All the Girls in the Comprehension World Want to Arrest Me, What Should I Do?

"You...you motherfucker, no...I..."

Xianyueyin couldn't help uttering swear words. This is not the first time. It is Xia Yi's traditional performing arts. Xia Yi can be polite. He loves to greet each other's parents when he speaks. A disagreement means that the whole family is healthy, and even It is to wish the other party a long life.

But as a monk, who is not a thousand years old, a long life is like an immediate sudden death in the ears of a monk.

Xianyueyin has learned to be bad under the influence of her ears and eyes.

"That's enough! Look, I've been ruined by you."

20

Hearing Xianyueyin's complaint, Xia Yi's smile immediately became a bit vulgar. Although he could not understand the wrong meaning, it did not prevent Xia Yi from understanding another meaning.

"It's okay to be ruined by me, then I'm really sorry."

While talking, Xia Yi deliberately looked at Xianyueyin's waist, Xianyueyin was stunned for a moment, blushed instantly and covered her legs with her hands, but as soon as she touched Xia Yi's more meaningful smile , I immediately realized that Xia Yi didn't say anything strange at all. Was her reaction a little extreme?

"Ahem... You'd better do your own thing, just like what you said to me most before, don't bother me!"

Xianyueyin didn't want to stay any longer, and really wanted to find an excuse to leave the punishment hall. Xia Yi had recently found a way to deal with Xianyueyin. Xianyueyin was very bad at dirty jokes, so Xia Yi played dirty jokes every day Deliberately making jokes about men and women.

The old are not scary, the venerable are not scary, the fear of being old is not respectful, even the indifferent Xianyueyin was forcibly corrected by Xia Yi, and she couldn't keep calm and indifferent in front of Xia Yi.

"Hey, Xianyueyin."

"Sister Yueyin."

"Miss Yueyin?"

Xia Yi didn't know what idea he thought of after that, he kept annoying Xianyueyin, Xianyueyin simply ignored Xia Yi, pretending he didn't see or hear him, but unfortunately she underestimated Xia Yi's strength.

Because Xianyueyin just doesn't talk to Xia Yi, Xia Yi will stare at Xianyueyin from time to time, and Xia Yi just uses his eyes to sweep Xianyueyin's body unscrupulously, the eyes are very aggressive, even with a hint of obscenity .

Look at her lips for a while, look at her chest for a while, and look at her legs for a while.

Xian Yueyin couldn't stand this kind of gaze, but when she and Xia Yi looked at each other for a moment, Xia Yi moved!

Xia Yi's eyelids twitched, and he stretched out his tongue to lick around his lips, which made Xianyueyin stunned for a moment. Is this Nima the Venerable?Where did this rogue little bastard come from!

Xia Yi saw that Xianyueyin was unmoved, and the smile on his face deepened. He stretched out his hand to grab the air, and then used two fingers with both hands to point at the place where there was nothing. Shaking, although she still maintained a kind smile, her eyes that had been completely squinted showed how angry she was at the moment.

"Oh, my old waist..."

Xia Yi pretended to suffer from back pain again, stood up and twisted his waist vigorously, and then played with his fingers at Xianyue Yin with an evil smile on his face. The two fingers of his left hand formed a circle, and the two fingers of his right hand frantically moved in and out of the circle. After a while, he kept clapping with both hands, constantly adjusting the strength and position, until there were bursts of abnormal noises.

After ringing for a while, Xia Yi seemed to be disliked, and poured wine into his hands. The slapping mixed with the sound of water made Xianyueyin grit his teeth. Xia Yi was really crazy, thanks to him being able to play these tricks.

In the end, Xia Yi stretched out his hands and moved forward to break the void. Who knew what he was breaking, and stretched out his tongue, who knew what he was licking. This made Xian Yueyin's patience completely burst.

"You have a sick head, right! Your mother clipped your head when she gave birth to you? You are the only one who can make the immortals surrender? Are you worthy? Go to hell!"

Xian Yueyin finally couldn't bear it any longer, she cursed like a shrew, took off her shoe and threw it at Xia Yi's face after scolding, she left after throwing it, she swore that if there was nothing important, she would never step into the punishment hall again Half a step!

Xianyueyin left, wearing only one shoe and leaving, Xia Yi shrugged, no one could blame him for not being able to bear it, he hadn't played anything more ruthless, that was to let the mirage dragon come out and sing directly in front of Xianyue Turn into her face, and then play a game of taking over the people's daughter.

At Xia Yi's level, he has already mastered the research on how disgusting people are, and has reached the point of returning to the clan. There are sword emperors in a hundred generations, but there are no cheap emperors!

"The little girl's mouth is so stinky, I don't know who taught it, really."

Xia Yi yawned and drove away Xianyueyin so that he could concentrate on studying the formation. After his showdown, Xianyueyin actually became a bit too much. She observed everything about Xia Yi without any scruples. She would be followed if she took a dip in the Yanchi at the top of Twin Peaks. She knew she was shy, so wouldn't Xia Yi be shy?

