Two-dimensional System of Mischief

Phil Coulson felt a rush of urination coming towards him, and he shivered.

Phil Coulson pressed the emergency rescue button at the headquarters and arrived at the three sniper spots prepared in advance.

On the top floor, Phil Coulson saw three 'sleeping' companions.

He turned his head and looked from the sniper point, where the Uzumaki Age of Gods was originally located.

Only then did Phil Coulson feel that there seemed to be something extra in his clothes.

From the chest pocket, he took out something that looked like an envelope, and opened it carefully:

Don't bother me with his meow!Next time I meet you again, I will break your legs!

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Looking at the literal meaning on the white paper, I felt a strong warning from the other party.

Well, Phil Coulson, who was standing on the roof, said silently with a smile on his lips.

'What annoys me the most is a guy who is lawless if he is capable, and who doesn't obey management. '

Regarding the warning on the white paper, Phil Coulson recalled that he saw the group.

At some point, the agent who passed out on the ground felt the desire to urinate rushing towards him.

Obviously, the other party's warning this time must be the last time, Phil Coulson thought in his heart as his legs cooled down.

If Mr. Chief still wants to continue to bite the other party, should he ask for leave?

Happy heroic sacrifice, it is better to spend the rest of your life, lingering in a wheelchair, right?

For some reason, Phil Coulson felt it while looking at the blank paper in his hand.

A certain 'God', plus the title of magician guy, thick malice!

Out of helplessness towards a certain handsome boy, or out of caution to express his powerlessness towards Uzumaki Gods.

Ever since, after returning to the headquarters, after going through layers of inspections, it was confirmed that there were no problems.

With this blank paper and all the investigation materials about God, Phil Coulson put all these things in front of the black marinated egg in front of him.

"Look, what did my best subordinate bring me back?"

This black marinated egg can no longer look at the black face.

It has already made Phil Coulson unable to see whether his most beloved Chief Chief has gone mad.

Marinated looked at the photos of Uzumaki Jindai in the materials, and the video tapes they brought back from the restaurant and nearby.

Braised Dan and Phil Coulson played everything in the restaurant on the screen in front of them.

Because the Uzumaki Gods turned their backs to the camera, so there was only Phil Coulson's front.

Looking at his subordinates, he came to the Uzumaki God Generation with a posture that made him trust.

"Can you tell me what happened then?"

Braised Dan watched the whirlpool god move, and just saw it for a moment, and Phil Coulson turned his eyes away in fear?

"Boss~ at that time he...he glanced at me..."

His own embarrassing side was actually seen by his boss. Although it was difficult for people to talk about it, Phil Coulson swore that this was definitely a normal reaction.

Until now, recalling the scene at that time, those ruthless and indifferent eyes.

Phil Coulson couldn't help it, his body was shivering, and the scene that followed was even more eerie.

If it wasn't for him, there would be the physical examination report of the competent subordinate in front of him.

Even the black marinated eggs thought that the extremely dangerous Phil Coulson in front of him had eaten something he shouldn't have eaten during working hours.

In the next scene, Phil Coulson summoned up his courage and prepared to say something to Uzumaki God.

But the strange thing is that the God in the video took out a piece of paper and pen out of thin air.

After writing something on it, he folded the paper into an envelope, put it in Phil Coulson's pocket, and stood up calmly.

Phil Coulson, who kept talking to the air, was left behind, and turned his head to the camera, showing a cold smile.

He left the restaurant without hindrance, and his stupid subordinates talked to the air for more than two hours before they realized something was wrong.

The cameras on the street captured the calm figure of Uzumaki Kamidai.

After Uzumaki left, all the agents guarding outside the restaurant fell to the ground for a while.

During this period, this God did not say a single word, nor did he do any superfluous things.

At the end of the video, looking behind God, the magician with a big question mark?

Braised egg subconsciously stretched out his hand and rubbed his head. There was only one thought left in his mind:

'What kind of blindfold did the other party use? '

It is possible to take out 100KG of gold, and no one can match the names and appearances of the people in the world.

The only thing left behind by the other party was not even collected, the other party's DNA and fingerprints?

The residue in the can is actually 100% pure fruit juice?