The Emperor of the Pirate King

Luo Yu was silent on the phone for a few seconds, and then replied: "To be honest, I don't really agree with you using this method to win women's hearts. You can rely on your connotation, and there is really no need to rely on your appearance."

Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao were silent, and Lu Ziqiao replied: "Isn't the identity of our overseas Chinese just the connotation? Besides, the appearance is also very important, okay? If you don't have the appearance, who will look at your connotation."

Luo Yu laughed on the phone, and said helplessly, "You're just lying."

Lu Ziqiao replied with a smile: "It's reasonable to be wrong. If it's okay, I won't tell you. I think my method is quite effective. Zhang Wei and I will follow this method. If the two of us can succeed , must buy you a drink."

Luo Yu said: "Who wants to drink, you want to drink, drink slowly, even if you are celebrating yourself getting out of singleness, like you, you can only rely on your appearance to get out of your singleness, really Yes, in fact, you can completely rely on the connotation."

Lu Ziqiao smiled, hung up the phone, and said to Zhang Wei: "Leave Zhang Wei, the two of us have the identity of overseas Chinese to pick up girls.

These two people quickly introduced and found the target and object they wanted to attack.A strange girl was walking alone on the street, holding a mobile phone in her hand, listening to the headset as if she was calling someone. Lu Ziqiao told Zhang Wei that this was the only person.

Zhang Wei asked: "What? What do you mean? This is the only person." Lu Ziqiao scolded: "Stupid, of course I meant to attack this person. This person seems to be single, and Still on the phone. Calling on the street is not an important matter, it is a girlfriend, or a boyfriend, but if it is a boyfriend, the beauty is walking on the street by herself, why doesn’t the boyfriend come to accompany her, so I say This person is very likely, either broke up with her boyfriend, or is single, and has a boyfriend anyway, in this case it is impossible."

Zhang Wei nodded in agreement and said, "What you said makes sense." Continuing on, Lu Ziqiao continued: "Since he is already single, the friend who called him must also be single, at least he is. The success percentage is 50%."

Just like that, the two of them ran to strike up a conversation with a strange girl. The girl turned her head and looked at the two very handsome boys who patted her on the shoulder. She asked, "Hi, I don't know what's the matter with you ?"

Lu Ziqiao said: "Hi, it's like this. My name is Lu Xiaobu, and I'm an overseas Chinese. Now I come back and say that I want to find a love that belongs to me, my fate. I don't know if I will be lucky enough to have a cup of tea and chat with you Woolen cloth."

Zhang Wei smiled beside him and said, "We are together. If you want to, you can also introduce your friends to us."

54 - tit for tat

The girl glanced at them in surprise. Although she was surprised, but thinking about it, it might be the way foreigners get along with each other. She didn't ask any more questions, but said, "Oh, I just picked up a call from a friend of mine. On the phone, she said that she is going to have an engagement ceremony, so I want to know if you two are interested in going to the engagement ceremony."

Lu Ziqiao immediately replied: "Of course I am interested. Of course I am interested in participating in such a banquet with beautiful women. Why are you not interested?"

Zhang Wei turned his head silently, then quietly took off his sunglasses, turned to Lu Ziqiao and said, "We don't know someone so reckless, I don't think it's appropriate to attend someone else's engagement ceremony. "

Lu Ziqiao poked him with his elbow and whispered to him, "What's wrong? Where there are handsome men, there are beautiful women, and where there are beautiful women, there are handsome men. This is an eternal law. You can't violate it." This law, you can’t go against your nature either.”

After a pause, he continued: "Why should you suppress your own nature? What's more, it's just to participate in such a ceremony. It's okay if I go to see their engagement. It doesn't mean that you must be forced to abuse you as a single person. dog."

Zhang Wei ignored Lu Ziqiao's nonsense, he just thought it was inappropriate to go this way.

The two followed the girl to the engagement banquet like this.At the engagement banquet, girls continued to toast to them. The two of them drank a lot of wine until they became dizzy and drunk.

After waking up from the wine, Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei recalled all the things that happened, and felt that it was amazing, and kept lamenting that the past was unbearable.

Lu Ziqiao called Luo Yu, and Luo Yu asked, "What's the matter? How did you play? Did you hook up with a girl? Why didn't you come back for so long? Did you succeed?"

Lu Ziqiao sighed, and said: "What success, oh, don't mention it, the past is too bad to look back on, we will not mention this matter in the future, oh." Then he said: "The sea has changed."

At this time, Luo Yu said to Lu Ziqiao: "Yifei has been admitted to a doctorate, have you heard?"

Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, then turned to Zhang Wei and said, "Hey, Yifei has been admitted to a Ph. I know."

Lu Ziqiao sighed silently, and said: "There are three kinds of people in this world, men, women and women with doctors. It seems that this time Yifei is determined to be the third kind of person."

Luo Yu laughed, and said: "Yi Fei was admitted to a female doctor, we should celebrate it, hey, come back soon, we have something to discuss."

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei walked back in a hurry, just happened to meet Hu Yifei in the love apartment and said: "I have been admitted to a doctorate. So, my current boyfriend, ah, is Shen Lingfeng. He said he would invite everyone Eat, he just said that he had a rest, and he said that he would invite everyone to dinner, let me celebrate and you all have to go."

