Zombie World: Invincible Merit System

The village chief frowned and thought carefully, then shook his head: "No, absolutely not.

If someone died in this village, it is absolutely impossible to be buried in this place, not to mention whether the Feng Shui here is good or not, it is too far away from the village."

"Forget about it, let's dig up the coffin."

Uncle Jiu said in a condensed voice, "Be careful."

Everyone started digging cautiously. They thought it was a complete coffin, but in the end they found that there were only a few coffin lids left, and the coffin underneath had rotted away.

"There is only a corpse, Daoist, should we fish him out?"

Some people are afraid of authenticity.

"Fill!"

Just as everyone was wrapping the corpse up with ropes and pulling it out, suddenly there was lightning and thunder in the sky, and the next moment heavy rain poured down.

"What a great reaction!"

Both Uncle Jiu and Zhang Yuan's hearts sank, such reactions only showed that this corpse was even more difficult.

"Hurry up, I don't have lunch at noon!"

The director yelled while hiding from the rain.

As soon as the corpse came out, Uncle Jiu and Zhang Yuan immediately.

to check.

Under the washing of the rain, the mud all over the body was washed away, revealing a terrifying face.

"Captain, his eyes are red, he is rotten, I advocate cremating him, otherwise there will be danger of his corpse turning into a dead body at any time!"

Uncle Jiu said seriously to the director.

"This is an old corpse of more than ten years. Once the corpse changes, it will be very scary and difficult to suppress. It must be cremated quickly!"

Zhang Yuan's tone was more straightforward, he didn't want to discuss with the director at all, he was afraid that this idiot would do bad things.

The director came up reluctantly, and originally wanted to say that it would be fine for the two uncles to decide, but suddenly his eyes lit up, and he withdrew what he wanted to say, "Listen carefully to the director! Bring the body back to the township office and prepare for cremation!"

"Cousin, hurry up, hurry up!"

"Oh, don't worry, I'm already sawing! This thing is too hard!"

"That means it's a good thing, otherwise how could such a large piece of ruby ​​be inlaid? Hurry up and be careful not to damage it"

"I know, I know, let's post it, hahahahaha"

In the township office, the director's office.

The director and his little cousin were squatting on the ground, their faces were full of excitement, and their eyes were full of greed.

It was the dead body that lay before him.

However, the two of them are not interested in the corpse at the moment, but in a pillar inserted into the corpse. The director is holding a saw and sawing vigorously.

Look carefully, there is a ruby ​​the size of a small stone on the pillar, which reflects an attractive red light.

If the market price is calculated, such a large 1 ruby ​​is worth at least hundreds of thousands! This is what the director just discovered, "I believe that other than me, the two Taoist priests have not seen it, so don't worry, this ruby It's ours!"

"Okay, okay, I know, hurry up and saw, I'll contact you right away, we'll dispose of it as soon as you get it, and the money will come rushing in!"

The little cousin is already imagining the moment of changing money.

At this moment, the guard's voice came from outside: "Captain, it's getting late, and the firewood and fire are ready, so you and the mummy are the only ones left!"

Zhang Yuan was listening, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, what he said was true and level.

In the room, the captain's cutting work also encountered obstacles: the saw got stuck! "It's stuck, it can't be pulled out! What should I do!"

The superintendent said angrily.

The little cousin also became anxious: "Is the hammer useful?"

"It can be hammered in. "Bricks? Iron chains? Oh, what's your brain made of? Do you have... some use!"

"It's stuck what can I do!"

"Pull it out! You usually have so much strength on the bed, but now you're wilting! Let me tell you, if you can't pull it out, I won't marry you!"

"Okay, I know, I'm working hard!"

Beside the pile of firewood, Uncle Jiu looked at the sky, and the worry on his brows became more and more intense.

He walked to the door and said, "Why, can't the body be lifted out? If you drag it down, something will happen when the sun goes down."

"We don't know either, the captain is inside with his cousin"

"Okay, okay, carry it over!"

The director suddenly opened the door and shouted.

Two guards immediately.

