My Zombie Girlfriend is a Little Weird

Aoki Shiko glanced at him first, then looked at his hands, and finally Aoki Shiko jumped off the container without saying a word, and Kamyo Hibiki picked her up steadily. Living.

It's not the first time to hug each other, but it's the first time when Aoki Shiiko is awake. Komyo Hibiki originally thought that even Aoki Shiko would be at least shy or something, but it wasn't until Kamyo Hibiki bent slightly Put her down at the waist until Qing Xizhuizi stood on the ground, until Qing Xizhuizi turned around and bent down to pick up the bag that had been dropped beforehand, and then turned around and walked towards the zombie corpse over there. Xi Zhuizi had an indifferent face the whole time.

It seems unrealistic to want to see Qing Shizhuo shy, looking at Qing Shizhui's figure with his back turned to him, Kamyo Hibiki murmured in his heart.

Seeing Qing Shizhuo walk to the corpse of the zombie, watching Qing Shizizi unfold the bag in her hand, only then did Hibiki realize that the bag was a body bag.

Then, when Qing Xizhuizi reached out his hand and took out the medical gloves from his pocket, put on his hand and slightly raised his head and exhaled softly for some reason, Shendai Hibiki saw the god holding Zhu Xia standing in the distance smoking a cigarette, and glanced at After Xiang Qing attacked the spine, he suddenly laughed for some reason.

It was a smile that caught someone else's handle.

PS1: Originally, I thought about whether to describe the feeling when I caught the green attack vertebrae, for example, "I don't know if it is because of the increased strength, but Jindai Hibiki didn't feel the weight of the green attack vertebrae, it would be better to say It's very light, and because of this, I can feel the touch of Aoshishiko's soft body more clearly", but I didn't write it after thinking about it.

Chapter 292.

It was a standard villain's smile, so standard that even with just one glance, one could immediately understand what Shenji Zhu Xia was thinking, even Kamidai Hibiki who was standing at the farthest diagonal could see clearly at a glance. Qing Xi Zhuizi, who was not far away, naturally saw it too.

Although Aokishiko is now facing away from him, so Hibiki cannot see the expression on Aokishiko's face now, but he can still clearly see Aokishiko looking up at Kamiji On Zhu Xia's side, their eyes seemed to meet.

What is the expression on Qing Xizhuizi's face now, and what kind of handle is Zhu Xia holding on to her? Kamdai Hiroza is seriously considering whether it is better for him to pretend to be stupid.

It's just that after a few seconds of silence over there, Qing Xizhuizi spoke directly: "Why, you have a toothache after eating bad food, so you can't close your mouth, right?"

These words made Zhu Xia, who was still smiling, startled for a moment. She restrained her smile and lowered her eyes. She was obviously annoyed, but Zhu Xia, the master, soon laughed again, with a sarcasm. With a teasing smile, he looked at Qing Xizhui and said, "Ah, after all, things like picky eaters are not good. Even if you eat bad food, it's better than nothing. If you show off, even a dog will be abandoned."

"I'm really sorry, I just don't like dogs." Qing Xizhuizi even put down the unfolded body bag in his hand, and turned his head to look at Zhu Xia, the divine master, even if he couldn't see the expression on her face, but However, Qing Xizhuizi said in a cold tone: "I can only wag my tail at others, and I can even abandon myself. I don't think this is something worth showing off. It will only be sooner or later. It will make the other party lose interest, ah, or do you like dogs? That’s right, after all, everyone likes loyal dogs.”

"Whether it's worth showing off or not depends on what you get." The god master Zhu Xia threw the cigarette in his hand on the ground, then stepped on it with his high-heeled shoes to crush it, and looked at it with a happier expression. Xiang Qingxi Zhuizi continued: "Even if you are a loyal dog, if you take the initiative to seek the love of the other party and get it, then it is something worth showing off, ah, or is it that you haven't got anything yet?" Got it? Poor thing, you'll probably never eat something bad, and you have a toothache, so I'm really sorry."

Woohoo, it's terrible for women to fight.

