All the Girls in the Comprehension World Want to Arrest Me, What Should I Do?

What Xia Yi wants is stability? An ordinary life is enough. Everything in this small mountain village is in line with Xia Yi's inner thoughts. The villagers are contented. Although sad things happen from time to time, it is always better. The road to death in the comprehension world.

"So how about taking a break? Young man, there is nothing else in this village, but the wild vegetables growing nearby are delicious. How about a taste?

The old man used this to keep Xia Yi. He could see something in Xia Yi, which was the same confusion as he used to be.

Where did you come from? Where are you going? Why practice?

He didn't want to let others experience the feeling of not realizing what he really wanted to pursue until he finally made a big mistake that made him regret his whole life.

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9

In the evening, the smoke was rising, and in the peaceful small mountain village, every household started cooking. Today, to celebrate the recovery of the middle-aged woman, the village head suggested that everyone get together to eat together, and the village head is the old man who persuaded Xia Yi to stay .

Xia Yi is now in some kind of trouble. He can't stand the enthusiasm of these villagers. In the open space outside the village entrance, everyone put tables and chairs together, and they all insist on running to have a drink with Xia Yi. Whatever it is, Jiuquan can still smile when he dies, and he is superior to other dead people. After all, he has drank wine with immortals!

Of course, Xia Yi knew that there was no underworld in the world, and death was death, whether it was the cultivation world or the earth.

Gradually after drinking for three rounds, Xia Yi is a monk who can resist alcohol, but ordinary people can't. There was a joke in the middle of it. A certain villager happened to be sixteen or seven years old a year. The daughter who is rustic, but also born with a juicy face, directly asked some ironic things after she drank the wine.

...Man, I have a big butt and a good frame. My parents say that I will be able to give birth to a white and fat baby in the future, so the fairy you

.Can I sleep all night?

Xia Yi was spitting out a sip of wine at the time, and this tough thought caught him off guard. The man sitting next to Xia Yi laughed, pointed at Xia Yi's red face and said with a smile:

"Look, the immortal is blushing, so it turns out that the immortal can also blush!

"-...What nonsense, I'm drunk!"

In order to protect his fairy face, Xia Yi explained immediately, but the surrounding villagers laughed even more happily.

"Immortals can also get drunk? Then our wine can be renamed Immortal Drunk in the future. Come here, let the immortals get drunk or something. After I die, I can still brag with the Lord of the Underworld when I go to the underworld!

The man immediately toasted Xia Yi again. Xia Yi was very embarrassed now, but he still drank it. At this time, his eyes just met the woman who said that he would have a baby with him at the beginning. The woman nodded with a blushing face. Slightly- -smile, everything goes without saying.

"Then... you are not thinking, my son is the son of a fairy, and Lord Hades would not dare to accept me even after I die, right?

"... tree hey.

The woman lowered her head and chuckled twice, and the surrounding villagers immediately roared with laughter.

"Xiao Lan has yours, good! Much more courageous than when I was young."

"Xiao Lan, don't laugh here, the immortals may not necessarily like you."

"If I were twenty years younger, I would also want a fairy child."

"Ms. Zhang, just save yourself, you are as fat as you were when you were young?"

"Damn what are you talking about!

The middle-aged woman called Aunt Zhang immediately grabbed the ear of a man beside her. Xia Yi watched this scene, the corners of her mouth gradually turned up until she couldn't close it anymore.

"Hahahaha, Mrs. Zhang, I have a panacea here. Rejuvenation is not guaranteed, but there are ways to restore a youthful appearance. Do you want to try it? Just don't become a fat woman by then."

Xia Yi couldn't help but made a joke. Aunt Zhang really wanted to try it when she heard it, but she shook her head after taking a look at the person beside her.

"Forget it, it's good that I'm like this. Although I'm old and my face is fading, I still match this dead ghost. Wouldn't it be better for him to be beautiful?

"Huh! Why are you cheap? I don't like you when you were young. It's good like this, tsk! Don't talk about it, I will have a child later!

"Die...you...

"Let's go! This time next year, I will definitely hold the white fat doll.

After the man next to Aunt Zhang finished speaking, he picked up Aunt Zhang and slipped back to the house, which made many people stunned.

"Old Li died of his wife ten years ago, he has been refusing to accept Mrs. Zhang's kindness, and I don't know what he opened up tonight.

"Perhaps it was stimulated by young people."

"No, I think Lao Li is afraid that Aunt Zhang will change her mind, and really finds a fairy to rejuvenate her old age. Aunt Zhang was the most beautiful woman in our village when she was young.

The villagers just laughed at each other and drank wine. The taste of the food was either too light or too salty. The taste of the food was not very good, but it was the happiest meal Xia Yi had after he came to the cultivation world. Happier than eating many times on Earth.

Xia Yi suddenly had a sense of understanding at this moment, as if he had caught something.

"Then let's eat first, I'll go over there." Uncle E Xiaozhi

The old village head smiled at the villagers, and then left with a walking stick, his figure was a little lonely, Xia Yi was a little strange seeing this.

"Who doesn't accompany the old village chief?

"No, the old village chief - he must have gone to pay respects to the grave. The timing is just right. At this time of the year, the village chief will pass by. Let's not bother him.

"Grave worship?"

"Yeah, I don't know who is in the grave, maybe it's the old village head's wife, or maybe his son, my dead father told me that when the old village head came to us, K brought an urn ashes.

"I think it's the village head's parents, not the parents' grave, how could the village head kowtow.

"Speaking of which, I followed up out of curiosity once, and the village chief kept saying sorry.

"Oh? Forget it, don't think about it too much, this is the number one unsolved mystery in our village, and it will be boring to solve it."

The villagers began to discuss with each other, Xia Yi looked at the figure of the village head going away, and thought of the atonement that the village head said.