I, Kiriko, the Cheater

Xiqi said the above call with a serious face, but the S-class heroes present still did not respond much as before.

Even the Pig God, who has been eating endlessly since entering the meeting room, is still stuffing things into his mouth.

The police dog man is like a dog whose owner is out, lying on the table and having nothing to love.

The metal bat put its legs on the long table, with a bad expression on its face.

"Hey, let me tell you... I was in pain. I slipped out of my sister's important piano recital. If what I'm going to talk about later is just a trivial matter, believe it or not, I'll smash this department with a stick?"

Sitting diagonally across from the metal bat, Tornado curled his lips in disdain.

"Hmph, with just that stick, you smashed this headquarters? Don't laugh so hard."

"Do you want me to use this bat to help you comb that curly hair and beat your head like that bald man!"

Saitama didn't say anything, just asked for a cup of hot tea, and Saitama, who was sitting obediently beside Genos, was shot while lying down.

"If you can do it, let the horse come here, you watermelon bug hairstyle!"

The two S-level heroes, in full view of the public, tore apart like a daily routine in Tieba.

Sitting on the other side, he was obviously a man, but there was a hairpin in his hair, and Flash Flash, who was also wearing high heels, said indifferently.

"Say something quickly, the nose of the plane will be killed if it is too late."

"Hey, Barrette, are you on the women's side?"

"It's not a hairpin, it's Flash Flash."

The super alloy black light sitting next to Tongzi noticed Tongzi's expression.

"What's the matter, little girl Dark Sword, why do you have such an expression?"

"Mr. Super Alloy Black Light, are they... usually like this?"

Originally, Tongzi wanted to say, "Are they usually so unorganized and disciplined", but she swallowed the words.

Although she has the king's treasure, she is not in the habit of firing map cannons.

"I let you down."

"Well, it's not that I'm disappointed, it's just that it's a little different from what I thought."

"It's okay, I'll get used to it after a long time. By the way, little girl Dark Sword, do you want to train your muscles with us? If you have someone to accompany you, even boring exercises will be interesting♂."

As he said that, the super alloy black light also assumed the shape of King Billy.

"You said... us? Is there anyone else besides you?"

"Of course."

As he said that, the super alloy black light pointed at the sexy prisoner on the other side of the table, and also put on a brotherly pose, and the sexy prisoner, who knew the elegant meaning by listening to the string song, also put on a brotherly pose.

"Uh...that, thank you, I don't want it..."

Facing the ongoing quarrel, Xiqi took a deep breath.

"Great prophet, Master Xibabadi has passed away."

The conference room, which was still noisy, became quiet because of this sentence.

"That Mr. Xibabadi? Was he murdered?"

"No, when she was divining the future half a year later, she seemed to have divined something terrible. She was so shocked that she couldn't breathe, so she ate a throat lozenge, accidentally choked on it, and died on the spot. gone."

Tongzi blinked and looked around again.

I found that all the S-level heroes present here were all shocked by the news of the death of the person called "Xibabadu". Even the cadres of the association, when they mentioned the way of death, they also had a sad expression on their faces...

Although it is really wrong to think so, this way of dying is too...

This is simply compared with Jin Jinggong who "eats, bloats, goes to the toilet, sinks and dies".

Perhaps, this is the choice of Steins;Gate.

"I see, you called us here because you need us to come up with countermeasures to deal with disasters in the future, in the absence of Mr. Xibabadu's prediction. That's what you mean, right?"

Super Alloy Black Light thought he had guessed what Xiqi meant.

"No, to be precise, what I want you to deal with is that Mr. Xi Babadi is choking on throat lozenges, and you have to do your best to write down this message..."

Xi Qi solemnly took out a picture from the inside pocket of his suit, and he turned the picture upside down on the long table. The next moment, the picture appeared on the table with a clear projection.

The handwriting on the picture is clear and neat. It's hard to imagine that it was written by a person who was about to die on the spot because his throat was choked by lozenges.

There are not many words on the picture, and they are concise and clear——

"..."

silence.

A deathly silence enveloped the meeting room.

After a long time, someone broke the silence and spoke.

"which movie is this?"

"It's The Kangxi Dynasty."