No matter how honorable one is, shame is still required!

Xia Yi just used his own way to deal with his own body, so that Xianyueyin could also taste how uncomfortable it is to be invaded by someone's eyes.

As time went by, several months passed, Xia Yi was in the punishment hall, and he didn't stop until Xia Yi got bored with the way of fighting. Xianyueyin had never been near the punishment hall in the past few months After all, she was disgusted by Xia Yi last time.

Xia Yi propped his chin with one hand while fiddling with the jade slips with the other. Then he casually flipped through the ancient books and yawned.

"It's not as slow to learn as the innate Taoism... the content is also boring."

Xia Yi relied on rote memorization to forcibly raise his level of formations to the holy level. He is not good at formations, and he is not interested in formations. It is not easy to learn this level with patience. His inheritance can be said to be at the emperor level, but Xia Yi is indeed a mediocrity among mediocrities when it comes to formations.

Taking out the communication jade slips, Xia Yi contacted Xian Duofu to briefly understand what had happened in the past few months. For some reason, there was a trend of discrimination against people from Yunan in Beitian Palace. Some rebels had already returned to Yunan. Something is being planned to provoke him.

"The progress is too slow, let's work on Xian Juexiao to speed up the progress."

Xia Yi muttered to himself, he already had a plan in mind, so he left the Punishment Hall and came to Yubei. Xia Yi came secretly this time and didn't alarm anyone. After coming to Yubei, he directly changed into an old man called Xian Juexiao came to teach him Taoism and killing experience. Xian Juexiao's parents and relatives died in Fang Town, so he was close to Xia Yi, his master.

No way, the other party may be his last relative.

In this way, every once in a while Xia Yi would take the time to teach Xianjuexiao. This guy has a good understanding, and he is also an excellent genius in Tianling and even Taoism. Otherwise, it would be impossible to come here as a fairy. Northern Emperor Immortal Mansion.

On the other hand, Xia Yi would occasionally ask about the rebels and the Punishment Immortal Venerable, and then "pointed out" a few times to make the rebels start to be arrogant again in Yunan, and run away every time they commit a crime, which is completely guerrilla. Even if Yi really wanted to catch them, it was a bit difficult, not to mention that Xia Yi didn't want to catch them.

As for Xian Juexiao, under the many life-and-death crises carefully planned by Xia Yi, she grew rapidly, her abilities became increasingly outstanding in the Northern Emperor Immortal Mansion, and she even gained her own reputation among the rebels.

21

In the past few years, the south of the region has been very unsettled, because the rebels will always come to the south of the region to rob every now and then, and many pure blood immortals are afraid to go out. Palace Master Tian several times, but because the tone of voice was very impolite each time, Palace Master Beitian was basically perfunctory.

In Beitian Palace Lord's view, the rebels are not a threat at all. If they were not used to disgust and punish Xianzun, Beitian Palace Master would have shot them all to death. They are either practicing or retreating on weekdays, and only come out for a walk when encountering major events.

And Xia Yi finally became like this, showing less and less in Nantian Palace, and spent most of his time retreating in the formation of Nantian Palace. After he appeared, he basically stayed with Xian Ruyi, teaching each other how to cultivate Of course, Xia Yi would teach Xian Juexiao, and the two juniors also grew up unconsciously.

Xia Yi seldom handles the affairs of the rebels himself, and basically lets his subordinates do it, and then rewards them for their merits. Is this the existence?Since its appearance, no matter how hard it is hit, it will never completely disappear.

And those strong people who beat them will eventually get bored and ignore them. As a venerable, how can you stare at a group of weak people every day? Does the venerable not need to practice?As long as they don't go too far, they don't care about it. Many people think that it will be a matter of time for the punishment of Immortal Venerable to become like this, and it is a matter of course.

And the Punishment Immortal Venerable is not completely neglected, the Punishment Hall still has a strict grip on traitors, and any rebels caught will be publicly executed, and newcomers to the Punishment Hall will work hard to get rewards.

In this way, the Hall of Punishment and the traitor fell into a kind of tug-of-war. The traitor did not go too far, and the Punishment Immortal Venerable did not show his face.

Unconsciously, the fairy world has returned to the pace of the past. Even the south of the country, which was once full of turmoil, has settled down. Xia Yi's life is now three points and one line. Cultivation, teaching the fairy Ruyi, teaching the fairy Juexiao, and practicing again after returning , and so on.

Since the last official conflict with Beitian Palace Master, three years later and three years later, Xia Yi's cultivation has finally stepped into the third level of ascending to the gods. It has been more than ten years since I came to the fairy clan, but Xia Yi has no real feelings.

At his level, it is true that everything seems to have slowed down, without the rapid changes of his youth, let alone the enthusiasm of youth, the kind of courageous struggle for something, and a substantial improvement in cultivation in just a few years. It is no longer possible.

Every time Xia Yi realizes this, he has to accept the old age. Ten years are flying like sand between his fingers. He is so fast that he has no real feeling. He doesn't even know whether he turned [-] last year or this year.

