The Emperor of the Pirate King

"Then I won't bother you." Zhanbo closed the door and went out.

"I won't lie, you should find someone else." Zhan Bo stared at his big honest eyes.

"It's okay to build relationships. Communication is my strength. Did you challenge me just now? Good! I accept your challenge." Luo Yu was ready to go.

"Are you really dead?" Xiao Xian smiled sinisterly.

What is facebowl?Today's hottest online dating community.That's right, it's not facebook, but facebowl—washbasin.com.Send messages, post photos, make friends, organize parties, play games, broaden your circle, and open up your world.In the living room, Guan Gu, Xiaoxian, Meijia, and Zhanbo buried their heads in the washbasin net.

"What is she doing?"

"Not really, but we chat a lot, and she asked me to help her find a boyfriend yesterday."

"You haven't changed at all, you are still as timid as before."

"Join your classmate association. The friendship in junior high school has long been a formality. I can build a stronger relationship in minutes for you to see."

"How should I put it... How many times have I persuaded her, but she still can't let it go. Now I understand that there is a kind of love called obsession. Oh, now that I think about it, this is also my loss. After all, I am the last man she ever loved. ’” Dui sighed.

"No, I won't lie."

"Zhanbo, let's start earlier and end earlier." A female classmate suggested.

"Zhanbo! If a girl named Yaoyao comes to us in a while, she must hold us for a while! Make up any reason, just say we are busy." Guan Gu fled into the room.

"Don't do porcelain work without diamonds, and don't open Lichunyuan without flower girls. How do you do business?" Xiaoxian barked his teeth and claws.

A girl was crying and being helped, what the hell, I'm not dead yet!Yifei stomped her feet excitedly, and Meijia held her down: "Don't worry, everyone needs a warm-up process. When the time is right, your appearance will have an effect. Just wander around casually, maybe you will get a lot of touch. .”

"Xiao Bu, we will obey you."

I'm going to splash your blood all over you. Just as Yifei was about to pull out the kitchen knife, Zhanbo and Youyou rushed over and forcibly dragged her into the toilet.

"What's wrong with me?"

"Concurrently, if you feel guilty about her death, don't bother her. Everyone will have such a day. We should look forward. Tomorrow is a new day, isn't it?" Zhan Bo said while driving Du Yi away. .

Zhanbo slowly raised his head, "Dui... I seem to remember the name... Oh, that junior high school classmate who pestered you seems to be called Du Yi, and I helped you receive him."

"and then?"

Xiaoxian ran over to look at the photo, and it was a cute girl with big eyes born in the 90s, "Kawaii, beauty. Have you seen it?"

"Just say I'm too busy to die!" Yifei roared angrily, and ran into the house just like that.

Luo Yu pointed to his wet pants, "Although I don't know what you're talking about, I suggest you dry them before going out. The toilet is over there!"

Yifei gritted her teeth and endured, the wine was full, and Du Yi jumped, "Hey! Can you pour the wine? Get me full of wine."

"I do not know……"

"Come on, I don't believe it."

"Meijia, let's see if we look up or down, so we don't need to add it." Xiaoxian smiled apologetically.

"But the class number can't be wrong. You see, this is a message from the administrator." Yifei read to the iPad: "After the official review, Hu Yifei did pass away three years ago. We have communicated with the witnesses. Duy confirms, please respect the dead, imposter is struck by lightning!"

"This..." Yifei didn't know how to explain, and looked at Zhanbo bitterly.

"...you...where are you going to file a complaint against me?" Guan Gu said triumphantly, Xiao Xian began to think seriously, wondering if the court would accept it.In the end, he decided to make another appointment with Yaoyao, and bring Guan Gu with him, let him witness with his own eyes how deceitful the Internet is, and force him to refund the money.

"Stop talking nonsense, call all the unbelievers, and I'll tell them."

"Feifeifeifei very beautiful giant rabbit 12138."

At this time, a classmate came over and handed money to Luo Yu, "Lu Xiaobu! I finally remembered that I still owe you money. Don't mind the delay. Forgive me, old classmate."

"But he is not here now, there is no proof of death, you can say whatever you want."

"You mean Yaoyao's photos have been photoshopped?"

"It's more than that! It's just two people! I want to sue you and return my washbasin coin!"

"Dui repeatedly asked me what was going on, but I couldn't answer... so I just said one thing—my sister misses you."

A few days later, black cloth was hung in the apartment, and it was arranged as a simple memorial service. On the altar, there was a photo of Yifei's smile, and flowers were arranged beside it.

After a while, Yaoyao came in with a carnation in her arms, "Excuse me, do Guan Gu Miqi and Zeng Xiaoxian live here?"

As the night got darker, everyone began to yawn frequently, asking why the memorial service hadn't started yet, and they were still waiting for the next meal.

"I hate it," Xiaoxian flicked the orchid finger, "I mean, how about introducing me? Don't think too much about it, it's just a simple social interaction, why don't you make a connection."

Luo Yu pretended to boo: "Have a party! Have a party!"

But Yifei certainly didn't expect that two days later, there would be a large pile of chrysanthemums at the door, and there would be a souvenir book with her junior high school photos on it.She wants Zhanbo to explain what these are.

Du Yi lit the incense, "Yifei, don't come here without any problems."

Xiaoxian looked insane, "I, when did I take a photo with this beauty?"

"But they asked, how about I make up a reasonable reason?" Zhan Bo asked weakly.

"I don't think this is right."

"So, Yifei had that kind of relationship with you?" A male classmate asked.

Yifei smiled sinisterly: "Do you really miss me that much?",,..