I, the Heroine Raider

Especially Izumi Zhengzong, his mouth is almost ready to put an egg: "Kui Ye, you, you, don't open your mouth, when did I, I, I, I do that kind of thing to you, children and so on are nonsense! "

"Junior common people, jokes should stop in moderation."

Si Gong Hui Ye's tone became cold: "Whether it's a shopping mall or a love scene, the Si Gong family never does business at a loss, and if you do something like that to me and you don't plan to be responsible, you will no longer be as gentle as usual. means."

Masamune Izumi felt the killing intent.

If I continue to say the wrong thing... Maybe I will die today.

"Meal ticket gentleman, I think it's better for you to clarify this matter."

Not only Kaguya Shinomiya, but Shiyu of Kasumigaoka is no longer tit-for-tat with Kaguya Shinomiya, but is pointing the finger at Masamune Izumi, something she is also eager to know.

Feeling the cold eyes of the two, Izumi Masamune started.

He hurriedly looked at Shinomiya Kaguya, and said in the warmest voice: "That, Kaguya-san, when did I do that kind of thing to you, why I have no impression at all, this is definitely not shirk responsibility, but I really can't remember."

"Really?"

Seeing Masamune Izumi's eyes, Kaguya Sigong didn't want to falsify, and sarcastically said: "What a shameless guy, he did that kind of thing to me, but he forgot it without authorization, now I'll give you a hint, if you still If you don't remember, I won't let you go."

"If it really happened, I will definitely remember it." Masamune Izumi assured.

Shinomiya Kaguya said coldly: "In front of the tram stop, there is the vending machine."

"Meal ticket gentleman, is it really perverted?"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu said mercilessly: "In that kind of public, in broad daylight, to actually do such shameless things, I always feel that I have become a little disappointed with Jun Hequan."

This sentence does not seem to be acting, and the tone is obviously disappointed.

Izumi Masamune carefully recalled what happened that day: "It did happen, but in front of the beverage machine, I just bought two bottles of drinks and handed you Coke. Later, because you are not very good at drinking Coke, then I exchanged orange juice with you, what's wrong with this kind of thing?"

"There's nothing wrong with this kind of thing in itself, but..."

Sigong Kaguya's face was a little red: "But the common people actually... actually... actually drank the Coke I drank, this... this... there is a big problem here!"

"Can I be responsible for Coke?"

Masamune Izumi took out a coin and said, "I'll buy two bottles of Coke, can I return it to you as compensation?"

"Two bottles of Coke??"

"Three bottles, no more!"

Shinomiya Kaguya's face was full of anger: "Three bottles?!!"

"Okay, four or four bottles..." Masamune Izumi said with some pain.

This time Shinomiya Kaguya was completely angry, and when he came up, he stepped on the instep of Izumi Masamune. Seeing Izumi Masamune's pained teeth, he grinned and said: "The common people are really cute! Pretending to be innocent and kissing me indirectly, let me have You have a child, but now you want to use 4 bottles of Coke to avoid responsibility? If you want Coke so much, I will have people transport two tons of Coke later to drown you alive!"

"Well, I can give you another chance."

Shinomiya Kaguya continued: "Now I apologize and admit my mistake, it's too late to take responsibility."

"Wait, Kaguya-san!"

Izumi Masamune said dumbfounded: "I admit that indirect kissing, I didn't think so much at the time, but what does indirect kissing have to do with having a child?"

"Isn't it basic common sense to get pregnant by indirect kissing?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked rhetorically.

Masamune Izumi's face darkened, and when he thought that he was tortured by Shinomiya Kaguya for nearly two weeks because of this trumped-up common sense, he couldn't help vomiting three liters of blood: "Who told you basic common sense, Miss Kaguya !"

"My father told me when I was in kindergarten."

"kindergarten……"

Izumi Masamune just remembered that in the original book, Shinomiya Kaguya was an idiot in terms of personality, and she was also a super white, completely sterile kind of lady, but he never thought that the lady here is stronger than the original. and pure and unblemished.

Izumi Zhengzong said solemnly: "Miss Kaguya, I have to tell you something..."

"Fan, meal ticket-kun, do you really, really want to tell her?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu held back her laughter, causing her voice to be intermittent, and at the same time looked at Shi Gong Kaguya with pity.

Masamune Izumi nodded, as if participating in a holy war, and said, "For my freedom."

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※ Sorry, the chapter number is wrong... Please ignore it.

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Shinomiya Kaguya is innocent.

She had absolutely no idea what was going on.

I don't even know why the two of them made fun and pity for the common sense she said.

Did she say something wrong?

Masamune Izumi first came up and asked: "Kui Ye, let's ask, haven't you learned anything about this in biology class?"

"Why would such a shameless thing be put in biology class?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked puzzled.

Hearing Kaguya Shinomiya's answer, Masamune Izumi understood that the teacher who entrusted this matter to the school probably couldn't save the near fire, and he had to rely on himself at the critical moment.

So how do you tell Kaguya Shinomiya about this?

It's definitely not possible to say it directly. At that time, he will have to be labeled a rogue by Kaguya Shinomiya.