The two pets turned pale in shock when they heard the words, they glanced over and found the figure of the Jade Emperor.
"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, why are you here?" the donkey said in horror.
"Huh, the Emperor of Heaven has arrived a long time ago. I didn't expect to hear you talking about the secret between Empress Xuannv and Emperor Nanzhan. You know such a secret thing. For the reputation of Empress Xuannv and Emperor Nanzhan Thinking about it, should I kill you all directly?" The Jade Emperor looked at the two pets coldly.
Because of these two damned pets, Ben Tiandi wanted to make out with the tigress many times but was left out in the cold.This time is really a god-sent opportunity, there is no one else around, and the emperor has secretly arranged a formation to isolate everything inside, even if someone passes by outside, they will not find this place.As long as these two pets are killed, the tigress will have no pets to pet in the future.At that time, she will naturally return to her previous state, and she will always be in harmony with the Emperor of Heaven.
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor was in a particularly high mood, feeling excited.
Chapter 69 Pig Gang Hyena Drunk Rake
"Your Majesty, you are wise and mighty, aloof and invincible Lord of the wild world, my little one has incomparable admiration for you, incomparable admiration, just like the surging river hesitating...Your handsome and unrestrained style, my little one! I also admire you very much." The donkey didn't beg for mercy, but flattered him.
At this time, apart from begging for mercy, it seems that the only option is flattery.
The cockroach came back to his senses, and quickly flattered him with a lotus at the mouth.
"Hahaha, you two little bastards, do you think that if you say something nice, the Emperor of Heaven will soften his heart?" Jade Emperor sneered.
These two little beasts must be killed.
If you don't get rid of it, it will be difficult to have this kind of opportunity in the future.
"Your Majesty, you are so handsome, how can you do something inhumane. Besides, I am just a little cockroach, not worthy of your Majesty's shot. Your Majesty, you should send a young man to kill me." Cockroach Said pretending to be tough.
"Little bastard, play tricks in front of the Emperor of Heaven, hum, you are too young." How could the Jade Emperor not know what the cockroach was thinking.
Sending a young man over, on the one hand, is equivalent to delaying time, on the other hand, if the young man's strength is too weak, he may be killed by two cunning little beasts.
"Jade Emperor, you old-sex-ghost, do you have to kill us brothers?" Cockroach said desperately.
"If I don't kill you, will you be favored by keeping you next to the woman of the Emperor of Heaven?" The Jade Emperor thought of the scene where the cockroaches crowded between the Queen Mother and the two white rabbits, and felt that the green above his head was always so dazzling.
The donkey was dumbfounded. When had he ever seen a cockroach so brave that he dared to have such a tough dialogue with the Jade Emperor.
Fuck, even dare to say the words old-sex-ghost in front of the Jade Emperor.
I have to admire the courage of the cockroach brother!
It's just that this courage is very cheating.
You have no strength, why pretend to be forceful.
"Cockroach, you are so stupid. You dare to be so unreasonable to His Majesty. You don't need His Majesty to do it yourself. I will break up with you now. From now on, you will be my enemy. This donkey is righteous and kills relatives. I will kill my relatives right now. I will kill you, a rude scum, for Your Majesty." The donkey was very active and loyal, and its timing was very accurate.
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, not expecting such a play.
The donkey rebelled and wanted to kill the cockroach?
This seems to be good, anyway, it saves doing it yourself.
After the donkey kills the cockroach, the Emperor of Heaven beheads the donkey himself.
Thinking of this in his heart, the Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Little donkey, you are not bad. Go ahead and crush the cockroaches to pieces. I don't want to see a complete cockroach corpse."
"Jade Emperor old-sex-ghost, you must be jealous of me, that's why you want to kill me, donkey brother, don't be fooled, wait for you to kill me, do you think Jade Emperor old-sex-ghost will let you go ? Stop daydreaming. Both of us brothers are pets of the queen mother, one is prosperous and the other is damaged. Don’t you understand the truth? Demon king, if you can get the chance, becoming a demon saint is just around the corner. At that time, you can become a donkey ancestor, a powerful existence at the level of a real donkey ancestor. With a single command, countless donkeys will respond to it... So, brother donkey, you must do it! Don't be fooled by the Jade Emperor's old-sex-ghost..." The cockroach chattered endlessly, and it was admirable to say a lot of truth.
"Fuck you, fool me." The donkey had already been fooled, but he glanced at the cold eyes of the Jade Emperor, and suddenly became excited. At this moment, he must not fight against the Jade Emperor, he can only follow along. According to the meaning of the Jade Emperor, kill the little cockroach first, and then try to escape.
On the other hand, when killing the cockroach brother, you can deliberately delay the time.
The donkey is not without brains. It also knows that after killing the cockroach, the Jade Emperor will definitely make trouble, but it can only do as it wants.
……
"Hey, didn't there used to be an unnamed floating fairy island here, why is it so foggy now? My old pig has urinated on the island before, and it can't be wrong..." Canopy Marshal Zhu Ganglu, with a look on his face Drunk, naked and dizzy, he flew over here, and murmured to himself in confusion, "I'll go, I understand, the fairy island is covered by a formation, there must be someone inside, could it be that some beautiful fairy in the heaven is here?" Take a shower inside?"
Thinking of this, Zhu Gang's eyes turned red and his breathing became rough.
"Whirring whirring……"
Panting for a while, without saying a word, Zhu Ganglian took out his magic weapon to rake his head, and violently bombarded the formation in front of him.
Kick-kick!
With Zhu Ganglian's saint strength, under the full attack, the formation only made a loud noise, but it was not broken.
"This formation is amazing. The person who arranged the formation is stronger than my old pig. At least the level of formation is very good..." Zhu Gangli said in surprise.
Although I doubt it, this guy is already drunk, and he is a little cute.
Originally, an attack did not break through the formation, and the sensible person should stop attacking immediately, then turn around and run away, or wait until the person who arranged the formation came out, wouldn't they be waiting to be beaten?
Zhu Gang was so drunk that all he had left was his instincts. As a male pig demon, and a sanctified pig demon, the stimulation of his hormones temporarily made him lose his mind.
"One more rake..." Zhu Ganglian shouted.
boom!
The magic weapon rake head once again carried the power of the world, and fiercely bombarded it forward.
"Damn it... who is so bold to attack the formation formed by the Emperor of Heaven..." The Jade Emperor inside the formation looked up at the sky angrily.
His eyes were full of brilliance, and he saw through the formation in an instant, and found that the pig just outside the formation raised his rake head and wanted to continue attacking.
Because the formation was arranged by him, he can easily see through the formation and see clearly the situation outside the formation.
"So it's this pig demon, stupid guy, the Emperor of Heaven raised a pig for nothing..." The Jade Emperor looked gloomy and uncertain.
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