The Emperor of the Pirate King

Hu Yifei glanced at the timid Zeng Xiaoxian speechlessly.Start with a smile.Then he said: "Zeng Xiaoxian, your ass and head are turned upside down again, right? Then you are obviously alone? What Zhenzi. So, I usually tell you to watch less boring horror movies. You just don't listen." Yifei and Luo Yu tacitly rolled his eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian.Really, IQ is never online!

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately retorted: "Who said I only watch horror movies?"

"Then what boring movie do you still watch? Is it a melodrama or a soap opera?" Luo Yu dismissed Zeng Xiaoxian and shook his head in advance for Yifei.

"Muhahahahaha...it's not...but...the eyes are staring like copper bells, shooting out lightning-like cleverness~~ At this moment, the theme song of Sheriff Black Cat Sounded. Zeng Xiaoxian showed a wretched smile and pointed to the direction of the source of the music. I was still looking at this.

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Luo Yu said helplessly, "Is this something a person of normal age should watch? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Hu Yifei smiled and said, "Is your head an antenna? IQ can also be stretched?" The last sentence can be regarded as a roar.

"Mom, why are you here?" Guan Gu looked at Mako suspiciously.

Makoto smiled.Said: "Mr. Guan, Murong Mingting and I are college classmates. We were studying together at the same university, but we met in a bar the day before yesterday. We talked and talked, and between me and her, we actually have to do what the Chinese say. In-laws. I will let her come first. However, I heard what you said at the door. It is the first time that mom sees you making decisions by yourself when you grow up so big. Mom is very happy." Mako said, reaching out to touch Looking at the head of his son, he smiled gratifiedly.

Lu Ziqiao frowned, turned to Qin Yumo and said in a low voice; "Hey, the two of them are Japanese together, why do they speak Chinese?"

Qin Yumo smiled wryly.Then I imitated that Mr. Magic;

"Fish-flavored pork shreds, I've heard that fish-flavored shredded pork can also be used as vegetables?"

"Mom, thank you." Guan Gu dared to move with tears in his eyes.The mothers on both sides came forward.Put two hands together.At the same time, he wished the two people: "We have witnessed the love between you two. In the future, we will not stop you. Live well."

Everyone's eyes filled with tears, only Luo Yu began to plan his own little Jiujiu in his heart at this time. People said that if he wants to deal with his wife, he must first deal with her mother. It seems that he still needs to improve!But can I incite my old lady!Hey hey hey!

A few days later, each sent their mother away.This matter can be regarded as over.

this day. . . . . . . .

"Dong Dong Dong~"

"Who is it?" Zeng Xiaoxian stepped forward to open the door.The man outside the door let the toothbrush he was brushing his teeth fall on the ground...

The downstairs bar of Love Apartment...

Hu Yifei, Lu Ziqiao, Luo Yu, and Qin Yumo were surfing the Internet with a laptop in their hands.

Hu Yifei suddenly laughed, and looked at Luo Yu tacitly.

The other two looked at each other, then turned their eyes away.

Qin Yumo; (glances at Hu Yifei contemptuously) Yifei, what's wrong with you?What's so funny?I don't know, I thought you were epileptic.

Hu Yifei (smiling and waving her hands) Oh, what, I was just looking at this...Look, there was such a slogan on the lawn of Love Apartment yesterday. : Today you step on my head, next year I will grow on your grave. (He covers his mouth here and laughs) After finishing speaking, he did not forget to wink at Luo Yu, so as to fascinate the men present.

Lu Ziqiao: (raises eyebrows) Is this considered a classic?Watch me find you one.After finishing speaking, Lu Ziqiao focused all his eyes on a computer, and after a while, he suddenly let out a sound of admiration. "Wow!"

Hu Yifei and Luo Yu immediately approached; have you found it?

Lu Ziqiao pointed to a beautiful girl's profile picture on the computer and said, "This beauty's profile picture is so beautiful."

Hu Yifei reached out and hit Lu Ziqiao on the head.Said: "Go to hell. Didn't you say you were looking for classic quotes?"

Lu Ziqiao screamed and reached out to touch his head.He said with an aggrieved face: "Isn't this what you are looking for? Hey, yes, I was shopping with my female colleague today, and a little flower seller ran over to me and said, "Brother, why don't you buy a flower for your sister? "I couldn't buy street flowers in front of others, so I said: "Look, my brother didn't bring any money. "The little girl looked at my deflated pocket, her cute and innocent face collapsed in an instant, and said: "Uncle, don't come out to pick up girls if you don't have money, it's a waste of everyone's time!" "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...is this dude too funny?? Hahahaha." Lu Ziqiao laughed while pointing at the screen.

After Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo listened, they turned their heads speechlessly.Lu Ziqiao looked at the expressions of the two of them.Immediately stopped the expression.Said: "Okay, I know I'm laughing low..."

Luo Yu patted Joe on the shoulder and said distressedly, brother, I sympathize with you!Zi Qiao lay on Luo Yu's shoulder in an instant, crying, and said, dear, you still feel sorry for him.It made Yifei and Yumo vomit wildly!

"Hey, what are you talking about?" At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian put his hands in his bag and walked to the sofa and sat down.He looked at the two with a smile on his face.

Hu Yifei; (shaking his head and laughing) We are talking about why the end is not here yet, so hurry up and bury Lu Ziqiao, that bastard, that would be the best.

Zeng Xiaoxian (with a look of disbelief) This is too nonsense, how is it possible?

Lu Ziqiao; (with a moved face, hugging Zeng Xiaoxian's arm) Teacher Zeng, you are so kind, you are my savior.

Zeng Xiaoxian (reaches out to pull Lu Ziqiao away) Well, well, well...then the loess is willing to bury him?Isn't that an insult to that soil?

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao's expression changed drastically; "Teacher Zeng, I always thought you were a righteous person, but now it seems that you are just a negative example for him. I went to the bathroom."

After speaking, it turned into a ray of light and flew towards the toilet.

Zeng Xiaoxian, (recalling the sentence just now) What is the negative example of a righteous person?

After Hu Yifei listened, she showed her terrifying expression here. ,,...

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Narrator: Hu Yifei puts her hands in her bag. "Dear friends, don't know some brain-dead friends like Zeng Xiaoxian, because in the eyes of many people, brain-dead friends are contagious. If Zeng Xiaoxian wouldn't bring others down. Then... SARS would not be so Horror.

Lu Ziqiao walked out of the toilet, and suddenly a person ran up, and the two collided.The man turned around.

The two looked carefully...

"Zhang Wei!!!"

"Zi Qiao???"

The two were excited for a moment, and tried to hug each other at the same time, but they exerted too much force and were knocked away.

The two touched their chests and coughed. After a while, Lu Ziqiao opened one eye, touched his chest with the other hand, and said, "I can't believe it's been so long since you've seen each other, and you're still turbulent..."

Zhang Wei (smiling) Hehe...that's right.yes.

"I didn't expect to meet you in the toilet again." Lu Ziqiao smiled.