In a fit of anger, she kicked the shoe away.

The shoe drew an arc in mid-air, and fell into the pond with a plop. The water splashed, and Zhang Ming, who was squatting by the pond, was drenched all over.

Sif was a little drunk, and she was in the fairy palace again, so she completely relaxed her vigilance, and didn't notice Zhang Ming until now.

"Sorry, I... I didn't notice that there are still people here."

Sif ran over, took out a handkerchief, and explained her reckless behavior while helping Zhang Ming wipe off the water stains.

Zhang Minglian said it was all right, and took the handkerchief, which still had Sif's body temperature on it.He simply wiped his face and returned it.

"So flustered, it's not like the female warrior Sif I know." Zhang Ming said.

"You know me?" Sif asked.

Zhang Ming was stunned for a moment, remembering that he was in the state of "spotting moles". According to the skill description, in Sif's eyes, he should be a stranger he had never seen before.

"Of course I know you, the famous Asgard female warrior Sif, no one in Asgard has heard of your name." Zhang Ming just found a reason to prevaricate.

Sif reluctantly accepted the explanation, and she pointed to the place where she kicked her shoes just now, "Did you see it all?"

"Ah."

"Where to start?"

"It started when you walked out like a puffer fish."

"Blowfish?" Sif asked.

Zhang Ming explained, "A kind of sea animal in Midgard, when it gets angry, it will be like this—" He took a deep breath and puffed up his cheeks.

Sif burst out laughing. This man she had never seen before gave her a feeling of both familiarity and strangeness. She smiled, thinking that he was talking about her, and her smile became awkward.

"I'm a little drunk, please don't tell the third person what I was like just now." Sif tried to put on a dignified and steady look.

Zhang Ming asked, "Is it because of Saul?"

"How do you know?" Sif's eyes widened.

"I also know that he fell in love with a girl from the earth. You feel that you are not valued. You feel that you have not received what you deserve for so many years of unrequited love."

Sif put her hand on her waist, and was about to draw her sword out of habit, but when she touched it, she realized that she was wearing a dress, and she took half a step back.

"Are you a devil? Or can you spy on people's hearts!"

Zhang Ming spread his hands and made an expression of "I know everything".

This kind of feeling that no one knows him, but he knows everyone and knows their little secrets... It's pretty cool.

Zhang Ming's words were like a pair of scissors, cutting through all of Sif's cover-ups at once. She looked at Zhang Ming blankly, and finally sighed.

"You're right. I grew up with Thor. He is the son of Odin. He has shown his talent for fighting since he was a child. In order to attract his attention, I began to train myself.

While the other girls were learning flower arranging, cooking, and weaving, I was waving a wooden sword at puppets every day.For so many years, I thought that one day, he would feel my heart.Finally, after all these years, he seems to know, but..."

Zhang Ming couldn't listen anymore, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Licking a dog won't lead to a happy end."

"What?" Sif couldn't hear what he was saying.

"I mean...you can choose another man to like." Zhang Ming used his nineteen years of single emotional experience to guide Sif.

Sif smiled wryly and shook her head, "Is it you? A stranger."

Just as Zhang Ming was about to tell you not to be joking, a system prompt sounded in his ears.

"Key dialogue detected, equipment card: Pinru's clothes, special effect 1 activates on its own, and the charm of the host is greatly increased!"

Ok?

The slightly drunk Sif's eyes were a little blurred. The original joke didn't seem so ridiculous after she said it. The soft and melodious music of the harp came from a distance, and there was a bit of ambiguity in the air.

She stared at Zhang Ming and said softly, "It seems...it's not impossible. I'm tired too. Instead of wasting time on Saul, it's better to find a man who really loves me."

Ok? ? ?

Zhang Ming's heart rate suddenly soared to 200+, and the small TV popped out and issued an alarm for high heart rate!

Swallowing, Zhang Ming, who has been single for nineteen years, faced this kind of human challenge for the first time, even in front of the army of frost giants. He had never been so nervous before.

Zhang Ming!Please wake me up, this is the effect of the equipment, Sif is drunk, and she is having an affair with Saul...

and many more!This is it!

He entered the system interface, Pinru's clothes, the phrase "In some special occasions, the charm will be greatly improved" in Special Effect 1, was shining continuously.

The so-called "certain occasions" are when you pry other people's girlfriends!

The nature of this equipment is too bad!

"Well?"

Sif's exquisite face leaned over and asked Zhang Ming's answer. Her sweet breath, with a hint of alcohol, fell on his face...

Clip! ! !

Zhang Ming started editing, and Sa Yazi ran to an empty corner, leaning against the cold wall, gasping for breath, her face flushed red.

He saw a wine barrel at his feet, he stuck his head in it, and took a few sips before finally recovering.

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