Book of Lolita Plunder

For example, in Beijing, if you find a tall building at random and pour a basin of footwashing water from top to bottom, there will be two or three high-ranking officials and wealthy second generations among the people who are splashed with this basin of footwashing water. of.But Kamijou Toya is too ordinary both in terms of physical condition and life experience. He is neither the illegitimate son of the chairman of a large group nor a hard-working migrant worker. There is nothing special about him at all. In the crowd, there are ordinary people who can be found at a glance, but this is precisely what makes him the most extraordinary.

You know, Toya Kamijou is the real initiator of Angel Fall, the father of Toma Kamijou (imaginebreaker), how can such a person be ordinary, even the father of Christ who traced back to his ancestors is still the legendary The Lord of the Expedition, formed the Crusade and launched the first Crusade, the King David who made countless pagans (non-Catholics) tremble, so how could Kamijo Toya be so ordinary?

"By the way, Father, this is my friend I told you before, Li Linjun, I remember the full name is..., that..., this..., Al...?"

While Li Lin was thinking about Kamijou Toya's real identity, Touma seemed to be planning to introduce Li Lin to his father, but what kind of trouble is this situation where he can't even remember other people's names!

"Ha, I'm glad to see you too, young man, please take care of my son who doesn't live up to expectations."

Unlike Touma who was off-line, after hearing Touma's words, Kamijou Toya shook hands with Li Lin very solemnly...

Chapter 433

"By the way, Father, this is my friend I told you before, Li Linjun, I remember the full name is..., that..., this..., Al...?"

"My name is Lelouch? v? Britannia? d? Li Lin, nice to meet you, Uncle!"

"Ha, I'm glad to see you too, young man, please take care of my son who doesn't live up to expectations."

Unlike Touma who was off-line, after hearing Touma's words, Kamijou Toya shook hands with Li Lin very solemnly. Of course, Li Lin also returned the salute respectfully, and his actions were very standard. This is not Li Lin's intentional expression What, but the etiquette of being a king has long been deeply engraved in his heart, so every move will reveal a "true aristocratic atmosphere" unconsciously.

"The dog is not talented, thank you for taking care of me these days!"

"Ha, what the hell are you doing, Father!"

"That's right, uncle, don't you want to be like this!"

"It's okay, and you come here as well, and thank Li Linjun for taking care of you with me!"

"Okay, I get it now……"

Well, Toya Kamijou, who was originally very casual, immediately became serious after seeing Li Lin's return gift. It turned out that Kamijou Touma, who often travels around the world, is actually familiar with the royal families of various countries. There is also a certain understanding of ancient etiquette.Although this is necessary for his work, because no one knows what he will encounter when he is abroad, if he is hated by an ancient family or even an ancient royal family because of his ignorance of etiquette, it will It will be a very troublesome thing.For this reason, after seeing Li Lin's return gift, Kamijou Toya immediately recognized that it was the most traditional ancient aristocratic etiquette in ancient Europe, and the only family that still uses this etiquette is The royal families of European powers such as Britain and France and those big clans that have been passed down for thousands of years.

There is a saying that is good, it is called pity for the parents of the world. Isn't the hard work of being parents all their lives for the sake of their children?So after Kamijou Toya saw the etiquette used by Li Lin, he immediately equated Li Lin with the son of the big clan in his heart, so he was so formal, and even pulled Toma I bowed ninety degrees to Li Lin with myself, because I hoped that Li Lin would take care of his own children if it was convenient in the future, so I said it was "poor parents in the world".

"Umm... Uncle, you really don't want to be like this. We're just out for fun, so it's good to keep the etiquette simple. I won't be happy if you're here."

Looking at Toya Kamijou who bowed ninety degrees to him with Touma, Li Lin said helplessly.Although Li Lin would not confuse this scene with bowing once, bowing twice, bowing three times in the funeral parlor and saying goodbye to the corpse because he knew the customs of the Japanese.But I still feel uncomfortable, even knowing that the ninety-degree bow is a kind of etiquette in the eyes of the Japanese, which is second only to five-body prostration and kneeling, but as an otaku who grew up in the Chinese Federation, "a bow "Shenma is still a little unaccustomed to say...

After a stalemate for a while, Kamijou Toya realized that Li Lin was indeed not a caring person, so he didn't worry about anything.But even so, he was still a little reserved, and he didn't let go completely like Touma.In front of Li Lin, at least he maintained a "mature and stable elder" image.Didn't do something to ruin his image.

How should I put it, when Kamijou Toya and Touma bowed to Li Lin at ninety degrees earlier, although Li Lin seemed unhappy, he didn't reach out to stop the father and son. He bent down at ninety degrees and returned the gift, but it was this subtle movement that Kamijou Toya caught, which made him more confident in his judgment.Because when Li Lin stopped them from saluting, he didn't do anything to belittle his worth at all.Although Kamijou Toya could hear that Li Lin really didn't want him to look like that, but even so, Li Lin didn't return the salute but stood there with a kind of self-satisfaction that he was used to.

