Book of Lolita Plunder

Author of Lolita Plunder Book: Put That Little Lolita Down

This book tells the story of Li Lin's arduous journey of defrauding and selling two-dimensional beautiful girls in order to build a strong, harmonious and stable Crystal Palace, shuttling through animation worlds.

In this arduous journey, in order to become an angel with countless pairs of wings, Li Lin fought wits and bravery with various dragons and Aotians, and experienced "rebellious unity", "struggle among pirates", "EVA". "The Destruction", "Fate's Reincarnation", and then "Meeting Friends in the Magic Cannon", "Discussing an Inconceivable List of Banned Words with Yuki Nagato", "Fighting Pirates with a Blazing Killer" ,And then "to be a good father of Alice girl" to "liberate the artificial angel", and finally "to settle down in Gensokyo with a certain vampire true ancestor".

The immortal witch CC, the ancestor of the three no-ones, Ling Boli, the cutest snow girl Bingli, the ten thousand year loli Ewen Jielin, the Alice girl mercury lamp, the almighty angel Icarus for artificial entertainment, Shana who loves pineapple buns, the tyrant Takamachi Nanoha, My King Saber, Cannon Sister who doesn't wear safety pants, Yuu of Sanwu Necromancer, Sanwu Lei who has been sleeping for 500 years, Sanwu girl Nagato Yuki, only you can't think of it, I dare not write without it ...

ps: there may be typos and omissions

Chapter 1 Are You The Dark Bible?

Congratulations, lucky human being, you will be my servant from today on, fighting for my evolution into a great innate spirit treasure. "

The majestic words came from the dark world, but the speaker's voice didn't sound very majestic, because the voice sounded like a little loli, and there was no majesty at all.

"I said, this is a strange situation, shouldn't I be dead already?"

That's right, the person who spoke was our Lord Zhujiao Li Lin, but our Lord Zhujiao's body had already been turned into a mosaic due to a gas leak, so it was only his soul, or divine soul, that spoke.

"Congratulations, lucky human being. From today onwards, you will be my servant and fight to make me evolve into a great innate spirit treasure..."

The majestic voice came again, but this time Li Lin didn't hold back his desire to complain.

"I said, you can die if you don't pretend to be 13, you are obviously a delicious little loli, it's okay to pretend to be majestic."

"Boldly human, I am dignified..."

"Dangtang's what? Immortal artifact? Pure Yang magic weapon? Or innate spiritual treasure? Or the legendary chaotic sacred weapon bred by the chaotic purple energy?"

"This one……"

Little Lolita's voice was a little unsteady.

"What about this and that, are you, say?"

"Although I am not now, I have the opportunity to evolve into a congenital treasure, and if I can integrate the three books of devouring heaven, earth and man, it is not impossible to evolve into a chaotic holy weapon..."

Little Lolita's voice became smaller and smaller, until it even hummed like a mosquito.

"Is it necessary for you to evolve with my help?"

Although Li Lin didn't hear what little Lolita said later, he still heard what was said earlier.

"Enn, as long as you are willing to help, I will have a chance to evolve, and you will benefit greatly from my evolution."

I don't know why the little loli's voice suddenly changed from majestic to weak.

"That's fine, as long as you are obedient, I will help you evolve into an innate spirit treasure, and as long as you listen to me, let alone an innate spirit treasure, it is not impossible for you to evolve into a chaotic holy weapon. "

"Really? Can you really help me evolve into an innate treasure or even a chaotic artifact?"

Little Lolita's voice is full of surprises, giving people a crispy and soft feeling.

"Of course, you don't even look at who I am." (Li Lin YY Zhong)

Li Lin was not at all conscious of abducting and selling the little loli, and started fooling around again.

"What, please tell me about the current situation, why I can't see anything."

"Well, it's actually like this......'

hours later

"That..., that is to say, you are one of the innate treasure books born from the Fenbaoyan of Patriarch Hongjun. Patriarch Hongjun pinched his finger and calculated that the first book of truth in the prehistoric world was about to be born, so he casually read it Countless innate treasure books were born from Fenbaoyan, let them fuse and devour each other to catalyze the birth of the book of truth, and prevent the great powers of the prehistoric three worlds from triggering a war of annihilation in order to snatch the book of truth, and you are the numerous A member of the 'catalyst', who finally has a chance to evolve into one of the innate treasure books of the book of truth, right?"

Li Lin's voice was visibly trembling, but little loli didn't hear it.

"Well, things are roughly like this." by Little Lolita.

"And I became a soul body because of you, right." by Li Lin.

"Well, I really didn't mean it. It's just that if I want to evolve, I have to take the host to travel through various small worlds, but traveling with your physical body consumes too much energy. And the quality of your physical body is not good. So I simply destroyed your physical body and only took the soul to travel. In this way, the energy consumption is much smaller, and by the way, I can also replace you with a physical body with greater potential. It's a good deal, so I just..." by Little Lolita.

"Okay, okay, I don't blame you anymore. Anyway, if it wasn't for you, I would have died long ago. It's okay to change my body. The most important thing now is to collect information. You first Tell me, tell me how many innate treasure books like yours are there? How many are our competitors?" by Li Lin.

"That..., it's not a lot, it's just as many as the little pornographic books in Index's (from the forbidden) head, only [-]." by Little Lolita.

"What did you say! Only one hundred and three thousand copies?" by Li Lin.

Little Lolita fell silent.

Li Lin couldn't help it, he was somehow involved in this "Holy Book War", and he couldn't resist with his own strength, but as a saying goes, life is like being raped by a strong woman, since he can't resist , it is better to enjoy.

"By the way, how old are you this year, and how long has this war started?" by Li Lin.

"Well, it has been nine years since I was born on Fenbaoyan. Also, the war started from the moment I was born, but I haven't found a suitable host, so I didn't participate." by Little Lolita.

(I'm going, has it been nine years? It seems that I may have lagged behind others. But fortunately, this guy is only nine years old, and she is a veritable weak little loli. It’s not easy.)

Thinking of the majestic tone of little Lolita when he first talked with him, Li Lin smiled secretly.

(Fortunately, I succeeded in fooling at the beginning, otherwise it would be difficult to say who is the master and who is the servant.)

"By the way, I haven't asked you what your name is, and how can you evolve your holy book?" by Li Lin.

"You can call it "Book of Destiny". As for the name, there is no such thing as a magic horse. It is impossible for Grandpa Hongjun to give each of us a name." by Little Lolita.

(Grandpa Hongjun? You want to make trouble.) by Li Lin.

"As for the method of evolution, in our [-] innate treasure books, some brothers and sisters with better potential like "The Book of the Emperor" is to absorb the aura of the emperor to evolve, while "The Book of the Demon" is to evolve. Only by absorbing magic energy can one evolve, and I can evolve only by absorbing luck." by Li Lin.

"Let me go, the emperor's aura and the devil's aura are amazing, how do we collect such intangible things as luck?" by Li Lin.