Shenzhi Zhu Xia's last sentence, "That's really sorry", is obviously imitating Qing Xizhui's words just now, and using it to mock her.

Hibiki had already understood what they were talking about from the second sentence of their conversation. Even though the topic they used seemed to be discussing dogs and food at first glance, Hibiki knew exactly who they were referring to. what's the matter.

Originally, Hibiki was a little worried about whether the two of them would fight directly because of the character of Kamitoji Zhu Xia, so he stood still and watched the two of them come just in case, but when he heard this, Hibiki decided to start immediately. Playing stupid, because he was almost sure that if he continued to listen, the two of them would soon bring the topic to him completely, and if they were not sure, they would directly pull him into it.

So Hibiki put his head aside decisively, turned around and walked aside, picked up the bat that was originally there, and went to the side to continue cleaning up the remaining zombies.

After hitting the heads of all the zombies with a bat, the cemetery is considered to be cleared.

But this is not an RPG game after all, the corpses will not oxidize and disappear after killing the enemy, they are still there brightly waiting for them to deal with, should we throw all these corpses outside the school, or simply put them here and burn them Yes, these things need to be decided after they discuss it.

After all, the bacteria, viruses on the corpse, mosquitoes caused by decay and possible infection, and whether it will become a fixed food source for other zombies, these things need to be planned and prevented.

So after turning his head and looking around the entire cemetery, after confirming that the only thing left to do was to place the corpse, Hibiki put the completely distorted bat in his hand aside, and then turned his head to look behind him. .

The two of them had finished their quarrel, Qing Xizhuizi was squatting on the ground and moving the corpse of the zombie into a body bag, while Zhu Xia, the divine master, was standing beside him smoking a second cigarette.

After all, even if the zombies were dealt with, it was just smashing them with a bat, which would not cause any noise, so he could still hear the two people arguing even while cleaning up the zombies.

In short, the final result is——the god holding Zhu Xia won the quarrel.

How did you win the fight?I won the argument with the conclusion of "No matter what you say, anyway, I got it, and you have nothing". After all, this is the truth, and Qing Xizhuizi can't refute it. The weakness of others.

So now there are two choices in front of Kamyo Hibiki, one is to go forward to comfort Qing Shizhuiko, and the other is to hold Zhu Xia's words to express his approval, so after careful consideration, Kamyo Hibiki chose to continue to play dumb.

After all, he is not really stupid, comforting Qing Xizhui is tantamount to denying Zhu Xia, the god holding Zhu Xia, and agreeing with Zhu Xia, the god holding Zhu Xia, will make Qing Xi Zhuzi completely blow up. The best way is to comfort Qing Xi Zhuzi while at the same time Don't let God Master Zhu Xia feel that she has been denied—Kamyo Hibiki knows himself very well. Even if his EQ is not negative, it is not that high. It is almost impossible for him to handle this matter perfectly. Then It's better to simply continue to pretend to be stupid and pretend that you don't understand at all.

So Hibiki just looked at Aoji Shiiko, and then said, "Is it finished? Is the corpse going to the dissecting room?"

After asking this question, Kamyo Hibiki saw Aoshi Shiiko stand up, then turned his head and looked at him wordlessly for a few seconds, then turned his head away and sighed "Ha...".

I don't know what Qing Xizhuizi was thinking, but after only a few seconds of silence, Qing Xizhuizi pointed at the body bag next to her with that indifferent face, and said, "According to the previous From the performance point of view, even if this thing has not reached the level of that kind of monster, it is already different from those things that can be seen everywhere on the street. This can still be called evolution. Whether it is a special case or inevitable, we can probably figure it out."

That is to say, "just being able to run" and "becoming a licker", which side is the correct evolutionary route, depends on the results of the dissection of this zombie?

Hearing Aoshi Shiiko's words, Kamyo Hibiki nodded. After all, this was not his specialty, so he didn't ask any more questions.

PS1: I’m excited about coding, but I ended up coding a whole chapter of quarrels. When I was in the third revision, I found that it was too watery, so I deleted half of it, and after completing it to 2000 words, I found that Chapter 2 didn’t want to code.

