All the Girls in the Comprehension World Want to Arrest Me, What Should I Do?

"So what is an innate demon!"

Xia Yi asked himself, the voice fell into silence, and it seemed to take a while to sort out the words.

"Evil!

I know it's evil, can you fucking make it clear-

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Xia Yi was a little angry, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally answered - is it evil?

"How did you talk, dog? You went the wrong way this time. We are heroes. We must first control our own mouths. Have you learned from Shi Tian?"

"It's none of my business! I've always been like this, why don't you still call me a bitch!"

"You fucking deserve it, you even scolded your own mother, you are not filial!

"Before it's too late, I want to tell you about the righteousness of the human race. From now on, you will fight for the common people and the society of the world.

"You're talking shit, you call me a dog, you are also a dog, please tell me the business!"

Xia Yi is about to be ruined by his previous life. As expected of him, he seems to understand how annoying he is in the eyes of others

"So I want to say, this has something to do with you now, go by yourself, you can't afford to mess with this thing right now."

However, after talking for a long time, the previous life named Shengde asked him to leave early. Xia Yi hesitated for a while, and suddenly felt that it was not the same as before.

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The evil in this dragon tomb is far beyond Xia Yi's imagination. Who can bear it? Just like ordinary people are afraid of seeing ghosts, monks are not afraid of evil. This is the instinctive fear of human nature.

"Okay, show me the way.

Xia Yi's cowardice started to break, and this is not Kunxu, so he doesn't have to deal with it. In this case, let's talk about the righteousness of the fart, what should be done for the common people in the world.

"You walk around first, I don't know how to feed now! Don't!! You will die!!"

In the previous life, the tone of voice of Shengde suddenly changed. Xia Yi was caught off guard by this change. What's going on?

"Okay, okay, let him try his best, you calm down! Really, I only bother myself about this, so what are you doing dedicatedly, saving the common people in the world is a heroic role model.

Shengde seemed to be arguing with someone, and Xia Yi guessed that it was him in another life, where and how did they exist?

"Well, you should have seen our hundredth century, he is called Dixia.

"he is?

"Yes, yes, and ah, then his real name is the Emperor of Illusion, the little dragon beside you should have met him five hundred years later and lived together - - - In other words, that little dragon was the one in your previous life. companion.

"I'll kill myself."

When Xia Yi heard that the trash dragon was actually his wife in his previous life, he immediately felt ashamed in his previous life. What's so good about that trash dragon? , even if he spends his whole life with his spear, he doesn't think about it.

"Calm down, it's just that the timing of your encounter is not right, and that mirage dragon is also quite tragic, with indescribable sadness, magnificence and endless love-hate entanglement, let me tell you slowly, it is a night black wind High night, you".

"I killed myself!"

Xia Yi took out an ax and pointed it at his neck, and the voice in his head stopped. It seemed that his life named Shengde was a talker.

"You are the chief senior brother of the Shenhong Sect in the vast world, and she is just a down-and-out divine beast being hunted down, if she runs away and you chase after her, neither of you can fly.

"Guess if I'm going to die with this axe?

Xia Yi thought that in his previous life, he should be as domineering and handsome as Shi Tian, ​​but he didn't expect that there would be someone more shameless than him now. Fortunately, he had the nerve to call himself "Emperor Shengde", what a hell!

"Okay, let's be serious, I don't know what to do. I only started to cast down demons after I became a saint. Before I became a saint, I spent my retirement in the Buddhist temple in Xihuangyu. I knocked on wooden fish every day. Let me tell you when the female disciple is taking a bath, that girl Miaochen from Puguang Temple is so beautiful, I fucking ejaculated! Do you understand what I mean?"

"Awesome, you went to learn Buddhism and you still cum!

Xia Yi was convinced, and now he is completely convinced. There are so many wonders in the world. How did he become such a beast in the first place? But it is true, there are not a few top-notch ones in a hundred years ago, and I really think I am living in the western bliss world!

"There is a saying that wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps them in his heart. I say that desires go with the wind, and my Buddha keeps them in my heart.

"So what's the craziest thing you've ever done?"

"Does subduing a ghost with boy urine count?"

"What did you do to ghosts?

"Hmph, she was shocked at the time, she was purified to the dregs by a piece of golden light shot out by my roaring Golden Dragon Zen Staff.

"Do you have a memory fragment? Pull it out for me to enjoy, don't talk nonsense and drive!"

After talking for a few words, Xia Yi couldn't help sighing that he was himself, as expected, he belonged to him, it was called his nature that could not be changed. He was going to get in his own car today to go to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.

"I'm afraid your body won't be able to bear it!"

"Hurry up! I am a bodybuilder in this life! My body is super good!

"So do you understand where you are now!_

Emperor Shengde was a little embarrassed. He wanted to talk so much that he accidentally led the topic to that direction. Of course, this was Xia Yi's cooperation.

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