The Emperor of the Pirate King

Guan Gu is miraculous; (with a calm face) Every time she smiles like this, nothing good will happen. Last time she smiled like this... the pork went up.

Narrator: Hu Yifei clasped his hands together; Ladies and gentlemen, there is a saying that a slut will always be a slut, no matter how much he cultivates, he will not be able to become a fairy.So, so, the slut always has to...be served as the supervisor of the Second Line by the National People's Congress.

Luo Yu was lying on the sofa, one hand was broken......

Lu Ziqiao; (shaking his head helplessly) Director Luo Da is really a pure man.Now, he still wants to test whether Yifei's fist is still as hard as before. ,,...

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Hu Yifei; (clenching his fists) I...will definitely be a very successful person.And...had to be tough.As for what, you can think for yourself.If it doesn't suit me, hum... I'll engrave your name on the tombstone.Then send a pair of chrysanthemums every day.

Luo Yu stood up immediately; flipping through the documents in his hands quickly.Then stopped on one.Said: "Okay, Yifei, this must be powerful, I'm sure, no one can beat it. Trust me."

Hu Yifei (turning her head to look) What role?let me see.

Luo Yu; (begins to twitch) Yifei... Feifei... Xiao Feifei...

Hu Yifei; (feeling numbness all over her body, she stretched out her hand and scratched her arm) Xiaoyou...Okay, okay, I won't watch it, you decide.Anyway, as long as it's not playing tricks, it's fine.

Luo Yu; (immediately stretches out his hand) Definitely... definitely not.And it's the main character.

Looking at the crowd, it seems that only Mika has no role.

Luo Yu; (walks to Mika and sits down) Mika, hey...what role do you want? ? ?Or let me, a cultural person...give you a recommendation? ? ? ?

Chen Meijia; (reaching out and turning the lollipop in her hand) Uh... well... Lu Ziqiao is playing a man, right? ? ?

Narrator: Luo Yu spat out a mouthful of blood. "Isn't this blatant nonsense???"

Luo Yu; (takes a deep breath) Yes...he played a male role.

Chen Meijia; (with a thoughtful expression) Oh...that's right...then...then I will play someone who is stronger than him.Lu Ziqiao must be suppressed.Otherwise he will go against the sky.

Luo Yu; (thinking for a moment) Someone stronger than him? ? ? ?Let me look for it.I looked for it... After finishing speaking, I started to flip through the script in my hand... It took about ten minutes.Finally found.

Luo Yu; (with a smile on his face) Hahahaha...well, well, I found it, and it is guaranteed to be stronger than him.Absolutely strong.Um? ? ?Is this a smile?

Chen Meijia; (squeeze her fist) Can you crush him?

After finishing speaking, Chen Meijia waved her pink fist and hit Lu Ziqiao in the chest.Lu Ziqiao let out a sigh of relief.The mouth becomes an "o" line.Then he took a deep breath.

Lu Ziqiao; (stretching out his hand to touch his chest, using his grinding voice) You are not hitting me.what are you doing now ? ? ? ?

Chen Meijia; (looking back at Lu Ziqiao) Why am I beating you?I'm here... to hone your will...

Lu Ziqiao; (reaching out and touching his chest. Complaining) To hone my will? ? ? ?I see you are sharpening your fists, right?

Luo Yu; (Okay, okay...all of you. Stop arguing...our movie...will start broadcasting soon.)

Narration; Luo Yu put his hands in his bag; audience.Luo Yu is going to give you a few secret recipes here, as the saying goes, people don't do it for themselves.As a human being, we must learn to keep a hand for ourselves. The so-called cat calls a tiger, and we keep a hand for everything.Hahahahaha.......eh? ? ?Am I a cat? ? ?

Everyone became interested immediately.

"Really?? When will we be able to act???"

"Look!" Luo Yu emphasized.

Time travel begins...

the river is long and tempestuous, it was like a hero.Success or failure turned empty.

Aoyama is still there, How Many Suns.

The white-haired fisherman on the river Nagisa is used to watching the autumn moon and the spring breeze.A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet.

Many things from ancient to modern times are all being discussed with laughter.

——Transfer "Linjiang Immortal"

Speaking of the general trend of the world, the long-term division must be united, and the long-term union must be divided.Seven countries fought over the weekend and merged into Qin.And after Qin was destroyed, Chu, Han

The dispute was merged into the Han Dynasty.The Han Dynasty revolted from the ancestor Gaozu who cut the white snake, and unified the world. Later, Guangwu Zhongxing passed to Xiandi, and then divided

For the Three Kingdoms.The reason why it caused the chaos almost began with the two emperors Huan and Ling.Emperor Huan imprisoned good people and worshiped eunuchs.When Emperor Huan died, Emperor Ling died

He was assisted by General Dou Wu and Grand Tutor Chen Fan.From time to time, eunuchs Cao Jie and others took power, and Dou Wu and Chen Fan tried to get rid of them.

However, he was harmed instead, and Zhongjuan has become more and more rampant since then.

Slowly, all the heroes rose together, and the situation of the Three Kingdoms emerged.They are Cao Cao (played by Guan Gu) and Liu Bei (played by Luo Yu).Sun Quan; (Lu Ziqiao decoration).These three ancient figures wiped out the Yellow Turban Thieves.Fight Yuan Shu and build your own country.Then, Cao Cao's ambition is expanding step by step.Slowly, three points of the world have already occupied the second.There is no way.After Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times, he invited Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain.Help him crusade against the Han Dynasty.Zhuge Liang first decided to unite Soochow first.Fight against Cao Cao together.

this day……

Liu Bei (played by Zeng Xiaoxian) turned his head and glanced at the eunuch Lu (played by Lu Zhanbo) beside him; "Eunuch Lu, Kong Ming has been in Soochow for so many days. Why hasn't he come back yet??? Could it be that... was forced to stay Where?? Are you married??"

Eunuch Lu (waving the floating dust in his hand) Don't worry, my lord... The military master is resourceful, and he will definitely be able to get through this moment safely.Otherwise, we will not establish the Kingdom of Shu in the future. (whispers)

"Card!!!"

Lu Zhanbo roared; "Hey...Luo Yu, if I am, Liu Bei's confidant...you...you...give me a eunuch? ?? Pit dad!!!"

Luo Yu; (stretched out his hand and rubbed his ear, which had been stunned by Lu Zhanbo) Zhanbo......No...Didn't you say you wanted to play Liu Bei's cronies? ? ?Didn't this become Liu Bei's confidant? "

At this time, all the women covered their mouths and laughed.

Lu Zhanbo: "This...you... at least give me a complete male..."

Hu Yifei; (waving) All right, all right, Zhanbo, you can be content! It’s not bad to give you such a character, I remember giving Yoyo a stickman last time.Ha ha ha ha..." After finishing speaking, another snicker was drawn.