The Emperor of the Pirate King

"Hey, hey, are you listening to my story, or are you concerned about whether this dream girl is a court lady?" If you want to explain Chinese knowledge to Guan Gu miraculously, even if you explain it for three days and three nights, you won't be able to explain it clearly. So it's better to interrupt first, so that everyone will not be pissed off by Guan Gu.

"So...Zhang Wei, what are you going to do? What does your dad say?" Hu Yifei turned to look at Zhang Wei, and suddenly found that Zhang Wei's eyes were a little strange, and his hands kept grinding on his knees , it seems that there is something that makes it difficult for him to make a choice.

"Zhang Wei, what's wrong with you? Are you going crazy?" Chen Meijia couldn't help but exclaimed when she saw Zhang Wei's strange behavior.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Zhang Wei is playing hard to get, three times and three times. According to my years of experience, Zhang Wei must have encountered relationship problems, or he is reluctant to part with someone." Lu Ziqiao reached out and touched his chin. , thinking seriously.During this thought, he didn't notice the expressions of other people at all.

Chen Meijia just waved the pillow.

"I sprayed you to death with a sip of salt soda, and you just talked nonsense all day long. Don't compare your wretchedness with Zhang Wei's wretchedness? Zhang Wei's appearance is shrunken, but his heart is wretched."

Chen Meijia's amazing words made everyone sink again"

"I think you both should shut up. ,, . . .

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Hu Yifei looked back at the two of them, her eyes widened, and Ziqiao and Meijia were so frightened that they backed up and sat down, not daring to speak again.

Everyone knows that if Hu Yifei gets angry, he is doomed to have a unique move, a flash.

"Also... I have to go, because I'm going to get married soon." Zhang Wei looked at his knees with a smile, rubbing his hands non-stop, with a faint lewd smile on his face.

"Ah?" Everyone exclaimed at the same time, and they all sat on the sofa, feeling as if they had collapsed.

Slowly turning his face away, Zhang Wei glanced at everyone and smelled it suspiciously; "You...don't want me to get married?"

At this moment, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and no one spoke.

"Pfft..." Hu Yifei was the first to laugh, and raised her hand to pat Zhang Wei, showing her white teeth, and said with a smile; "Ahaha...Brother Viagra, you are finally married."

Zhang Wei laughed for a few seconds after hearing this, and immediately replied; "Why do you say marry? I am married!"

"Zhang Wei, have you forgotten the last time? Last time, your girlfriend ran away from marriage, and you were too sad. Will you..." Zi Qiao's expression became more and more wretched. From his point of view, the initial failure has become Zhang Wei's destiny.

Looking back at Lu Ziqiao, Zhang Wei had resentment in his eyes.

"Isn't it thanks to you? Lu Xiaobu, two two hundred and five!" Zhang Wei roared, freeing up two fingers of his right hand.

Frowning, Lu Ziqiao felt a little baffled. Why did Zhang Wei always talk about this two hundred and five? It's so strange.

"Zhang Wei, what do you mean? Always say two hundred and five? Tell the truth." Lu Ziqiao waved his hand, signaling Zhang Wei to speak directly.

"Zi Qiao, have you forgotten that you borrowed five hundred yuan from Zhang Wei? Now he said two hundred and five, just to let you exchange money?" At this time, Guan Gu suddenly spoke, this sentence , let Lu Ziqiao come to his senses completely, and slapped his forehead.

Lu Ziqiao said, "Oh, I'll go, really, is that the only thing? You still need two two hundred and five, two two hundred and five to talk about?"

Facing Lu Ziqiao's sudden reaction, everyone felt a burst of curiosity.

"Hey, Yifei, did this guy take the wrong medicine? Are you full and have nothing to do?" Luo Yu slowly put his head close to Hu Yifei's cheek, and whispered.

After listening to Luo Yu's words, Hu Yifei sneered and said, "Hmph, if this guy can wake up, the iron cock should drop its iron piece."

Narration; Hu Yifei came out and said: "Everyone knows that Ziqiao has several shortcomings, such as wretchedness, he often molested countless innocent girls in the bar, which caused dozens of girls in strange clothes to come to the bar to find her every week.Details Please watch the first episode of the second season of Love Apartment.

Second, he was greedy for cheap and went out with Luo Yu. Almost all his bills were paid by Luo Yu. Remember the swimming party last time?

To sum up, it can be seen that Ziqiao is a beast that can be destroyed by heaven and earth. If you see his conscience and find out, then your first reaction will be, illusion!

After the narration ended, everyone felt depressed for a while.

"A few words from Yifei summed up Ziqiao's life!" Luo Yu nodded empathetically.

Lu Ziqiao hurriedly interrupted, "Kill me with one sword! You will be punished for making such comments on me!"

"Hey! Zi Qiao, you can kill yourself by harakiri! It's considered a great contribution to the women's world, and we will pay you a silent tribute at any time." Guan Gu magically said something, which completely broke Lu Ziqiao.

Narrator: Lv Ziqiao spread his hands and looked at the video helplessly; "Do you know? In this world, a hero is lonely. Do you want to be a hero? Do you want to fight all over the world with Fang Tian's painted halberd in your hand? Do you want to Admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University? Humph!

Stop dreaming, go back and watch the Three Kingdoms.

"Zi Qiao, when will you pay me back the five hundred yuan? I'm getting married tomorrow, and my marriage partner is Luo Ting." Zhang Wei stood up and said, it can be seen that he really loves his five hundred yuan. hundred dollars.This is also normal. Zhang Wei grew up in a kindergarten, and he cared about every penny, otherwise he wouldn't bet with Yifei and lose his room.

The murder caused by ten yuan was caused in this way.

"There is money, but I don't know if you can come and get it. If it's a man, we'll solve it in a man's way!" Lu Ziqiao stood up and patted the dust off himself.

Tang Youyou shook his head; "How can there be so much dust?"

"Am I still afraid of you? What method!" At this moment, sparks of fighting appeared behind Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei, arousing the desire to fight between them.

"Then let's have a one-of-a-kind, unparalleled...flying chess!" Lu Ziqiao pulled out a huge box of flying chess from behind him, held it in his hand, and looked at Zhang Wei with a sneer.

"Okay, let's play flying chess. As long as I win, you have to obediently return the five hundred yuan to me." Zhang Wei stood up, walked to Lu Ziqiao's side, and looked down at the flying chess box in his hand. .

"It's a deal, let's go! I've already decided where we will fight!" Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, turned and walked out.

"When did you order it?"

"five minutes later!"

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"Eh? Luo Yu, why didn't you go with Ziqiao this time?" Hu Yifei smiled lightly and turned away, looking at Luo Yu who was drinking soda.

Cough, cough... After choking a few times, Luo Yu slowly raised his head and said in a solemn tone; "Yifei, you underestimate me, do you think I will still be the same as before? I am now Why would you go out and fool around with Ziqiao again?"

Narration; Luo Yu raised his hand to stroke his hair, and said with a smile; "Hmph...huh...hahahaha...just kidding, who am I? Luo Yu also! How can I be so public as a public figure? Are they going out? What's more, I'm afraid that Yifei will break my leg, you know, muhahahahahaha...