Repaying the Motherland from the Beginning of the United States

Repaying the motherland from the beauty comics Author: Thirty Beggars

When a handsome man in a black and red leather tights appeared in front of him.When speaking rap in proficient English, Lin Yu was stunned.

"Can you speak Chinese?"

Lin Yu glanced at the two sword hilts or hilts on the opposite back and asked carefully.

Chapter 1 The Fourth Wall

The winter nights are especially cold, but when the barbecue is at hand.That kind of happiness warmed the whole body.

Lin Yu eats barbecue bit by bit and reads novels on his mobile phone.At this moment, his happiness level has exploded.As a working dog who only rests one day a month.The night before rest is undoubtedly the happiest moment.

Not to mention the bonus of [-] yuan this month, so you can have a good meal.

Lin Yu is one of the beneficiaries of New Century Huaguo, an orphan who never knew who his parents were. (Congratulations for mentioning the newest protagonist!) (Official complaints are the deadliest).

Because of a little cleverness and the help of well-meaning people.She stood out from many orphans and was admitted to a good second college.

It has only been seven years since I graduated from school.He has already paid off the student loans that he had when he went to school.And there is a lot of savings!

As a young lad.Lin Yu, who is only 29 years old, has his own pride in his heart (manual funny dog ​​head expression), looking at the [-] deposit on the phone, pondering for a while.It's hard to hide my excitement.

almost!I will go tomorrow to see if the down payment on that house is enough.

After eating the barbecue, he picked up the bean juice in his hand and drank it in one gulp.For him who doesn't like to drink, soybean juice with barbecue is the best drink.

After paying, Lin Yu tightened his cotton jacket.As a fifth-tier county at the junction of Jiangsu Province and Heshan Province, winter nights are still relatively cold.

"It's probably ten degrees below zero." Putting on his hat in a hurry, Lin Yu kicked his hands into the pocket of his cotton jacket. "Tomorrow, I will donate the money first, and then I will go to see the house! I finally have a house!"

"The weather is really bad. I heard that there is a place in the south where the seasons are like spring. I really want to go and see it."

"By the way, I'm not married, so why do I have to buy a house?"

"The author asked me to buy it!" Lin Yu, who was walking hurriedly with his head down, was stunned suddenly. Who was the author, and why did he say he wanted me to buy a house?Didn't I just buy it because moving is too much trouble?What the hell?

Shaking his head vigorously, Lin Yu shook off the messy thoughts in his mind.Then he muttered complainingly, "In this damn weather, I dare not take out my mobile phone to play.

It's going to kill me!Better go home early and check your phone.Another day of fun tomorrow! "

"Crack!" Walking halfway, suddenly there was the sound of glass shattering in his ears, he looked around, and then Lin Yu was stunned!

I saw that the 3D real world in front of Lin Yu's right was suddenly compressed into a layer like 2D. All kinds of roads, soil, flowers, grass, light, etc. were all like a picture scroll. The breeze blew, and the leaves turned page by page. The light is also shaking in bunches.

Lin Yu took out his mobile phone tremblingly, preparing to record it and send it to Douyin, which he didn't even pay attention to.When the page was turned again, a man in a black and red leather jacket appeared on the screen. He looked up at the surrounding flowers and plants, snorted with a contemptuous smile, and a line of English appeared on his head.

Yes, Lin Yu glanced at the man's head again, and something like a bubble dialog box that only appeared in comics appeared under the Two-dimensional streetlight.In the above row of English, Lin Yu, who has graduated from university for seven years, only knows a few English words such as I, sh*t...

"AmIintherealworldHa, authorsofsh*t, I'mcoming! Areyoursoulsreadytoleavethatwarmbody" (Take care of us who don't understand English. ennmmm I translated English with a translation software. It's a thousand things wrong. Translation: I have come to the real world Is it? Hahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dog wet authors, here I come! Are your souls ready to leave that warm body?)

The screen turned again, the man in the black and red leather coat spread out his right hand, took out something like a lighter and pressed it lightly.

"Buzz buzz..." The two-dimensional screen began to hum softly, shaking slowly, like a screen shaking, and then the thick lines on the border gradually faded away.

Finally, like water ripples, the obvious boundary between 2D and 3D gradually disappears.The black and red man was finally real, as if he existed in reality, he jumped out of the rippling ripples with a light leap.

The man in black and red ignored Chen Yu who was shivering with his cell phone in front of him.He opened his arms wide, raised his head and said softly, "Helloworld!".After speaking, he took a deep breath as if intoxicated. "Ahem, matherf**k!, Damnair.! (Ditto, translation: Fuck, damn air!)"

After the recording was completed, Lin Yu shook his head, put his phone back in his pocket, and said cautiously, "Hello?"

"Oh, my God! Look at this lucky guy, he actually saw the whole process of my crossing! It's so cute! As a witness, I should reward him, um, what is it? Well, why not reward him A blown kiss? No, no, it’s a little small, aha! I know, let him witness my dedicated videographer who slaughtered authors! It’s such a happy decision!”

emmmmm, as a young man who has graduated from a second school for seven years, this point must be emphasized again.He really doesn't understand at all!So: "CanyouspeakChinese" (Does this sentence need to be translated? No need!)

Looking at the shy young man in front of him, and listening to the Chinese-style loose English, the black and red man scratched his head in embarrassment.Then he asked in a bit blunt Chinese: "Is this the country of Hua?"

"Yes," Lin Yu carefully looked at the tight-fitting leather jacket on the opposite side, then at his roaring down jacket, and then shivered unnaturally. : "Handsome guy, aren't you cold?"

hmmmmmm…

"It's decided, this lucky guy's brain circuit is so strange, he has my demeanor, let him go to my world!"

"hahahhahaha"

"Hi, my name is Wade!" Wade introduced himself in blunt Chinese.

"Lucky boy, as the first human being I saw in this world, you won the lottery!" Wade said in a solemn tone.

"Did you see what I have in my hand?" Yang Yang raised the lighter in his hand, "It is an artifact for traveling between planes. Today, you saw me! You saw the great Lord Wade! As a reward, I want you to also Feel the fun of traveling between planes!" Wade continued to speak in a solemn tone.

Lin Yu looked at Wade, who was taller than him in a tight leather jacket, with two handles protruding from the back, maybe they were knives?sword? .Wade, wearing a red and black suit.The whole body is wrapped tightly.

enmmmm

"Hello, Mr. Wade, by the way, can you see what's ahead?" Lin Yu asked cautiously. Although there are street lights on the main road, as a fifth-tier city, the street lights are very dark.

You have to look carefully when you walk normally, let alone Wade wearing a full-body hood!

However, Wade's outfit and name are a bit familiar.

"I don't really like to leave the place where I have lived for 7 years. You know, people in the East are more nostalgic." Lin Yu touched his head, shuttled between planes, and used that way of becoming Two-dimensional?

Don't make trouble, the scene of being beaten by Er Xiangfu made him feel like he was out of gear.

What's more, he doesn't have any golden fingers, so how can he mess around in a strange place, he might as well be safe now.After all, he has a deposit of 8 yuan in his mobile phone!

"bass……"

"Maybe, I also have a bit of talent for adventure?" Lin Yu's forehead was covered with cold sweat, just now a knife with a cold light appeared on his neck without seeing anything.