Chapter 293 292. Aren't you going to put a dog mask on that guy?

Dissection, comparison, and placement of the remaining corpses.

After communicating with Aoshi Shiiko for a while, and finding that the next thing was nothing more than that, Hibiki nodded his head and ended the topic on his own initiative.

After all, the purpose of coming to the cemetery is to clean up the hidden dangers. Now that it has been perfectly dealt with, there are only some things that are not easy to say clearly. Of course, it is not about the quarrel between the two of them just now, but— — Questions such as "do you want to keep this cemetery?"

If you say something like "since the zombies here have been cleared out, should we keep this cemetery" out of innocence or without thinking about anything, there will be a big problem.

This question is essentially of the same nature as the previous quarrel. No matter how you answer it, the listener will have subtle ambiguities, and it will take more words to reach a consensus. This kind of thankless thing, The best solution is not to mention it.

So it was clearly such a thing that was clearly in front of them, but the three of them had a very tacit understanding and didn't say a word about it.

Or maybe it's just that Hibiki Kandai simply thought too much, but after seeing that Aoshi Shiiko had put the corpse of the zombie in a body bag and lifted it up to look at him, Hibiki Jindai didn't intend to stay in the cemetery anymore. Stopping, he turned around, took a few steps back, and then ran up the container directly.

Glancing into the cemetery, I saw Qing Xizhuizi walking towards this side with an indifferent face, holding a body bag. Zhu Xia, who was standing in the distance, also smiled and threw the cigarette in his hand on the ground. Then they stepped on it and crushed it. The expressions on the faces of the two people were really completely opposite.

Hibiki Kamiyo was muttering in his heart, still adhering to the principle that if you can pretend to be stupid, it's best not to get involved, and while Quan pretended not to see it, he also turned his head to look around.

Although I don't know whether it should be said that the leg muscles have been strengthened or the jumping ability has been enhanced, but the 3-meter-high wall is indeed very easy for Hibiki Jindai, but he doesn't know the situation of the other two. Maybe Zhu Xia, the divine master, can do it, but it's impossible for him to run over to Qing Xizhuizi and say, "Let's take a few jumps and see".

So I walked a few steps along the edge, found the ladder on the container, went to reach for the ladder, and then turned it back into the cemetery.

Hibiki originally planned to ask Aoshishiko if he needed help, but before he could open his mouth, he saw Aokishiko walking up to the ladder, holding the body bag in one hand and the ladder in the other, Then he climbed up like that.

Yes, a woman, holding a dead body in one hand, then climbed up a ladder nearly 3 or 4 meters high. Although Aoi Shizuo had an indifferent face throughout the whole process, it was difficult for Kamidai Hibiki to judge whether Aoi Shimiko was conscious or not. At this point, but this picture, this level, is enough to be called abnormal.

Even if Kamyo Hibiki cared about this, but seeing Aoki Shiiko's displeased expression, it is likely that Aoki Shiko will ignore him and walk away alone later.

And just as he thought, when Qing Xizhuizi climbed up the ladder, came to the container, and walked to him with the body bag, Qing Xizhui glanced at him, and then said: "Wait for the autopsy room."

After saying this, Aoki Shiiko walked to the edge of the container alone without waiting for Kamyo Hibiki's response. When that appearance made Kamyo Hibiki mutter "Ah, that's really the case", Aoki Xi Zhuizi stopped for some reason.

Then after a few seconds of silence like that, Qing Xizhuizi turned his head, sighed, looked at Kamyo Hibiki again, and said again: "Because of the experience last time, this time it will probably be very fast. The time is probably before noon, you can come over any time during this time, but—"

When he said this, Qing Xizhuizi paused for a while, and at this time the god master Zhu Xia just climbed up the ladder, and when the god master Zhu Xia looked over, Qing Xi Zhuizi said directly: "That guy doesn't allow."

