing in such a hurry when he comes to me? Could it be that you..." Saying this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at the Yamada Fairy with a playful expression.

"Asshole! Who said I liked him. I didn't! Don't talk nonsense, I just... I just... I just passed by, and then watched for Sagiri, don't let the vixen take her brother away." After Shiyu Zhigao's words were irritated, the whole body of the Yamada Goblin was not well, especially after seeing Hanyu's look at her becoming a little subtle, the angry Yamada Goblin had a bad sense of shame.In desperation, the Yamada Fairy reluctantly took out Sagiri again and used it as her shield.

"Ah Lala, I didn't finish what I said just now. You yourself think I'm saying that you like him. Are you not making a fool of yourself?" Smile very happily.

Chapter seven hundred and twelve drinking porridge

"calm down!"

After being stimulated by Shiyu of Kasumigaoka's words, the whole body of the Yamada Fairy collapsed. After losing her mind, she immediately rushed towards Shiyu of Kasumigaoka and perished with her.

But fortunately, Kato Megumi and Aoyama Nanami have been watching the Yamada Goblin nervously. Seeing that she went crazy, they stepped forward and hugged each other. They kept shouting to calm down the Yamada Goblin. At the same time, the two of them also used He looked at Hanyu and Kasugaoka Shiyu with reproachful eyes.

Hanyu, on the other hand, was in a dilemma as he stood between Shiyu of Kasumigaoka and the fairy of Yamada.When he saw that the Yamada Fairy was about to go into a rage, Hanyu hurriedly rushed between the two to isolate them.But now that the Yamada Fairy was stopped, and after a wave of Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, he began to turn his vitality to Hanyu's side, making Hanyu extremely embarrassed.

To be fair, in fact, what Shiyu of Kasumigaoka said to stimulate the Yamada Fairy before, in Hanyu's opinion, actually made him feel uneasy, if he and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka were alone.But now saying this in front of everyone, Hanyu feels that Shiyu of Kasumigaoka is more just to tease the Yamada Fairy, and Hanyu doesn't know how much true feelings are in it.And looking at the goblin of Yamada, Hanyu also felt that he was sitting on wax right now, and he felt a headache.

But in the final analysis, the source of the dispute between the two sides is still with him, so Hanyu still has an inexplicable sense of accomplishment.It's just that now is not the time to feel good about himself, and Hanyu can only hover between the two sides.

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She finally calmed down after spending a lot of time in the Yamada Goblin's rambles.So at Hanyu's request, Kasumigaoka Shiyusatsu opened his mouth and asked Hanyu to take everyone into the room.

After coming to the bedroom, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was also a little tired from staying at the door just now, so she lay on the bed as soon as she came back.

After the other three girls entered Shiyu's bedroom, they immediately looked at the environment of the bedroom. After looking around, there was nothing suspicious except for the half bowl of gruel on the bedside.

However, it was this half bowl of porridge that reminded the Yamada Fairy of the quarrel with Shiyu Kasumigaoka at the entrance of the entrance, and the anger in her heart involuntarily swelled up.However, she is still more rational now, and she suppressed her anger and waited for Hanyu to explain to everyone.

However, just after everyone came to the bedroom and sat down, before the others could speak, Kasumigaoka Shiyu said to Hanyu, "Hanyu-kun, come on, continue. I haven't finished breakfast yet."

As soon as Shiyu of Kasumigaoka finished speaking, the other four girls... three girls stared at Hanyu with fiery eyes (Mashiro was just curious).Immediately, everyone looked at Hanyu with a lot of pressure, and his scalp was numb. He could only refuse to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu in embarrassment: "That... Senior Sister, I think you are almost better, you should be able to drink porridge by yourself."

"No, it's just that you haven't come back just now, so I forced myself to go out and have a look. Ah... I feel very uncomfortable right now." Kasumigaoka Shiyu rejected Hanyu with a smile, and then put on a patient. delicate posture.

As for Shiyu of Kasumigaoka's demeanor, the Yamada Fairy's eyelids jumped at the side.He couldn't help standing up and said to her, "Do you need to be fed to eat? Well, I'll feed you."

"No, you're clumsy, I'm afraid." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu started to use her acting talent again, and turned into a delicate woman who was afraid of persecution. Headache.

In desperation, Hanyu had no choice but to ask others for help. After taking a look at Kato Megumi and Aoyama Qikai, he said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "Sister, if you can't do it yourself, it's better to let someone else come. But I'm actually quite clumsy. Let Nanami or Megumin come, what do you think?"

"Huh?" After hearing Hanyu's words, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was stunned for a moment.But then, as soon as he rolled his eyes, Kasumigaoka Shiyu also felt that it was not good for Hanyu to be too embarrassed, so he nodded and went down the stairs that Hanyu gave.

Then everyone turned their attention to Kato Megumi and Aoyama Nanami, and after hesitating for a while, Kato Megumi took the initiative to reach out and said that she would come.

"What's wrong with Shiyu-senpai? I feel like I'm sick." Kato Megumi came to Kasugaoka Shiyu's bed and sat down. He picked up the bowl and felt that it was still warm, so he made a spoon and asked her. road.

"Yeah, I'm sick. It's all Hanyu-kun's fault. He doesn't help others to cover the quilt when he sleeps at night." Looking at Megumi Kato's calm face, Shiyu Kasugaoka couldn't help but answer in a more misleading way.

Sure enough, as soon as Shiyu of Kasumigaoka finished speaking, the Yamada Goblin was the first to look at Hanyu angrily, and shouted angrily to him, "You idiot, what kind of monstrous thing have you done!"

"Hey, don't think about it for now. Listen to my explanation, okay? And senpai, can you speak more normally?" Hanyu quickly stopped the suspicions of the other girls, and shouted helplessly to Shiyu of Kasumigaoka before explaining. .

"Hahahaha...I think I'm right, I'm telling the truth." Seeing Hanyu's pained expression, Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't care less about the spoon that Megumi Kato handed over, and couldn't stop laughing. .