Hunks Don't Want Routine

This person is Yao Yaoling's grandfather, not a dry grandfather like George, but a real grandfather.

"Grandpa, what happened? Aren't you supposed to be in Canada with grandma now?"

"Little Ling."

Grandpa's eyes became very serious.

"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next."

"Don't worry, I will never be afraid." Yao Yaoling said seriously.

It seems that my grandfather is in some trouble, so he must come forward to solve it when his father is not around.

"you listen to me……"

"Well, I'm listening,"

Grandpa took a deep breath and said, "Your grandma found out about my affair."

Yao Yaoling: "..."

"She is chasing me all over the world now."

Yao Yaoling: "..."

"I really have no choice but to hide from you first."

Looking at the tired-looking grandfather in front of him, Yao Yaoling sighed and took out the phone from his pocket.

"and many more!"

Seeing Yao Yaoling's movements, Grandpa quickly pinned down Yao Yaoling's arm.

"You're not going to call grandma, are you!?"

"if not?"

"Why did you do such a cruel thing!? Didn't grandpa love you enough when you were young?"

"Grandpa has always been good to me."

"Then why..."

"Grandma is also very kind to me...and I don't dare to offend grandma, so grandpa, you can go with peace of mind." Yao Yaoling planned to dial the number as he spoke.

"Don't, don't! We have something to discuss!"

"No, it's not negotiable."

The matter of her grandfather Yao Yaoling also stopped from her father. It is said that she was also a lover when she was young, provoking other girls everywhere, and often lingering in romantic places, but she restrained herself after meeting her grandma and getting married.

Of course this convergence seems superficial.

"You really don't care about grandpa's life!?"

"I can't die, grandma won't do anything to you even if she catches you old man." Yao Yaoling said indifferently, "At most, you will be beaten up, but the family and everything will prosper. I believe this little pain is not good for you, grandpa. question."

"It's very problematic!! Maybe I can only live in a wheelchair in my later years!"

"Then I will give you a long memory."

Yao Yaoling covered his face, already a little speechless about his grandfather's virtue.

"Grandpa, you said that you are already old, what are you going to do to provoke the old lady outside?"

"Who said I provoked the old lady outside?" Grandpa said a little dissatisfied.

"Then grandma why..."

"I had an affair with a young girl in her twenties." Grandpa's face was full of pride.

"Hey, grandma, I'm Xiao Ling. Grandpa is in my hands now. Are you coming to pick him up yourself or should I pack it for you?"

"No!!!!!!"

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Chapter 100: Grandpa teaches you how to find a girlfriend

"All in all, grandpa, you should stay in Japan during this time, and you can live with me until grandma finds someone to pick you up."

Yao Yaoling placed two plates of freshly fried dishes in front of his grandfather's table.

"Oh, Xiaoling, your cooking skills have improved."

"Thank you, let's have a good meal before going back to grandma." Yao Yaoling said blankly, "Maybe I will feed you personally the next time I see you."

"Don't say it so scary! How dare I go back after you say that!?"

"Whether you dare or not, Grandpa, you have to go back. If you are really paralyzed, you asked for it."

"...Xiao Ling, let's discuss something."

"what?"

"When your grandma asks... how about saying that I have escaped?"

"not so good."

Yao Yaoling ruthlessly rejected Grandpa's suggestion.

"You just stay here honestly. I will report your situation to grandma truthfully."

"Well, then I will also tell her your address." Grandpa said suddenly.

"Just say it."

"Is it really okay? Your grandma misses your grandson very much."

"Then..."

"It seems that I bought a lot of beautiful clothes recently, all of which are women's."

Hearing this, Yao Yaoling's body suddenly shuddered.

"Don't... don't scare me, I'm already in high school, no matter how much grandma likes such wicked things, I will..."

"Let me think about it." Grandpa said pretending to recall, "Those clothes should not be children's clothes, they are more popular styles nowadays..."

"Stop talking, grandpa, where are you going to hide?" Yao Yaoling chose to compromise.

My grandma's hobby, how should I put it...has enough bad taste, and I also suffered a lot when I was a child.

"I knew I didn't hurt you in vain back then."

Yao Yaoling's grandfather took two mouthfuls of food with chopsticks and brought them to his mouth. After putting down the chopsticks, he took out a small notebook from his pocket.

"Let me see, I should have some old friends in Japan, where can I hide..."

"Why didn't grandma beat you to death with a pan?"

"Don't talk about it, it took a lot of effort to survive... Let me see, this one seems to be pretty good."

"...You are really amazing."

Yao Yaoling sighed.

It's annoying to think about it, my grandfather is old enough to still go out to pick up girls, and I am in my youth and can't even talk about a relationship.

"Speaking of which, Xiaoling, do you have a girlfriend now?"

"No."

"Tsk, tell me, you have to learn from your father." Grandpa said dissatisfiedly, "Isn't it ridiculous to have a relationship in high school?"

"I love learning, and learning makes me happy." Yao Yaoling said so nonsense.

"Your father back then, when he was young, he didn't look like a young man. He secretly developed his broken company behind our backs all day long. If it weren't for the incident in [-], your grandma and I would still be in the dark What about here." Grandpa sighed suddenly, "At the beginning we were really worried that we would not be able to hold our grandson, thinking about his emotional intelligence, it would be difficult to get married, but fortunately we got married in the end."

"I still wonder what my mother likes about my father."

"Xiao Ling, is it because you have to do something important that you don't have time to find a girlfriend?" Grandpa asked.

"I don't have any big things to do. I don't look for a girlfriend because I can't find one."

"...Well, neither your father nor you are like me."

"Like you and you're screwed."

"That's it." Grandpa snapped his fingers suddenly, "I just happen to have some skills here that I can pass on to you...don't look at me with such contemptuous eyes. There is something I can teach you."

"Who wants you to teach..."

Yao Yaoling suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking.

He bowed his head and began to think.

Just like what my grandfather said, regardless of the bad nature of the cheating, my grandfather is indeed much more experienced in finding women than I am, so maybe it's not a bad thing to listen a little bit.

"Want to learn?"

"study."

"it is good."

Grandpa nodded in satisfaction, leaned in front of Yao Yaoling and said in a low voice, "First of all, you need to learn how to dress yourself up."

"Real hunks don't need all these external bells and whistles to adorn themselves."

"……Who taught you this?"

"My father."

"The child almost died alone, so I'm telling you it's not a joke." Grandpa said angrily. Dye your hair, shave your beard, put on a suit, and you're a handsome and successful middle-aged man."

"..."

This is true. Although Grandpa is getting old, he is in very good health. After a little treatment, he really can't tell that he is almost sixty.

"Look at you again. You usually don't pay attention to the details of your clothes, and you don't even know how to shave your hair. At that time, women will not be able to catch them, but a group of men will be caught."

'This is the elders can't hit him, this is the elders can't hit him, this is the elders can't hit him, this is the elders can't hit him...'

"The other thing is that you need to be talkative. Don't talk about things you like with others all day long, talk about things girls are interested in, and praise each other from time to time."

"Oh."