Two-dimensional System of Mischief

"Huh? Thor..... Wang juice shop is blind... why do I see several..."

Thor:  …

"Wang's juice shop is blind, when did you learn witchcraft from Loki? Can you stop dangling in front of my eyes? Feeling dizzy~"

Pia~ Paji!

Listening to the voice in the arms, Sister Sif's voice, intermittently revealing the words of the wind, Thor was completely dumbfounded.

'Damn it!A flower of their Asgard, won't be beaten stupid by the Uzumaki God, right? '

"Oh~ my stomach~"

Ok?

Thor, who was looking sad, didn't know how to save his pregnant Sister Sif, when he heard a falling sound.

What followed was Vostagg's wailing sound like killing a pig. Where is the roughness of the past?

"Vorstagg?"

Thor turned his head and looked, his eyeballs almost fell out of his panda eye sockets.

This one is on the ground with one hand, and the other hand is covering his belly. The head is a pig's head.

What's up with the biological head?

Why is there bitter bile hanging from the corner of your mouth?Why does the blood you spit out still smell of the wine I hid in the cellar in Asgard?

Tell me honestly, did you steal my wine while I was away?

Damn, this is going too far, these wines were agreed at the beginning, we want to drink together!

"Ah! Catch me!"

Under Thor's resentful gaze, waiting for Vostagg who kept spitting out 'drink', two screams came back and forth.

Before Thor raised his head to see who it was, two black shadows hit his head.

There was a burst of pain and dizziness, and Thor almost forgot who he was with two black shadows on his back.

bang~bang~

"Oh? Doesn't it hurt? Who picked me up?"

Fandral felt that someone was catching him, and he didn't feel the pain of falling to the ground. He sat up and scratched the back of his head with a confused expression.

"Fandral! What are you doing! Why don't you hurry up? You're crushing Prince Thor!"

Compared with the lucky Fandral, who happened to fall on Thor, Hogan was also kicked out by the generation of Uzumaki Gods.

But he didn't have such good luck as Fandral, only a few centimeters away, and he passed by His Highness Thor.

Fandral was scratching his head in bewilderment after falling on his face, and heard Vostagg's roar.

I jumped up and down, looked down, and sure enough, Thor was lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth~

"Prince? My God! What's wrong with you, Prince Thor? Don't scare me!"

Seeing Thor like this, Fandral knew something was wrong, so he couldn't care less.

The ass that was kicked by the Uzumaki God, the unconscious butt, no wonder when he landed, his butt was fine...

Looking at Thor, who was foaming at the mouth and turned into circle-eyed, Fandral had tears in his eyes, his expression was both moved and self-blaming.

Sure enough, Prince Thor loves them, why not get out of the way?

Your Highness Thor, even if you get out of the way and don't catch me, my life, Fandral, is yours too!

The Uzumaki God Generation solved the five large garbage, patted the non-existent dust on his hands, and glanced at it at the same time.

'can not see me!can not see me!I am air!You can't see me~ you can't see me...'

A good baby from beginning to end, standing aside pretending to be a little transparent, non-existent, S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Walker.

What Uzumaki didn't know was that Walker was in a hurry from just now.

He was constantly praying in his heart that Uzumaki Kamidai would not notice him, but he still felt a chill down his spine.

When Uzumaki Kamidai's eyes glanced at him, Walker, who closed his eyes, seemed to feel something.

His body trembled, and the most important thing was that the clamoring fighting sounds in his ears disappeared.

Cautiously opened his eyes, the weapons of these 'Tyson' and 'Jackie Chan' fell all over the floor.

Look at these 'martial arts superstars' again, it's a tragedy, I'm afraid the homeless people on the street are more 'bright' and handsome than these five guys now.

'Hey, what else is there, the appearance of an Asgardian god?Are these five pigs? '

I'm afraid even pigs can't recognize these five 'relatives', right?

'Oh~ it's so miserable~'

Walker shook his head regretfully, while thinking about it.How to explain the five pigs to his boss, Phil Coulson?

Ok?

Just when Walker was thinking hard, Uzumaki God Generation seemed to feel something, and suddenly raised his head.