He ran in and carried out the wrapped corpse. Uncle Jiu wanted to pull off the cloth to look at the corpse, but was quickly stopped by the director: "Don't look at the Taoist leader, it's too disgusting and I don't even want to look at it! Hurry up, hurry up, Take it away!"

"It's so heavy, this corpse!"

The guards complained that they didn't understand why the corpse suddenly became so heavy, so the director's expression became serious, "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and burn it up! If anything goes wrong, you two will be blamed!"

Halfway up, a pair of glasses fell off.

As soon as Uncle Jiu picked up his glasses, the director snatched them over, "Hey, theirs."

"Quick, put it on!"

"Not my captain!"

"If you tell me to wear it, you can wear it! Why so much nonsense!"

The guard freed his hand to put on his glasses in aggrieved manner, but he couldn't lift it steadily, and the body collapsed to the ground with a bang.

Uncle Jiu frowned, and wanted to pull the cloth to look at the corpse, but was stopped by the director: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, you won't be able to eat dinner if you look at it, it's disgusting and ugly, I don't even want to take a second look! Hurry up Take the body and burn it!"

Uncle Jiu shook his head and looked at the director, then ran to the corpse again.

The director's face changed drastically, as Uncle Jiu was about to find out, he took the guard's musket and fired a shot into the sky, which shocked everyone, and Uncle Jiu also stopped.

"Boss, you are"

The village chief asked suspiciously.

"Ah, I didn't prepare firecrackers in advance, this shot will be regarded as firecrackers! Today we dug up a mummy, and everyone was tainted with bad luck.

But because there is a Taoist priest here, we all survived! This is worth celebrating!"

As he spoke, he did not forget to put his arms around Uncle Jiu's shoulders, and dragged Uncle Jiu back from beside the corpse.

When everyone heard that this was the case, they immediately.

Laughing in agreement.

"That's right, that's right, the captain is still thoughtful!"

Uncle Jiu shook his head speechlessly, then turned around and rushed towards the corpse.

"Light it up!"

the superintendent called.

Guards immediately.

Doing so, the whole pile of firewood was ignited in an instant, and when Uncle Jiu climbed up the ladder and opened the cloth, he only saw the charred corpse.

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Chapter 80 Vampires

The fire burned for nearly half an hour before it was almost extinguished. During the whole process, everyone stayed by the side and did not leave, because Uncle Jiu told them that the karma on their bodies would disappear only after seeing the corpse burnt clean.

It was getting late, and the body was finally burnt out.

"Master, what did you see?"

The director ran up to Uncle Jiu and said.

"I saw a dead body."

Uncle Jiu spread his hands and said, "Why are you so nervous, is there something wrong with the burnt corpse?"

"No, no, I'm just too scared in my heart, I must see this guy burned to be relieved.

It's all right now.

Ha ha."

The director said with a smile, but no matter how you look at it, the smile looks a little fake.

Uncle Jiu glanced at him and said, "Remember that the corpse will be thrown into the sea after it turns into ashes."

"Understand, understand, don't worry about my work!"

The director patted his chest and said.

"Don't worry, there will be ghosts."

Zhang Yuan watched all this from the sidelines, he basically guessed what the captain was doing, the burned body was definitely not the mummy.

But he didn't expose it, because previous experience told him that he could not change the development of the story.

But he didn't forget to remind the director, "You have to think about the consequences when you do anything. You'd better stay away from the things in your room. Otherwise, if something happens, don't blame me for not reminding you."

When the director heard Zhang Yuan's words, he immediately became nervous: "You, I can't understand what you are talking about. That mummy has been burned! Could it be that something unclean was left in my room?"

Seeing that this guy knew what he meant and was still pretending to be stupid, Zhang Yuan didn't bother.

After everyone had left, the director breathed a sigh of relief, "This stinky Taoist priest was almost seen through by him, but it's okay, hehe"

"Captain, what are you laughing at, tell us to make us happy too."

The guard with glasses came over and said.

"Go, go! You're everywhere! I'm going to write the report, don't let anyone bother me, remember, it's anyone!"

The director threw the gun to him, looked back at the gate, and then entered the director's room.