The Emperor of the Pirate King

"Tell you, these two are my little-aunt-mother!" The big man carried him into the tent, and after a while, screams came from inside.

"But I think, if you sit quietly in the tent and listen to the nightingale singing... isn't it also very romantic?"

"Oh..." Zhanbo suddenly realized, "No wonder you played so poorly, give it back to me, I want to watch football."

"It's not a joke, it's real this time. I really saw a vixen. She is dressed in white and has a white tail, and she even ate my sausage!" Guan Gu trembled.

The two looked at each other and shook their heads, Zhan Bo looked at everyone, "Did you all eat?"

"Where? I saw you alone. Come, let's talk!"

"how about you?"

"Ah, I'm so hungry, let's go to barbecue." They walked away, leaving Xiaoxian yelling at the same place.

"What's so great about this, each of us has talents, and it's not such a painful skill to build a tent. For example, I was born with ninjutsu." Yifei gestured, "Luo Yu is attractive to the opposite sex, and Yoyo can do it in three seconds. Nakouchi cried out, Zhanbo has a talent for mathematics and computers, Guan Gu has imagination, so he can draw and cook, Mika..."

"Luo Yu, I'll give you 50 yuan, and open the door." Xiaoxian wailed, and Luo Yu let him out.

"So cute! Is this a dog?" Youyou was just about to reach out to touch it, but was dragged back by Guan Gu.

Youyou hangs on Guan Gu, "I'm so excited, I'll see the legendary meteor shower in one minute."

"I am their representative!" The big man shook his muscles.

Guan Gu came out from the corner, nodded wildly, Zhanbo opened his backpack, and took out countless delicious things, including instant noodles, bread, sausage, and a whole chicken.

Guan Gu said fearfully: "In Japanese legends, all white foxes are turned into female ghosts."

"No, it is said that mushrooms will glow at night." Yoyo squatted down and broke the grass.

"Don't regret it! How can a rented tent compare with a tent built by a genius like me! Ah!" Xiaoxian roared, and a spring support of a tent popped out, and the pole hit him in the face.

"It's just a small accident, harmless." Xiaoxian stretched his limbs, "This is a very complicated high-end tent. It is said that under normal circumstances, it would take three adults an hour to set it up. But I—— unexpectedly alone , It took three hours to complete, and the most important thing is that I didn't read the instructions at all."

"...No way!" Everyone stayed for a while, then rushed to grab it.

"Quick, do me a favor. I can't get out." Xiaoxian's voice came from inside.

"Stop it, I can't take it anymore!"

Yifei's eyes glowed with hunger, "It doesn't matter if it's a human or a ghost, how can a fox eat it?"

"Guan Gu, you're safe." Luo Yu took a telescope from him, "Hey, where's Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"lawyer?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you have anything to eat? Or is your meat delicious?" Yifei shouted.

"What does it mean to put the zipper upside down? It's just to put the zipper upside down. According to the situation I struggled for half an hour just now, I put it up very firmly!" Xiaoxian said proudly. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. There was a "cut".

"That's okay? But, Zhanbo, as a healthy man, our focus should not be on games, but on the players."

"Huh?" Yifei stared, Meijia quickly said that it is better to hunt, and the two groups separated.

After he finished speaking, there was silence, and Yoyo was teasing the frog without any response.

In another large tent for two people, Guan Gu laid out moisture-proof mats and sleeping bags, and walked in leisurely, holding a pitcher plant.

"Isn't it? But what I'm watching is the TV screen."

"You have played too many plants vs. zombies." Guan Gu thought, well, ghost stories can't scare you to death, I can only scare you myself.He went around in front of Yoyo and hid behind a tree.But five minutes passed, and Yoyo still hadn't come over. Guan Gu poked his head out, and there was only an empty forest in front of him, and the hooting of owls was creepy.

"They are playing game consoles, and they have brought their own TV sets and generators."

"I'm telling a bad joke!"

"Yes! We can go hunting! There is nothing else in the wild, there must be a lot of pheasants! Yifei, don't you know ninjutsu?" Meijia shook the corner of Yifei's clothes. ,,...

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Yoyo let go of the frog and jumped up, "Hunting is fun! I'll go!"

In the forest, half an hour passed, and the hunting group led by Yifei found nothing.In the meantime, Yifei tried to throw the world, but the bird missed, but Guan Gu had several puddles of bird droppings on his head.In the end, she planned to use the ultimate sky net technique, set up a bamboo basket on a branch, set up a simple trap, and took the only ham sausage that Guan Gu took out from his pocket, and put it underneath as a bait.

"This is Mama-san's line." Guan Gu stared.

Xiaoxian was wondering, Lisa called his name, "Zeng Xiaoxian, after the unanimous decision of the leaders, your show will be revised."

"Since you said so, I won't pursue it, but we don't have the budget to reshoot the poster."

"Come, come, stick out your tongue. Let's see who has the biggest tongue." Yifei greeted, Guan Gu stuck out his tongue, Zhan Bo stuck out his tongue, and it was Xiaoxian's turn.

"Song soldiers A cannon fodder B gangster C bandit D, and a black shadow riding a horse." Youyou said sadly, everyone "cut" and dispersed in disappointment. They went back to each room to find their mothers, leaving Mijia squatting on the ground to hug her. With her "A Primer for Brokers".

"From the moment I helped you get the audition, Yoyo, just imagine if you got the lowest salary in the whole group, would you feel better?"

"What do you think, Bottom King?"

"What happened next?" Yoyo picked up the script.

"You did a good job on the previous show, why did you take the initiative to apply to be transferred late at night?"

Everyone was discussing happily, and Meijia was left looking at the notebook, wanting to cry but not crying, the queen, Lu Bu, a man who is more ruthless than Lu Bu, acting school, circus, all together it is a group of demons dancing wildly.

"Wait a minute! I'll call the director right now." Mika dialed the phone proudly, "Hey! Director, I read the script and it's great. So I want to ask when you will make an announcement? That's right, the investment has been made, The problem of the actor is solved!...What do you mean, what about Dongfang Bubai? Oh, Qingxia will act. Then Lu Bu... Zidan. What about the ninja? Takeshi Kitano? Isn't he facial paralysis? Oh yes, cover Can't tell with a straight face. Where's Diao Chan? Died again? He fell right away?...Hello? Hello?"

"You're here. Come, come, sit." Lisa stood up and moved the chair. Xiaoxian went over and was about to sit down. Lisa moved the chair to Nuolan, and then sat back on the original seat.