I, Kiriko, the Cheater

"Of course, we are well-known adventurers, and we will definitely be able to help the brave man."

Tongzi glanced at the clothes on them that could hardly even be called armor.

A "renowned" adventurer who doesn't have all the equipment?

"roll!"

The faces of the three of them all changed.

"What did you say?"

Tongzi didn't speak any more, but lightly touched the wall next to the alley, her movements were as gentle as a lover's caress.

However, the three miscellaneous fish just looked at it, and their eyeballs almost popped out.

Because where Tongzi touched, there were a few deep claw marks left behind.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would probably only think that it was left by a powerful monster.

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."

The three miscellaneous fish quickly turned around and fled, only hating their parents for losing two legs.

It was just a few miscellaneous fishes, Tongzi didn't take it seriously, but at this moment, Naofumi Iwatani, who had not looked very good since he came out of the first tavern, suddenly spoke.

"Miss Tong, why don't we forget about it."

Tongzi turned to look at him.

"what happened?"

Iwatani Naofumi leaned against the wall and sat down.

"Miss Tong, you also know that, anyway, even if it passes by, the result will still be the same as before."

"...I know you're not feeling well."

Kiriko sat down next to Naofumi Iwatani.

"However, I have a way to cheer you up again."

"any solution?"

"Have you ever heard of Ramez breathing?"

"The Ramez breathing method?"

"Well, this is internationally acclaimed. It has the ability to transfer pain, moderately relax muscles, and be able to remain calm during labor pains with confidence, so as to speed up the labor process and allow the baby to be born smoothly."

Iwatani Naofumi felt his mouth full, stuck in his throat, very uncomfortable.

"...but I'm not pregnant."

"It doesn't matter, you just need to be like a pregnant woman and let the depression and irritability out... No, it should be called 'forced' out."

But Tongzi's joke didn't seem to make him happy again.

"Please stop joking around at times like this."

"Well, since you're still unhappy..."

Tongzi stood up.

"Then let's go to the tavern."

"But didn't I say that? Anyway, the result is the same..."

"Who said you're going to recruit adventurers?"

"What?"

There was no smile on Tongzi's face just now.

"Unhappy, aren't you? Then go drink, get drunk and you'll be done."

Men, aren't they just such creatures?

Protecting women from the wind and rain, how hard and tiring they are, are all borne by themselves, if they can’t take it anymore, then go get drunk and continue the next day, what should they do.

However, at this moment, a sly voice sounded from the side.

"You two brave men, it seems that you have some troubles."

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I think it's still suitable for me to go to the border area...

Chapter 16 How many people have watched "The Exorcist"?

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The speaker was a strange man in a top hat and tuxedo.

The weirdo was short and bloated, as fat as a ball, with a pair of small round glasses on the bridge of his nose.This person's attire is incompatible with this world similar to the European Middle Ages. Instead, he seems to have walked out of the set of The Exorcist Boy.

"Do you want to recruit people? I happen to have two brave men here, what I need."