Book of Lolita Plunder

"What the hell is going on here? Didn't Youxi have a fever? In fact, Youxi is also a patient of 'Second Second Disease', but if this is the case, why didn't we find out that we have been neighbors for three years? ?”

After school that day, "Ah Xu" recalled what happened last night, and expressed some pain, because last night Youxi invited himself to her apartment as a guest for an unprecedented time.

"Ah Xu" assures that he didn't think of anything strange when he was in the queue, and of course he didn't put a case in his trousers pocket for emergencies. A girl invites a boy who also lives alone to her room as a guest, no matter how you think, it is the rhythm of some crackling (beep beep~) things.So it's understandable to think a little bit...

But after arriving at Youxi's house, "Ah Xu" found that his thoughts were completely superfluous, because Youxi sauce actually told "Ah Xu" that she was an alien, or in her words, what existed in the universe The contact device for contacting organic life forms (also translated as human-shaped interface, commonly known as aliens) manufactured by the "information integration thought body", because the information integration thought body cannot directly contact with organic life forms, so it creates a human form The contact device made "Ah Xu" a little calm.

"What aliens? I also said that I am the reincarnation of the Great Demon King. It's not scientific at all. The 'secondary illness' is the most annoying thing!"

While complaining that he did not "get what he wanted" last night.At the same time, he held a faint expectation for what Youxi said. After all, "A Xu" had been in the second grade for a while, so if Youxi was really an alien, wouldn't he be the protagonist in the legend? "Ah Xu" said a little excitedly.

Well, throw away these unrealistic things. "Ah Xu" had already walked to the door of the SOS regiment, and after taking a deep breath, "Ah Xu" put on a smile that he had been familiar with for a long time.

"Sorry. I'm late!"

"Ah Xu" opened the door of the SOS regiment.Then he pretended to be calm and walked in, but he just stretched out one of his feet and was stunned in mid-air, because the scene in front of him was really exciting.

"what……"

"Quickly take it off for me!"

Following Asahina-senpai's screams and Haruhi's joyful shouts, what appeared in front of "Axu" was such a beautiful scene: Haruhi was oppressing Asahina-senpai as if she wanted to change her clothes, and Asahina desperately resisted Senior sister has been turned into a little white rabbit by Haruhi and said...

"........."

"……,what!"

"Ah Xu" was completely stunned after seeing Chi Guoguo's Asahina-senpai.And Kasuga and Yuki-chan didn't react either, until Asahina-senpai yelled miserably, "Axu" hurriedly exited the activity room, and closed the door of the activity room.

(I earned it...) After the initial panic, "Ah Xu" standing outside the SOS group had only this thought, and of course it was impossible for him to say it by himself.

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"Sure enough. If you want to be cute, it must be a maid, and there are such characters in the school stories!"

After waiting outside the door for a long time, "Axu" and Koizumi Kazuki walked into the activity room of the SOS group again, but when he asked Haruhi the reason for doing that before, he got such a stupid answer, yes This "Ah Xu" no longer has the strength to complain.

"These things are all good, so what exactly are you saying you have something to announce?"

"Axu" waved his hand, then rescued Asahina-senpai from Haruhi's clutches, and asked curiously.

"By the way, there are still things to announce!"

Maybe it was Li Lin's reminder that helped, maybe it was just that Haruhi was simply tired of playing, but at this time, Haruhi seemed to be planning to let Asahina-senpai go for a while, and she suddenly stood on a chair, and then said loudly: "Then, now hold the first meeting of the SOS regiment!"

"what?"

"A Xu" silently put away the camera that he took the opportunity to take pictures just now, but at this moment he suddenly heard Haruhi's nonsensical words, which made him feel a little bit pained.

"We've done a lot of things so far, we've distributed leaflets, we've done a homepage, and the reputation of the SOS group in the school has skyrocketed. The first stage can be considered a big success!"

Haruhi said it on his own, but "Axu" kept complaining in his heart: (These are notorious names, okay, the members of the student union have already approached me several times, why do you still want to make trouble? What kind?)

"Axu" recalled some stupid things that Haruhi had single-handedly done in those days before, like wearing a bunny girl's clothes and handing out leaflets at the school gate, asking Asahina-senpai to sacrifice her luster to force the computer society to create a computer to calm things down and so on. Yes, everything caused "Axu" and the school to feel extremely headache, and it was "Axu" himself who wiped Haruhi's ass in the end, so he felt inexplicably uneasy about what Haruhi would say next.

"However, even with such a great achievement, our SOS group's e-mail box has not received any letters from unbelievable events. As for the students who came to talk to us about their strange troubles, none of them, This is not acceptable!"

When Haruhi said this, he suddenly raised his voice, and the uneasiness in "Ah Xu" gradually increased.

"Someone once said that we should wait for the blessings, but now is not that kind of era. Even if we have to dig three feet, we have to find our own blessings!"

"what!"

Suddenly guessing what Haruhi was going to say, "Ah Xu" looked at her anxiously, "Ah Xu" tried to make himself look a little pitiful, hoping to get Haruhi's sympathy and withdraw her plan, but it was obviously useless... …

"So! Let's go find it together, let's find the incredible things in this world together!"

Kasuga spoke excitedly, but "Axu" collapsed after hearing what Kasuga said.

"Forgive me, do you want to deprive me of my most precious weekend?"

Well, obviously no one would care about "Ah Xu's" complaints, so the first outdoor activity of the SOS group was decided to be this weekend.

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"This world is too dangerous, I'd better go to Mars soon..."

On time, no, it was a full ten minutes earlier than the agreed time, "A Xu" arrived at the meeting place that Haruhi decided, but when he found that all the members of the SOS group except himself had arrived, Haruhi announced that he would punish "" Ah Xu", with this mentality, "Ah Xu" accepted Haruhi's punishment...

Chapter 312 This World Is Too Dangerous (continued)

Originally, "Axu" didn't plan to participate in the event proposed by Haruhi, because he really didn't want to waste his precious weekend on Haruhi, but because of the incident with Yuxi, "Axu" subconsciously considered it. The possibility that Kasuga is really Kamikaze..., although it is still zero.

But thinking of what Haruhi said at that time, if anyone dared not come, then it would be a "death penalty", "Ah Xu" subconsciously felt a chill behind his back, and then he really came by a strange coincidence, and even Harpy's agreed time was earlier Talk for ten minutes.

Well, let me rant again, if "Ah Xu" didn't come this time, Kasuga God would really let him "die again", so "Ah Xu" escaped a catastrophe, it is really gratifying, Congratulations...

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In a coffee shop near the meeting point, Mina-san of the SOS regiment was enjoying a drink treated by "Axu". Xu" because there are a lot of royalties for writing novels, so I don't care about these things, but it's still all kinds of unpleasant to be cheated by Haruhi once.

"Okay, the grouping this time will be decided by lottery. Those who get a group will have activities together throughout the morning!"

After enjoying the drinks that "A Xu" paid for, Kasuga made a few simple lots with local materials and toothpicks from the coffee shop, and then everyone began to draw lots.

Look left, look right, then put down the toothpick in his hand unhappily, Haruhi looked at "Ah Xu" with dissatisfaction.

(Look at what I'm doing, didn't you set this rule? But..., you made a profit!) Seeing Haruhi's obviously unkind eyes, "Ah Xu" lowered his head a little guilty, because this time he will be in the group with Asahina-senpai spent a "beautiful" morning together.