"Ha, don't worry." Zhu Xia, the divine widow, naturally heard it, and understood that she was referring to her, but it seemed that she was in a good mood after winning the quarrel, so she smiled and said, "I'm not interested in going to Listen to the wailing of the defeated dog, what's the matter, or are you worried that I will rob you of the only food left?"

Affirmation, negation, and mockery.

The divine master Zhu Xia threw the three out almost without a pause, and still used food as a metaphor, almost expressing their previous quarrel.

However, Qing Xizhuizi seemed to have lost interest this time. Even though the god master Zhu Xia had already ridiculed him directly, Qing Xi Zhuizi just looked at the god master Zhu Xia speechlessly, then turned his head to look at the god Dai Xiang, and spoke. Said: "Aren't you going to put a dog mask on that guy?"

Qing Xizhuizi, who was saying these words, reached out and threw the body bag down at the same time, and then ignored Zhu Xia, the divine wielder, and jumped off the container by herself.

Hibiki was a little worried about whether Aoshishiko would twist his foot when he jumped down, but after only a few seconds, Aoshishiko, who was carrying the body bag, reappeared in Kindai Hibiki's sight.

Seeing Aoshishiko walking straight towards the Lixue Building without even turning his head, Kamyo Hibiki sighed for some reason and wanted to laugh, and when he turned around again, he saw that Kamachi Zhu Xia had arrived to his side.

With Zhu Xia's personality, it's not surprising that even after Qing Xizhuizi left, he still smiled and continued to taunt her, but he didn't.

Even if Qing Xizhuizi is still in sight, even if Qing Xizhuizi is still within the distance of hearing their words, but the god master Zhu Xia did not mention the topic just now, but looked at Shen Daixiang and said: " On Xiaosheng's side, it's really me—"

"It will be very troublesome if you want to explain it?" Kamyo Hibiki smiled when he heard the words, he could almost guess the intention of Shenji Zhu Xia to mention this matter again, so before she finished speaking, Kamyo Hibiki Turning around to move the ladder outside the cemetery, he continued to speak: "And you probably won't explain it?"

Asked this intentionally, but Zhu Xia just smiled.

Just as what Hibiki Kindai thought, she did not deny it, and Kamchi Zhu Xia would not care about what others think of her, so there is a high probability that Kamji Zhu Xia would directly say "Your boyfriend is dead, I killed it", if that is the case It would be even more troublesome, so after putting down the ladder again, Hibiki said, "So I'll take care of this matter."

PS1: I'm sleepy, code after waking up, I won't goo, trust me.

Chapter 294 293. If you talk about perfume, cosmetics and clothes, you must be successful, right?

It is precisely because I have experienced so much that I am very clear that Zhu Xia is a typical oversimplified way of life. A simple summary is "You don't owe me, and I don't owe you", "If you treat me well, then I'm good to you too", "If you want to make trouble, then you are finished".

It is almost impossible for her to take the initiative to deal with a matter. What she is thinking and what method she wants to solve, God Dai Hibiki can understand without even guessing.

So I rejected her proposal, and still planned to handle it myself. Although the final result may not be much different even if the Age of Gods came, at least it would not become the kind of situation that needs to be explained for a long time, probably.

But having said that, Kamyo Hibiki has not yet figured out how to speak to Uhara Shinobu later, after all, no matter how he speaks, it will more or less stimulate Uhara Shinobu, and to be honest, it is a bit of a headache .

Put the ladder in place, go down from the container, and go to the back door with the priest Zhu Xia to enter the teaching building, and go up the stairs to the 4th floor. They have even thought of at least several countermeasures.

But the more you think about it, the more you start to feel a little irritable, so in order to calm down, when you walked along the corridor towards the self-defeating club room, Hibiki turned his head and looked at the person who was following him Zhu Xia, the divine master, then said, "Is the relationship with them better?"

"No." Shenji Zhu Xia responded without thinking, but then she seemed to realize that this was not what Kamidai Hibiki wanted to ask, so she paused, and then said: "Ah, That's right, that guy Guang Lijing came to talk to me last night, although after I said "Why, the person who ran away from me on his own initiative, still wants to talk to me now", he was so angry that he ran away I sat by the window and didn't know what I was mumbling about. "

Ah... Picking at other people's pain points to poke you.