Not only that, Li Lin's standing posture is also very particular, although he seems to be simply standing there.Moreover, the slanted arc of his body made Li Lin look like he just wanted to make himself stand more comfortably, but the combination of these angles made a lot of sense.This subtle inclination not only leaves enough space for the subordinates to "meet" and salute, so as to ensure the authority of the leader, but at the same time, it will not be too close to make the subordinates feel too nervous and alienate from the leader. Feel.Not only that, but the seemingly inclined angle is just right for the necks of the subordinates to talk to themselves in a very comfortable posture, which not only gives the subordinates a sense of intimacy, but also makes them feel the care from the leader, so as to better Create a sense of belonging.Although what Li Lin is doing now is just a simple standing posture, it can make his subordinates feel warm without being too close to make them feel rebellious. It is simply the perfect embodiment of the "porcupine theory".

The so-called "porcupine theory" refers to a group of porcupines hugging each other to keep warm in order to avoid freezing on a cold winter day.However, porcupines are also known as "porcupines", which means that they have the same arrow quills as hedgehogs, so they quickly get hurt by each other's hard quills because they get too close.In this way, they are forced to separate but can easily freeze to death if separated too far from each other in that cold winter.So in order to keep warm, their bodies moved closer again, but the hard spines on their bodies hurt them again, so these porcupines were tortured by these two kinds of pain repeatedly, until they finally found a distance that was just enough to tolerate each other until.And within this distance, they can absorb the warmth of their companions without worrying about the arrows on their bodies stabbing their companions. This is a limit similar to the "golden section point", but how to find this point It is something that every boss needs to think about, but Li Lin can already find this point unconsciously...

Kamijou Toya, who has traveled in countless countries, knows very well how difficult it is to achieve a balance between a leader and his subordinates, but the man in front of him seems to know this very clearly , and doing this perfectly, this in itself can explain a lot of things.

"By the way, I recently went to India on a business trip, and I happened to buy some gifts for Touma and Li Linjun. It's a local god called something. It seems that if you wear it, you can get the blessing of the gods and good luck! "

Well, although I can see how extraordinary Li Lin is, in the end Kamijo Toya respects Li Lin so much, isn't it because Li Lin often takes care of his son in Academy City, so after being a little polite, Kamijou Apart from being a little cautious and pretending to be a "mature and stable" elder, Touya didn't have any extra actions.After cooking happily with Li Lin for a while, he suddenly took out two idols with human heads and handed them to Li Lin and Toma respectively, claiming that they were statues that could bring good luck, but his good intentions were doomed to disappointment.

"Really? Thanks, Dad!"

Dang Ma's voice sounded very excited, but Li Lin, who had heard Dang Ma's complaints, knew that his father often gave him some similar things, because he put them at the bottom of the box because they were useless, and he pretended to be just to make the elders happy. This look.Of course, maybe Kamijou Toya is so enthusiastic about collecting these things because he wants to see his lovely son "excited" after receiving the gift, so..., this father and son are idiots .

"that……"

"What's the matter, Li Linjun?"

Just when Dang Ma and his father were very happy, Li Lin planned to tell them the "truth". Of course, the so-called truth is just the true meaning of this statue.

"In fact, this god is Ganesha, a poor baby whose head was beheaded by his father Shiva, the god of destruction, on the first day of his birth, and the god of Ganesha is actually the god of consummation of couples, So... it is impossible to bring good luck..."

"Forehead……"

To be honest, Touma and Toya Kamijou swallowed subconsciously after hearing Li Lin say that the Ganesha God was cut off by his father on the first day of his birth. It is not suitable to be given by a father to a son.

"Uh... by the way, Touma hasn't seen our new home yet. I'm really sorry. In fact, I should have been able to arrive yesterday, but I was so busy moving that I couldn't even find Bei, so..."

"That's right, the new home is the one, the one I talked about on the phone last month, what exactly does it look like, I really want to take a look..."

It seemed that it was inappropriate to continue to delve into this topic, so both Touma and Kamijou Toya quickly changed the topic, and finally got rid of the embarrassing atmosphere just now.

The author: All the things about Ganesha are true, and they are definitely not fabricated by the author himself.Kamachi Kazuma's original light novel also shows that the thing sent by Touma's father is indeed the statue of Ganesha, and the author speculates that "Ganesha was destroyed by his father god on the first day of his birth. The god Shiva's head was cut off." This means that Kamachi and Ma are implying the occurrence of the angel's fall... Maybe it's like this?

Chapter 434 Angel's Fall

"Uh... by the way, Touma hasn't seen our new home yet. I'm really sorry. In fact, I should have been able to arrive yesterday, but I was so busy moving that I couldn't even find Bei, so..."

"That's right, the new home is the one, the one I talked about on the phone last month, what exactly does it look like, I really want to take a look..."

Touma and Kamijou Touya talked one after another, but Li Lin ignored their performance. Now he is more concerned about the figure he perceives through his perception of color and domineering.

"Oh, here we come!"

"Oni sauce~~......"

"Who?!"

"What are you talking about, Touma, that's not your cute cousin Otohime."

"Ha! Shrimp?"

"Oni-chan~~, Oni-chan~~oh..."

"Touma, I don't think you will do anything that I regret?"