Hellish Affairs

Dragging his ponytails on the ground, like two brooms, Ishtar's eyes were full of tears, as if he had been crying for a long time, and when he spoke, he was breathless because of his stuffy nose.

"You..." Joyas couldn't hide his surprise, and couldn't help but speak.

Ishtar sobbed, "That's right, I'm the goddess you want to save, untie me quickly, you stupid warrior!...Hey, wait, how did you get into this forest? Say……"

Ishtar opened his ruby-like transparent eyes, and looked at Joas Pendragon in amazement——

"Could it be that you defeated Humbaba?!!" Ishtar's small face widened, and he looked at Joyas Pendragon in disbelief, "I never thought that you, a humble, ordinary warrior , actually killed Humbaba?"

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"..."

Joyas was speechless because of surprise, and so was Ishtar, but the reasons for their surprise were different.

"...Okay, it's amazing!" Ishtar said hesitantly in surprise: "Ju, you actually killed Humbaba, who can't even be defeated by the gods, in order to save me, who is in charge of love and beauty, and who is responsible for the world. Your honored and beloved goddess?"

"T-really a brave warrior. Looking at it this way, you, you are quite handsome~" Ishtar stammered, blushing with embarrassment even on his cheeks.

After seeing this scene, Joyas turned his head and left.

You are blushing!

"..."

"...Eh?!" Ishtar turned pale with shock, shaking his body non-stop, "Stop for me."

Joyas didn't even bother to talk to Ishtar, the oldest human crosstalk expert, and just ran away——

Good guy, he finally understood where he suddenly appeared. This is the forest guarded by Humbaba, Humbaba who is feared even by the gods, Humbaba who was barely defeated by Gilgamesh and Enkidu, how could he? Possible to win?

It's better to slip away first, so that the green hills remain, and there is no need to worry about no firewood.

Even if Humbaba is really regarded as a must-kill boss, then it has to be considered in the long run, don't fight unprepared battles, I have heard this truth since I was a child.

"But you can't leave it here!!" Ishtar roared from behind, "What the hell are you doing here, bastard!"

In Mesopotamian mythology, the goddess in charge of beauty and harvest, as well as war, kept tumbling without any image, and instantly retracted the girl's heart that she had touched just now.

She is a goddess who is pampered by the gods—oh no, loved by the gods. Just by saying "it's just not pleasing to the eye", she ravaged the spiritual peak of Mount Abif, which is revered by the kings of the gods.

She was summoned by her followers in the form of a girl, and Ishtar, who was attached to the girl's body, arrogantly challenged Humbaba, the guardian of the forest.

Unfortunately, her result was——

"Don't go, warrior, don't go!" Ishtar kept shaking her body, but Humbaba tied her tightly with green vines, only her neck and shoulders were exposed, and she had been dumped here for three days It's been three nights, and it's hard to see a living person.

How could she let it go!

"Warrior, if you save me, I will go to my Father God, praise your name, give you countless glory and wealth, and I will pay you a large reward, believe me!"

After hearing this, Joyas stopped in his tracks.

"Hey hey," Ishtar felt that there was something going on, and decided to turn over her biggest hole card. Once this hole card was played, she believed that no one in this world could reject her. If there was, that person would not be human.

"Ahem," Ishtar cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "After you save me, I will let you be my husband. Hmph, ecstasy, no one in this world can refuse love, good harvest, and all kinds of things." Yi, Shi, Ta, Er, whom God loves and who endows beauty with concrete meaning!"

"..."

"Huh?! Where are people?!!!"

Joyas ignored Ishtar, but started to leave the forest. The forest that covered the sky and the sun seemed to completely isolate the outside world, trapping people tightly.

There is a trace of strange magic power in the countless greens, and this magic power clearly tells him that he has definitely fallen into someone's trap.

Joyas held his holy sword in his hand and raised his nerves. Although this kind of illusion is not as good as Merlin's, it should not be underestimated.

"Help……"

Ishtar's almost breathless cry made him distraught.

He searched for his little knowledge of poor Uruk in his mind. He remembered that Enkidu and Gilgamesh defeated Humbaba together. Humbaba was a monster that even Gilgamesh feared. After defeating Humbaba, The reputation and prestige status of the two of them reached the peak, even gods can shake it.

"Help me..." Ishtar's mouth was dry, and he fell into the air, dying. In his half-opened eyes of despair, he once again saw the warrior wearing silver and blue armor, which is rare in this world. .

"Ah, ah, you regret it, come and save me, ah, it is still too late to regret it now." Ishtar said happily, Joyas sighed, squatted down and compared with this funny The goddess looked at each other.

"What? Do you want to appreciate the beauty of this goddess up close? When you've seen enough, put me down quickly."

Chapter 077 But, it's cool.

Ishtar kept struggling, "Damn man, I know you have fallen for the beauty of this goddess, but the most urgent thing now is to put me down."

Joyas picked up a straw from nowhere and shook it in front of Ishtar. Ishtar felt a sense of fear in his heart, and even his nose started to itch.

"You can't even speak clearly, it must be because of a stuffy nose." Joyas smiled and hid aside, "I'll help you clear it..."

"Hey, don't, don't, I was wrong, I was wrong." Ishtar showed a crying expression, and said loudly: "I beg you, please forgive me, I know I was wrong, really, let it go I am a warrior."

Seeing that Ishtar wanted to cry but had no tears, his eyes were actually swollen from crying, the blood in his eyes was congested, and his originally beautiful face was deformed by crying. Joyas Pendragon sighed and raised his eyes. Rubbing her head.

