The Emperor of the Pirate King

"Why am I not regular anymore? I insist on drinking alcohol every day, sleeping for 4 hours, and never spending the night with the same girl. It's very regular." Luo Yu stared at the ceiling, "I'm handsome, IQ is invincible, and my hardware can't keep up with it." Come on... I figured it out, if there is an afterlife, I would rather reduce my IQ by one-third, and I must have a body that is indestructible, and a kidney that is invulnerable!"

"This parking space - I'm sorry, why don't we just squeeze it like this?"

Du Jun said blankly: "When I was studying manga in Japan, my juniors all called me Senior Brother. Many years have passed in a flash."

"I'm so tired, how can I perform? What's more, the new scenes are so difficult. I'm either slapped or kicked. I'm not prepared for the time being."

"Meijia, you're spoiling the atmosphere a bit by saying that!" Xiaoxian said solemnly, secretly giving a thumbs up under the table.

Xiaoxian said with a look of concern: "I know you two are in a good relationship, and it's not about life and death. You can still see it when you come out."

Guan Gu sat cross-legged on the chair, "Then you can seek justice in your next life. Anyway, Luo Yu's IQ will drop by one-third in the next life. You can abuse him as much as you want."

"I was not sensible at the time, so I became a manga artist. Now I understand that manga is nothing! Last month, the Animation Creative Park approved another piece of land for me. This time I plan to open a Japanese restaurant. Sell manga books How much money can you make, how profitable is sushi and sashimi.”

"There is an unknown history of struggle and grand ambitions!" Du Jun nodded, and Meijia tugged at the corner of her clothes. ,,...

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"Not tomorrow night, Lisa Rong asked me to have dinner, probably to discuss the details of helping me win the Golden Microphone Award. The restaurant is all booked, what 'rose paradise', let's go another day."

"I've decided. I'm a screenwriter!"

"No, my younger brother is the fifth-generation successor of Guan Gu Cuisine, known as the little prince of silver cod - Guan Gu is magical. If he comes to China, he should be a manga artist, but what is most lacking in Japan is manga man."

The kidney is a very important organ in the animal body. If the diet is improper and the endocrine is disordered, it is easy to cause stones.Kidney stones are minor illnesses, and they hurt like hell!Please look at Luo Yu, a patient with kidney stones, half lying on the hospital bed, pitifully biting his pillow.

"I... I was expelled from the team." Lu Ziqiao looked dull and spoke with a Sichuan accent, "I came here to participate in the national championship a few days ago, but before the competition started, I met a liar! They insisted on giving me money, Let me help them shoot commercials, men want good kidneys! Drink Shenbao! Oh yeah, Shenbao tastes great! But...then they said that my urine test failed, the coach told me where to go and where to go , I’m coming to you.”

"It's not about money. After I was kicked out twenty-two times as a stuntman, I made up my mind to earn money with dignity."

"You knew already?"

At this time, a Chevrolet quickly entered the warehouse and took her place.

"How many times have I said, buy it for 48 yuan 5, not 48 yuan 6, do you think you made a dime less? How much is a dime multiplied by 5000 million? Think about it with your butt, ok?"

Everyone was noncommittal, "Cut! Unless God is crazy!"

"Ms. Zeng, Rose Paradise is a famous restaurant for lovers. Two people dine, and the room charge is free." Zhan Bo continued to laugh wickedly.

"Ah! My (di)kidney!"

"You can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my muscles." Zi Qiao took out a bottle of Kidney Treasure and drank it down.

"When it comes to success, it all depends on the will to keep making progress and the spirit of never giving up." Du Jun completely ignored her, and Mei Jia shrank back bored.

"Doesn't the provincial team have dormitories?"

"Didn't you charge for advertising?"

"Damn! What kind of relationship? You bastard! The operation stole my medical insurance!" Meijia waved the receipt, "I'm going to strangle him before he wakes up—slow down? If he dies inside, no one will If you pay me back, won't I be even more wronged?"

Koji said angrily, "I'm going to shoot you soon, where can I find it? You didn't come here to see my jokes, did you?"

"Never heard of it, what do you want me to do?"

Yifei took it and took a look: "Meijia, you wrote an extra zero on this check." Luo Yu was a little bit out of his head, and he really loved this group of people so much.

Yifei looked at them, "Meijia must be your good wife, behind every successful man there is..."

"The TV station next door, I'll record "Xiaoxian Has Something to Say."

Qiao Luoyu was pulling at the corner of his clothes beside him, "Little aunt, I have no money to pay the rent."

"Stop screaming, the doctor will operate on you soon, good boy." The little aunt stroked his head.

"Why don't you guys come to the love apartment and rent together, anyway, we have a lot of vacant rooms..."

"I'm telling the truth," Meijia said sourly, "Look at these men and women in pairs, consuming cheap services and enjoying petty bourgeois sentiments at the same time. My husband and I have never needed such things. Even if he opened it himself I've never been invited to a restaurant... Birthday, Valentine's Day... Tomb-sweeping Day, I'm always at home alone, entertaining myself, don't I still live a good life?! Cut, romance and so on are the most annoying."

Youyou was lowering her head in shyness when Luo Yu appeared at the door, wearing sportswear and carrying a schoolbag, and came straight towards her, while Ziqiao on the other side rushed towards her, "I found you, little aunt! My mother asked you to help her." I rent a house."

"No problem, let's go together, let's talk to Lisa." Xiaoxian smiled, and everyone got up together.

Zi Qiao, who was playing the statue, covered her hands, "Miss, please respect my work."

"...There will be another time, let's celebrate in advance." Xiaoxian closed his eyes and drank, "Lisa, how about the golden microphone?"

Xiaoxian jumped away in fear, thinking not to ask them to go together, to find more irrelevant people, and then pretend to meet by chance, there are so many people, Lisa must not dare to do anything to her.

Yoyo anxiously said: "Then what should I do?"

"I'll add you three zeros." Mika dragged him unsteadily into the elevator and up the stairs.

"It's better to explain the rules first, and it's better to be simple, otherwise my IQ won't be able to accept it."

Youyou smiled and nodded: "Don't dare to say anything else, Qiao has plenty of strength."

Guan Gu stood aside and gestured, "How is this operation done? Do you need a laparotomy?"

"They must never have imagined that you are so successful now and married such a beautiful wife."

"This kind of operation shouldn't kill anyone." Yifei said regretfully.Luo Yu looked at the crowd and thought for a while, "How about I pay you the compensation."

Zhan Bo said: "Today there is a party in the company, and it is stipulated that everyone must find a dance partner. Even the cleaning aunt has been found, but I don't have one. If I could participate in more social activities when I was studying in the United States, I would not now. Here it is."

"You don't need to persuade me, I think the plot is very reasonable: in fact, Lu Bu and Hattori Hanzo are both victims of space-time chaos. The final key is on the creation mountain, and it takes ninety-nine or eighty-one difficulties to cultivate it. You don't understand, Only in this way can there be ratings. I think the devil king on the fourth floor must be Su Daji!" In the corner, Yoyo was wearing glasses and a cotton and linen plaid skirt, talking on the phone.