Zeng Xiaoxian said next to him: "You yourself have been admitted to a doctorate, and your boyfriend is celebrating you, why did you ask us to go, show your affection, hehe, Hu Yifei, do you know that there is a saying called Xiu Enai, die quickly. ""

Hu Yifei broke the chopsticks with a snap, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian viciously and said: "Zeng Xiaoxian, no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't talk, but I just treat you to a meal, do you want to go or not.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei and broke his chopsticks in horror, and said with shame, "Hu Yifei, let me ask if you can play with women, alas, I don't know how your current boyfriend Shen Lingfeng fell in love with you, ah, Can you be a bit feminine, you can fold your chopsticks at every turn... you can slap the table, and you can just... hey."

Yifei became even more angry, and she said: "Zeng Xiaoxian, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb. I am like this. What's wrong? If you are not convinced, who do you go to? My boyfriend likes me, okay? What are you proud of? You are proud, you don’t even have a girlfriend. Tell me again? Why am I not feminine! Do you believe that I beat you until you can’t speak? Huh?”

As soon as Lu Ziqiao came back, he saw such a tense scene, and his brain really hurt. He patted Luo Yu next to him, stopped these two people, and said as if asking for help, "I said, Luo Yu, quickly persuade these two people Well, if the two of them are not stopped, they will tear down the roof in minutes."

Luo Yu smiled and said to Yifei: "Yifei, eh, Xiaoxian, he just feels in his heart, and he's feeling a little uncomfortable recently, so why bother, you said you two are really happy enemies! I want to make a fuss."

Turning to Zeng Xiaoxian, he said: "I said Xiaoxian, this Filipino family has found his true love, and now his boyfriend is giving him a celebration, it's only natural. I said, why do you have to confront him like this, bad guy How about your good mood? Right?"

Luo Yu, who had just finished saying this sentence, was bombarded by Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian unanimously. The two turned their heads and shouted at Luo Yu: "Who is a happy couple with him, you Don't talk nonsense."

Luo Yu looked at the embarrassment on the faces of the two people who seemed to have been punctured, and it was really funny in his heart. He felt that these two people looked like two children no matter how they looked, and they couldn't be persuaded no matter what. Sometimes you have to argue with the other party to be happy, and it's really the right time to find a boyfriend...

Speechless and helpless, he looked at the two of them, continued to play the role of peacemaker, and said, "Oh, it's okay, let me say that everyone should stop arguing about these things, okay? Let's call it a day. Turn the page, turn the page, okay."

Hu Yifei turned her head viciously and refused to pay attention to Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance, but Zeng Xiaoxian didn't get angry when he saw Hu Yifei's appearance.

Seeing that something was wrong, Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei hurriedly pulled Zeng Xiaoxian away, while Yoyo and Qin Yumo also persuaded Hu Yifei, saying: "Hey, Yifei, don't quarrel with Zeng Xiaoxian, you Said that you and Mr. Zeng must quarrel together at all times, whoops, people who don't know think you two... oh."

Hu Yifei turned her head to Yoyo and Qin Yumo and said, "What's the matter with me? It's just that he hasn't spoken well in the past two days, okay? Besides, it's a good thing to invite him to dinner. Why is he acting like that? Tit for tat is the most unbearable He looks like this, he doesn't look like a man at all."

Youyou was a little helpless, sighed, and then Qin Yumo said to Yifei: "I have never seen you get so angry at anyone. I think the relationship between the two of you is not the relationship between the tip of a needle and Maimang. It’s really a bit of a happy enemy, I think what Luo Yu said is true.”

Hu Yifei opened her eyes wide angrily, and then said to her: "Why, you also believe what Luo Yu said? Why do you think Luo Yu is right now?"

55- found cheating

And here Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei are also persuading Zeng Xiaoxian, saying: "I say Xiaoxian. Why bother, don't argue with Yifei. It's not that you don't know that Yifei is a man among men. You and her Fighting for this, aren't you asking for trouble, if you want to be beaten, I won't stop you."

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Lu Ziqiao away helplessly and said: "Cut, who wants to argue with him? I'm telling the truth, okay? It's what it is. Her boyfriend is willing to celebrate her, so why bother pulling us together?" , Seeing the two of them show their affection, I'm fine."

Lu Ziqiao sighed, and said, "I mean Zeng Xiaoxian, I think you've been too obvious this time."

Zhang Wei nodded and said in agreement: "Indeed, Zeng Xiaoxian. You are too obvious this time. This Fei is so nervous that it's fine if you can't feel it. The few of us can feel it at a glance. Are you jealous because Yifei's boyfriend wants to invite Yifei?"

As soon as Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that something was wrong, he froze in place, and suddenly said very manically: "What are you two talking about, I'm jealous, Hu Yifei actually has a boyfriend, okay? No matter what, I won’t be a spare tire.”

Then I laughed at myself and said: "Don't be joking, others don't understand me, don't you understand me? Besides, you know what kind of person Hu Yifei is. You also know what kind of person I am. I can bear it." Is she Hu Yifei's temper? Who can stand her, and now this boyfriend can stand her, who is jealous like a man all day long. Hmph."