As for the specific day, he can't remember clearly, he is no longer sensitive to time, and ten years are like the snap of his fingers.

"Master, I won the first place in the martial arts competition last time. Beitiangong intends to keep me as a member of Beitiangong for long-term development, but I need to make an oath. I don't know what you want, master. I have been able to stay in this year as a disciple." The last year of Beitian Palace."

"Master? Are you in a trance again?"

During Xia Yi's teaching as usual, Xian Juexiao suddenly mentioned this point. Xian Juexiao found that Xia Yi was in a daze again, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"You have been outstanding in the past few years, and you have made your own future in Beidi Immortal Mansion. Recently, I am just wondering whether to let go. You have a bright future, and death due to rebellion is not worth it."

"Master??"

Xian Juexiao didn't expect Xia Yihui to say such things suddenly, and he didn't know why, he suddenly felt a little sore, because compared to the first time we met, Xia Yi's body has been much worse than before, and he always rushes when he coughs recently. cover mouth with hand.

But the unwiped blood on the corner of the mouth really made Xian Juexiao see it clearly.

"Juexiao, how many years have you been my apprentice?"

"Reporting to Master, it's been almost ten years. Although Master came less often before, but in the past few years, there have been many visits. Recently, it has been more than ten times a month."

"Ten times? Are there so many?"

"Um……"

"I was thinking about things before, and now I will continue to teach you the key points of the unity of man and knife. You have to learn to go out of your own way, for example..."

"Master, did you say this last time?"

"Ah? Oh... Oh, just kidding, where did you just say?"

"The method of unity of sword and intention."

"Well, let's continue."

Xia Yi would occasionally cough a few times during the teaching process, but the frequency was low. Seeing Xia Yi like this, Xian Juexiao would also ask worriedly. Xia Yi replied every time that the old injury was not healed, and then the frequency gradually Getting taller, even vomiting blood, and recently pretending to be forgetful frequently.

Xia Yi kindly taught him alchemy, fighting skills, swordsmanship, and even the secrets of the soul and sky. As time went by, his figure became more and more stooped, and his eyes gradually lost a lot. Sharp, with a lingering sense of twilight.

After teaching what he was going to teach this time, Xia Yi deliberately sprained his foot when he left, and almost couldn't stand still. Xianjuexiao immediately stepped forward to help, Xia Yi coughed several times, and a lot of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Master? Master!!"

Xian Juexiao is very worried at the moment, Xia Yi is a venerable, a venerable has become like this, as late as a mortal, he still knows why, that is, his master may be dying, and his master before Speaking of wanting to let go, not wanting him to die in rebellion also proves it.

His master really treated him as a family member, so he felt compassion at the end.

"It's okay...it's just that the alchemy consumption has been a bit high recently, just take a rest."

"Master, don't be like this, I will figure out a way for the elixir, please stop refining it!"

Xian Juexiao is now at the peak of the Holy King, and he is only one step away from becoming the Holy Emperor. He has made so much progress in the past few years because Xia Yi can always bring him panacea. Refused, but thought it was the kindness of the master, so he didn't say anything more, but his master has become like this now, and the pills he needs now are also of high grade, it's not that it's not good to overdraw his master body?

"It's okay..."

"I won't accept you even if you practice!"

"It doesn't matter what I said, the Emperor Ascension Pill that I agreed last time, I will definitely bring it to my master next time..."

"Can……"

Xian Juexiao still wanted to say something, but after seeing Xia Yi's sad eyes, she suddenly shut up. I don't know when, Xia Yi couldn't even teach him in actual combat, and could only dictate. Just a little demonstration.

Until recently, I couldn't even teach well!

"I can only practice a few pills for you now. I am old, and this is my wish. Don't refuse, and work hard."

Xia Yi showed a kind smile, which made the corners of Xian Juexiao's eyes moist. Now thinking about how determined Xia Yi was when he appeared and punished Xianzun, it was even worse than his own grandfather. Dear.

But what he didn't know was that the grandfather in his eyes would die tragically at the hands of Punishment Immortal Venerable soon.

22

After teaching Xianjuexiao this time, Xia Yi felt that it was almost the same. Now Xianjuexiao is very grateful to him, almost treating him as a relative. Don't get involved with the traitor, pretend he cares about Xian Jue Xiao so much that it outweighs the original purpose.

The so-called human feelings, those who don't care can be regarded as dust, and those who care are regarded as something more important than his own life. Xia Yi did not misunderstand Xian Juexiao, this inferior fairy is sentimental and righteous, and he is simply the best target.

After returning to the Punishment Hall, what surprised Xia Yi was that Xian Ruyi was waiting for him in the hall. As soon as Xian Ruyi saw Xia Yi coming back, he took the initiative to meet Xia Yi and hugged him. He was extremely affectionate. This was not without reason. It was Xia Yi who had promised Xian Ruyi a very important thing before.

Once she becomes respected, the two will formally marry and announce to the world.

"Brother Xianhuan, I have become the Holy Emperor."