The Emperor of the Pirate King
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Zhang Wei; (takes a sip of salt soda) That's no problem.Hey...two two hundred and five, two two hundred and five, two two hundred and five. "
Everyone fell into a moment of silence......
Narration; Tang Youyou; because Zhang Wei's lawsuit will come out tomorrow, we separated tonight without talking much. However, Zhang Wei will win the first lawsuit in his life, and he will also find his biological father.And return to the love apartment here, and, also, find his partner......
Your Moon My Heart Live Streaming Room...
"Hello, everyone, welcome to watch Your Moon, My Heart, Live TV. I am your good friend, Zeng Xiaoxian. I believe you all still remember my words of wisdom, your sun is my heart, eh! Your moon is my heart." A good man is me, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian." Zeng Xiaoxian wiped his nose and said.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, can you say something reliable? What you said just now is all nonsense!" said the photographer.
"Oh, I'm sorry, hehe." Zeng Xiaoxian apologized.
"Okay, now we are only interviewing the first person. Hello, Aunt Wang. Please tell me about your embarrassment." Zeng Xiaoxian turned to a slightly fat Aunt Wang beside him.
Aunt Wang: Recently, I have fallen in love with watching iPartment. I used to have backaches and leg cramps.I feel tired after walking for a while.However, since I started looking at iPartment, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I can go up to the fifth floor without any effort. "
Zeng Xiaoxian; (frightened, with a big mouth) You... look at iPartment.
Narration; Zeng Xiaoxian; dumbfounding expressions.Pfft...hehe...why...you stand on your moon and my heart and say you like iPartment?This is cheating.There is wood! ! ! "
Zeng Xiaoxian; (returning to his senses) Oh, hehe, then congratulations, do you know what caused your back pain and leg cramps before? "
When Aunt Wang heard this, her expression changed drastically. "I just keep listening to your moon my heart.
Narrator: Zeng Xiaoxian spat out a mouthful of blood. "God. Help me. A lightning strike kills me!!!" Boom! ! !a bang.The screen turned black.
"I'm joking!" Zeng Xiaoxian said in a pitiful voice...
Slowly, a few words appeared on the black screen. "Purify screen, world peace..."
Your Moon My Heart Live TV Backstage......
Zeng Xiaoxian; (patting the dust off his body) Oh, what a wonderful day today?It's brutal and inhumane. It's unacceptable.
Nuolan; (steps forward and tidies Zeng Xiaoxian's clothes) Xiaoxian, how is the recording today?Are you ok?
Zeng Xiaoxian; (looking at the TV screen with a dazed expression, his heart beating wildly) Uh...no...no.
Nuolan; (did not understand Zeng Xiaoxian) Huh?What did you say?
Zeng Xiaoxian; (immediately recovering) Oh, it's nothing.Nolan, why are you here today? "
Nuolan; (sweet smile) Xiaoxian, are you free tonight?Let's have a meal together.
Zeng Xiaoxian; (immediately tense up) Huh? ?I... you... this...
Nuolan; (seems to have realized something. Looking back at Zeng Xiaoxian) What?you don't want to go?
Zeng Xiaoxian; (shaking his head immediately, refusing) No, no, no...it's not that I don't want to go,...well...let's go together.
Nuolan; (After hearing this, I felt a burst of sweetness. I nestled my head in Zeng Xiaoxian's arms)
Narrator: Zeng Xiaoxian stands in front of the TV.slowly.Blood came from the nostrils.Then he reached out and wiped his nose.His eyes widened.This fucking is okay too?
The downstairs bar of Love Apartment...
"Meijia, come, eat a piece." Lu Ziqiao fed Chen Meijia a bite of apple.
"En." Chen Meijia opened her small mouth, caught the apple, and ate it.
Everyone watched, and at the same time made a sound of contempt. "what!!!"
Lu Ziqiao: (quickly put down the things in his hands) What are you all doing? ? ?I get it, you guys are jealous of me.Jealous I am better now.
Hu Yifei; (immediately interjects) Pooh! ! !Lu Ziqiao.I envy you? ? ?Why don't you die?After speaking, he did not forget to look at Luo Yu with a smirk.
Luo Yu: God!Ziqiao, it's the first time I think you are so cute, please say a few more words, let Yifei's little eyes smash me to death!
Tang Youyou; (Contemptuous eyes) Jealous of you?Jealousy is now a man?
Guan Gu is miraculous; (flipping the book in his hand) Then I hope he will lose his memory.
Lu Ziqiao; (pulls his hands violently) You are just jealous of me!Jealousy is better now.
Narration; Lu Ziqiao pointed to the words on the blackboard with a teaching pole; "Students, it has been scientifically verified that [-]% of male friends will put an end to any other girlfriends after they have a girlfriend they really like. Some temptations. Even if a beautiful woman stands in front of you, you don't have the urge to ask for a phone number. As long as you can do the following, it proves that you are already a person who can stand it, The wind blows and the rain hits. A good man with cold windows and snow. The last whisper (except Mr. Zeng)
Chen Meijia; (comes up to smooth things over) All right, all right, now that Zi Qiao is getting better, we should support him well.How can you hurt him so much? ? ? ,,...
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Lu Ziqiao; (with a look of excitement) Meijia...you are still welcome.
"Huh!!!" Everyone present despised you again.
Hu Yifei; (pointing at Lu Ziqiao and cursing) Ziqiao, your shamelessness now has surpassed Guan Gu, and you are striding to catch up with Zeng Xiaoxian.Who is not good to imitate, why do you imitate him? "
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian came over.
"What are you talking about?" Teacher Zeng still showed his wretched smile.
"Look, if you say Cao Cao, Liu Bei will arrive." Hu Yifei said helplessly. "I think if you really want to learn, it's better to learn more from Luo Yu than to be Zeng Xiaoxian!"
"Hey, Liu Bei. Ah bah. Teacher Zeng, Yifei just praised you for being more shameless than me." Lu Ziqiao raised his head and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Are you sure this is a boast??" Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide.
At this time, a person came out of the toilet, walked straight to the crowd and sat down.
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