A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"It's not a bad guy, why are you following me?"

"No! We just dropped by with the little brother."

"That's right. We're all on the way." The duo didn't admit their previous actions at all, trying to fool Hanyu.

"Do I look like an idiot!" Hanyu felt that the two of them were just wasting their time. He was so angry that he smashed the rolling pin in his hand against the wall behind them to shock them.

As a result, Hanyu didn't master his strength all of a sudden. Not only did he feel numb from the shock, but he also accidentally broke the rolling pin.

The thought of destroying the rolling pin that cost 4000 Reputation to exchange like this made Hanyu almost cry with anger.

Looking at the two culprits sitting on the ground, Hanyu gritted his teeth and issued an ultimatum to the two.

"Give you one last chance. Tell the truth! What the hell are you stalking me for!"

The two on the ground looked at Hanyu's angry look and looked at each other.After a bit of hesitation, I was going to use some appropriate sentences to euphemistically express my purpose.

"Well, in fact, the two of us want to ask my brother to help you with something..." After saying that, the bad face smiled apologetically and looked at Hanyu.

"Still fooling me!" Yu was so angry that he punched and kicked the two of them.

"Don't, don't fight. I say it! I say it."

"Yeah, surrender and surrender. Let's just say it." The two were rubbed against each other by Hanyu, and they surrendered without a bone.

"Shut up, I'll ask you." After Han Yu vented for a while, he felt a little relief in his body and mind.Then scolded the two to shut up.

Then Hanyu noticed the shoulder bag that the strong man had brought over, and brought it over.

"So, this bag contains your tools for committing crimes."

Hanyu didn't attack the vital points and face of the two, so although the body was in pain, it didn't affect the two of them talking.

"In a sense--yes." The two men admitted to carrying their crime tools in their bags.

"Sure enough. Let me see... the rope? Are you planning to tie my uniform?" Hanyu opened his shoulder bag and pulled out a rope from the inside, and asked the two of them.

"Yeah!" The two nodded.

"He also said that he is not a bad person. Even bad people will not say that he is a bad person!" Hanyu muttered a few words and continued to flip through his shoulder bag.

"What is this?" Hanyu asked, taking out a small black tubular object.

"That's lipstick!" the strong man replied.

"Huh?" Hanyu was a little stunned, but after thinking about it, he thought that maybe the two were using it to please women, so he didn't care.

"What is this bottle of water? Is it a drug?" Hanyu asked, taking out a bottle of what looked like water, but couldn't understand the foreign characters on it.

"That's lotion." Bad replied.

"Huh? What about this? What is this big brush?" Hanyu began to feel a little strange, and took out another big brush.

"That's a big brush for blush and shadow."

"Huh? What about this?" Hanyu took out another small brush.

"That's an eyeshadow brush."

"What about this?" Hanyu took out what looked like a pen.

"That's eyeliner."

"What about this clip? Isn't it an eyelash curler?" Hanyu took out a clip and asked after guessing what was in the bag.

"Yes, that's an eyelash curler."

"So... the crime work you put in this bag is all cosmetic?" Hanyu looked at the two of them speechlessly.

"Yes, that's right." At this time, the two of them had nothing to hide.

"Are you mentally ill?" Hanyu felt that his brain was not enough, and he couldn't help but drop his shoulder bag and rubbed his temples, feeling a headache.

"No, we are conducting academic assessments!" The strong man retorted after hearing this.

"You two big men, follow others with a bunch of cosmetics, and then tell me that this is an academic assessment. Am I stupid, or are you stupid?"

"No, no. My brother and I are both beauty artists." Seeing that Hanyu was about to beat him up again, the strong man hurriedly told the truth.

"Makeup artist?"

"Yes, we are make-up artists. This time, it is mainly to complete the teacher's assessment of us." The poor substitute replied. "The teacher said that at our current level, if we can turn a hundred men into women, our makeup level can enter a new realm."

"Huh? Men become women?"

"It's through makeup that turns a rough guy into a lovely girl."

"So you want to make me look like a girl?" Hanyu was a little angry.

"Yes." The two had no choice but to bite the bullet and answer.

So Feather got angry and got two feet again.

However, Hanyu remembered the urban legend that Saten Leiko told him in the hospital, and his face became a little strange.

"So it's the two of you who put makeup on boys in urban legends recently?"

"Yes!"