"I lied to you!" Joyas said with a smile.

Feeling the warmth coming from the top of his head, Ishtar suddenly curled his mouth, completely different from the arrogant and invincible look before, tears welled up from the original dry eyeballs——

"Woooooooooooo." This time Ishtar really cried.

"Why are you crying?" Joyas looked at Ishtar's pear blossoms and rain, not only finding it funny.

Ishtar wept sadly, but because she was hanging upside down, it was funny that the tears flowed backwards.

"You don't care, I want to cry!" Ishtar yelled.

She regretted why she didn't listen to the words of her father god, respond to the call of the common people, and show up to deal with Humbaba.

She was sad, she was obviously an invincible goddess, but she ended up like this. If she had the chance to do it all over again, she would never be so presumptuous.

She is suffering, and to this point, none of the humans who believed in her came to save me, but this human being who disrespected her comforted her.

Joyas took out a white handkerchief, wiped away her tears that kept rolling down like pearls, and then pinched her small nose like a small gem with the white handkerchief.

"Strength." Joyas Pendragon said sternly.

Ahhh, what a shame! !Ishtar roared inwardly, but his nose was really itchy, so he had no choice but to ask Joyas to wipe his nose.

After Ishtar blew out the snot, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief——

So refreshing~

Damn, it's all because of this human body that I still have a runny nose, ah, how can a goddess have a runny nose? ?

But it's so cool.

"Okay, human, I allow you to treasure the handkerchief with the goddess's snot and tears on it and pass it on." Ishtar said solemnly, then opened his eyes proudly and looked at Joyas... A disgusted face.

"What's that look on your face, you bastard?!"

"Believe it or not, I put a handkerchief in your mouth?"

"...Xin, please forgive me." Ishtar said bravely, and then caught a glimpse of the name written on his handkerchief——

Joyas Pendragon.

"Joyas-kun~ Can you put me down, please~" Ishtar said coquettishly.

"No." Joyas Pendragon said firmly, and couldn't help but wonder how she knew his name.Looking down at the handkerchief with his name written on it, but I speak Old British, does she even know Old British?

"Ha! Now you know how powerful the goddess is!" Ishtar said proudly, and raised his chin slightly, rolling his eyes upwards, but because they were upside down, it looked like... rolling his eyes.

It's really funny, Joyas held back his laughter, and continued: "It's okay to let you down."

Ishtar immediately shook happily. Originally, she was wrapped into a human stick, and this goddess's brain was really white, and it was filled with narcissistic waste.

"However, you have to promise that after I let you go, you can't attack me, and you have to cooperate with me to deal with Humbaba, at least get out of this forest. Second, if I don't become your husband, don't even think about it. "

"Tch," Ishtar immediately became angry, "I have a lot of husbands, so I don't care about you!"

"No." Joyas shook his head and said seriously, "I don't think I am worthy of the goddess Ishtar."

How can one not learn some flattering skills in the arena?Otherwise, Ishtar will continue to push his nose to his face, which is really troublesome.

"Well, indeed." Ishtar nodded very helpfully, "You are quite self-aware, I promise you. Let me down!"

"Really?"

"Really, I am a goddess after all, I will do what I say." Ishtar said seriously.

If Ishtar's body is here, he absolutely does not believe it, but now Ishtar has a face of Rin Tohsaka, then she is not the goddess Ishtar who is doing anything wrong.

But why does Ishtar have a serious face now?Could it be that now is the singularity and the enemy is Tiamat?In the Epic of Gilgamesh, Enkidu and Gilgamesh join forces to deal with Humbaba, but Humbaba is still there, so Enkidu should be still there.

"If you are a god, why are you here?" Joyas asked.

"I am really a goddess, really. I am Ishtar, the goddess of love and beauty, as well as the goddess of harvest and war. I originally lived with my father inside the world where the gods are. Degraded to the lower realms." Ishtar said aggrievedly.

"Because Humbaba has been endangering the world, I'm here to kill Humbaba."

Joyas showed suspicious eyes, and Ishtar hurriedly explained how much he loved the people and how kind he was, like a white lotus born in the God Realm...

Joyas didn't pay attention to this well-known cross talk performance expert. Since Rin has the soul, then let's help him out. If it's that annoying goddess, then there is no need to talk about cooperation...

Joyas untied the holy sword at his waist, and took a brief look at the green vines used to bind Ishtar—these vines seemed to absorb magic power, and at the same time contained paralyzing toxins.

If Ishtar came into the world with the body of an ordinary girl, then it is indeed possible for her to suffer from these poisons.

"Holy sword?" Although he didn't know what it was, Ishtar could still see the preciousness of Joyas Pendragon's sword, "You are the holy sword user? How did you come here? And you are not human?!"

The magic power swayed, the black magic power merged into the golden holy sword, and the holy sword entwined with Joyas' magic power suddenly burst out with powerful cutting power.

With a flash of the knife, Ishtar fell from the cedar tree before he could open his mouth wide in surprise——

...face on the ground.

Chapter 078 Don't underestimate Humbaba! (4/4)

"Ah! Great! I'm fine!"

Ishtar yelled boldly that she had been tied up for three days and three nights, and Humbaba also threatened that if Ishtar dared to escape again, he would throw her into the cedar tree without seeing any light or anything. people.

The extremely refreshing goddess who only wore a white chest wrap and a pair of close-fitting briefs finally showed her true appearance, opened her hands and feet, and transformed herself into a "big" character without image, comfortable roar.