Seeing the two women's bento boxes in his hand, Zai Muzao backed up to the wall, clutching his chest.
"Last time it was just a bento. Today, two girls gave you a bento. It's too much. Yawata, you've become cashier." Zaimuza's tone was a little choked up.
Because of Zai Muzao's loud voice, the classroom exploded immediately.
"What, just a month after the start of school, two girls gave you bentos."
"Envy made me mitotic, jealousy made me plasmolytic."
"Charge now, let's explode."
"Woooooo...I didn't cry, I just got sand in my eyes."
And it's not just the boys, but the girls are also talking about it.
"Did two girls give lunch to Hikigaya in less than a month after school started? Why didn't I see how popular he is?"
"Yeah, the eyes are obviously disgusting."
"Well, don't say that, except for the eyes, other parts are quite handsome, for example, the body is very good, I bet, classmate Bi Qigu must have the abdominal muscles."
"Wow, you slut, what are you doing sticking out your tongue, you don't want to lick it."
"Tch, so what if I just want to lick."
"........."
For a while, the originally quiet classroom became noisy, and Hachiman was a little helpless.
This is not his intention.
It's all the guy's fault, Kiza, that's right, it's this guy's fault.
Just then, the class bell rang.
A figure with long hair fluttering in a white coat walked into the classroom door.
It is the quiet cuteness that coexists with heroism and beauty.
Stepping on high heels, she came to the back of the podium, saw the noisy classroom, Jing Keai raised her eyebrows, and threw the textbook in her hand onto the podium.
"boom!"
There was a loud noise, and the whole classroom was silent.
Seeing Jing Keai on the podium, the students who had been together in twos and threes hurriedly returned to various positions.
"I'm talking about you guys, I know you're in puberty now, and you're full of energy, but isn't it good to be so energetic this early in the morning?"
Jing Keai has obviously accumulated power for a long time. Hearing her words, no one in the class dared to refute, even the few bad guys in the back stayed in their seats obediently and did not dare to speak.
According to the legend, there were indeed a few delinquents who refused to accept discipline when they first started school.
But after Jing Keai's amiable teaching (referring to breaking the table with a punch), these guys immediately became as honest as quails.
From then on, there was no more thorny student in the whole class.
Chapter 063: He is a manga artist, who knows how to read and understand p
"Very well, since everyone has no comments, let's start class now."
Looking at the extremely quiet classroom, Jing Keai nodded in satisfaction and started today's class.
"Next, please turn to the twenty-fifth page, today we will study..."
Standing on the podium, Jing Keai dutifully explained the text.
I have to say that although she has a bad temper, she speaks vividly in the lectures, and from time to time she will bring out some examples from life to compare with the text.
The interesting class also made the students quickly forget the scene before the class and began to interact with her.
Although the atmosphere in the classroom was very hot, Hachiman was not interested, instead he looked out of the window a little bored.
He has a third-level learning module, and he belongs to the kind of master player who can learn it by just looking at it. There is no such thing as serious study.
But Jing Keai on the podium saw the absent-minded Hachiman at a glance, and squeezed out a few # characters on his forehead.
My old lady is lecturing so hard on the podium, you kid actually dare not listen carefully.
Clearing her throat, Jing Keai said, "Ahem, next, I'm going to ask a classmate to answer the meaning behind this passage."
Hearing her words, the lively classroom fell silent.
Many students who have studied well have eager expressions on their faces, wanting to perform well in front of the whole class.
Jing Keai pretended to look around for a week, and finally fixed her eyes on Hachiman, with a sneer on the corner of her mouth.
Sensing her gaze, Hachiman was a little helpless.
Hey, what are you doing, I didn't do anything today, it seems that I didn't offend you.
Sure enough, the next moment Jing Keai spoke.
"Then... let Hikigaya-san please answer this question."
With the matter at this point, he had no choice but to stand up obediently and open the textbook.
But when he saw the words that Jing Keai asked, Hachiman's head was full of black lines.
It is a passage from Zhu Ziqing's "Back View".
"I'm going to buy some oranges, you just stand here and don't move around."
Are you sure you want me to answer this sentence?
Doesn’t this sentence mean that I am your XX and you are my OO.
Moreover, these so-called reading comprehensions are not all the imagination of the person who wrote the question, and have a dime relationship with the original author.
He still remembered that he had seen a news before, saying that a cartoonist's daughter had done a question on the test paper, and it was the cartoon drawn by his father who was a cartoonist.
The question is, what is the writer's mood at the time of drawing this picture.
The daughter went to ask the father.
The father of the cartoonist replied that he was rushed to draw the manuscript and drew whatever came to mind.
When the daughter handed in the answer, she was scored zero by the teacher.
It can be seen that even the author himself cannot do these so-called reading comprehension.
As the saying goes, he is a cartoonist who knows how to read and comprehend.
But I am your XX, and you are my OO, this kind of answer must not be said.
Although Hachiman doesn't mind playing this kind of I am your XX game with Jing Keai in private.
Now it was in class, if she really said such an answer, she would have to rush up and punch herself twice.
Fortunately, he now has a third-level writing module. With his excellent literary skills, he can easily come up with a similar answer.
"Waybibi...blahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
After some encrypted calls, Hachiman finished his fabricated answer.
After listening to his answer, Jing Keai raised her beautiful brows.
I didn't expect this brat to have two brushes.
Originally planned that if he couldn't answer, let him come to the office after class to give him a good lesson, but unfortunately the plan fell through.
Jing Keai couldn't help feeling a little regretful that her own scheme didn't succeed.
"That's a good answer, you can sit down now."
"Just like Hikigu said, the author's idea at the time was..."
As a Chinese teacher, Jing Keai still has some knowledge, so she added something after taking Hachiman's answer.
After this wave of episodes, the rest of the class was also safe and sound.
Time flew by and soon it was lunch break.
"Ah~~"
Stretching, Hachiman moved his body that was a little stiff from lying on the ground all morning.
"Zaimokza, let's go have lunch together."
Turning his head away, he wanted to call Zaimuzuo to have lunch together, but found that this guy had long since disappeared.
Originally, I wanted to give him some bento, but since he left, I had no choice but to eat by myself.
Taking out two bento boxes, Hachiman was going to eat in a place with few people. After thinking about it, he finally decided to go to the rooftop.
Go up the stairs and open the door to the roof.
Looking at the empty rooftop, Hachiman nodded in satisfaction, because the view here is still wide.
Sit on the bench and open two lunch boxes.
The first is the dumpling bento. The dishes are similar to the last time, except that there is a pink heart in the middle of the rice.
It can be seen that Mrs. Yubihama really took great pains for her silly daughter's love.
I'm afraid she thought that Hachiman didn't know the culinary skills of dango, and thought he would think that this bento was made by dango himself.
Mrs. Yubihama never imagined that her silly daughter would have sold herself out long ago.
Not only did he personally say that his cooking skills are not good, but the bento last time also showed that it was made by his mother.
After watching the dumpling lunch, Hachiman then opened Gui Yanye's.
Sure enough, she is worthy of being a lady of everyone, and it is undoubtedly much more refined than the bento of the dumpling.
Fried chicken nuggets, a small piece of steak, fried shrimp tempura, hot spring eggs, and finally a small vegetable salad, and the rice was replaced with onigiri.
Looking at the two lunch boxes, Hachiman couldn't help moving his index finger.
"I'm starting." With a silent murmur in my heart, I picked up the chopsticks.
Picking up the small piece of steak and taking a bite, the smooth and tender texture exploded in the mouth.
This taste is probably A5-level beef, and it is worthy of being the lady of a rich family.
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