Hibiki Jindai wanted to say something like "Didn't the sects were different at the beginning, and now there are no fighting sects or moderate sects, so let's get along well", but Kamiji Zhu Xia turned his head slightly, and then stretched out his hand to gently pinch Rubbing the ends of her hair, she paused for a while and then said again: "I asked me what brand of perfume and cosmetics I had, tips on dressing and matching, and so on. That guy obviously didn't want to get in touch with me, but he seemed like It's like constantly looking for topics, I don't know what the woman is thinking."

That's probably why Guang Lijing wanted to know and get in touch with Shenji Zhuxia after hearing her own words last night——Listening to Shenji Zhuxia's words, Shendai Hibiki also guessed the general idea in his heart.

Of course Kamichi Hibiki knew the reason, but if Kamji Zhu Xia knew that Mikari Akira contacted her out of sympathy, then judging by Kamji Zhu Xia's extremely high self-esteem, he would probably be extremely disgusted, so if he understood that if he said it The reason is that it will only have the opposite effect, so Hibiki just smiled after hearing the words, and said: "Well, after all, it is a woman's nature to love beauty, and seeing Mikari Aki's dressing, she should have been You are the type of person who pays attention to fashion, so they will ask you about the brand of perfume and the tips of dressing and matching, so it means that Mikari Akira thinks you are beautiful."

Counting the time spent together, Shinji Zhu Xia obviously understands Mikari Akihiro better than Shindai Hibiki, so this is just a casual reason, just think about it carefully and then you can notice the loopholes in this statement , but perhaps the Shinji Zhu Xia had too much trust in Kamyo Hibiki, it was such an obvious lie, but the Shinji Zhu Xia still showed a slightly happy expression after hearing the words.

However, because of this, Zhu Xia, the divine master, lowered her head to look at her from time to time, and raised her feet slightly. These movements made her walk a little awkward.

This is a matter of course. Even if almost all the zombies in the cemetery were handled by Shen Daixiang alone, the environment in the cemetery is already disgusting enough, and the god holding Zhu Xia personally killed them with his own hands. After killing a zombie, it is inevitable that her body will be splattered with blood and dust.

Especially Hibiki specifically mentioned that she is very beautiful now, so I will pay more attention to the cleanliness of her body now.

So when Hibiki noticed this, he said again: "I'll explain the cemetery to Uhara Shino later, Zhu Xia, you can go take a bath."

While saying this, Kamidai Hibiki had arrived at the closed door of the self-willing and depraved club room. For some reason, the room was a little quiet. To be precise, it was not noisy, but just heard a few words from time to time This made Hibiki Kamiyo a little confused, but after all, someone was talking, so nothing should have happened.

So he took a few deep breaths, and after he was ready in his heart to say what to say when facing Shino Uhara next, Hibiki stretched out his hand and opened the door of the club room.

He had already planned to see Wakasa Yuri and the others directly, and then walk in and go directly to Uhara Shinobi after responding to their greetings, but the moment he opened the door, he saw it directly and stood in front of the door of Guang Lijing.

Before Shendai responded, Guang Lijing looked at him and said, "Ah, Xiang, thank you for your hard work."

At that moment, Jindai Hibiki subconsciously thought that Hikari Akira just wanted to come out and bumped into him by chance. Maybe he was seen from the window when he was going to the back door of the school, or maybe he heard footsteps coming from the corridor. Want to come out and see it.

But when Jindai heard the words and was about to reply, he found that something was wrong. Guang Lijing stood still and did not move, and her face did not show any frightened or surprised expressions. If you go, you can still see Guang Lijing's hands, holding towels, small decorations, and a change of clean clothes.

Ko Lijing looked as if she was about to take a bath, but when the Goddess Zhu Xia, who was following behind Kamyo Kyoko, came forward and stood beside him——

"Ah, Zhu Xia."

Guang Lijing spoke directly like this.