"Thank you."
Looking at the glutinous rice dumpling rolling over like a real water polo, I was amazed at how it rolled while
You can also hold a teacup with a tail
But he still brought this cup of tea to me without dripping.
Saying thank you, took the teacup, and Tuanzi immediately revealed a pair of big eyes, looking at me with a hint of excitement.
Congratulations, answer me.
"Fuck~"
The hand holding the teacup couldn't help shaking.
A drop of tea flew out of the cup and fell to the ground.
After calming my mind, I took a sip and took a deep breath. I solemnly turned my head and looked at the glutinous rice dumpling.
Thirty-five reminders of it.
"Don't say those two words again."
Then, Nuomi Duanzi nodded at me with an expression of 'I understand'.
"Fuck shit~"
The hand holding the teacup trembled again, tightly closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and turned his head away from looking at this cute creature
Tuanzi, but looked to the outside
rain.
"Ugh……"
With a sigh, I said how much helplessness I had.
No way, for the past five days, I have been teaching it how to speak every day, but I don’t know why, this black glutinous rice ball
Son, I can only say these two words,
And it's the one that repeats infinitely, just like Pikachu.
This ball... is half a meter in diameter, with two big eyes nearly [-] centimeters, almost occupying most of the face, with a mouth underneath,
Followed by a one meter long, hand
Arm-thick tail.
The whole body is pitch black, except for the two big eyes and the mouth, there is no trace of variegation on the whole body.
If it didn't open its eyes and retract its tail, it would really look like a bearing ball dropped by the side of the road after being blackened by engine oil.
And these days I have also tested it out, after it leaves me, it has a maximum of two hours of action time, without eating
case, after two hours, it is
Will weaken due to lack of nutrient supply.
And... the nutrients it needs are also very high, probably because of its great power?
As for how big it is?
A normal healthy human muscle accounts for about [-]% of the body weight, that is, an adult man, a
Miba, calculated on the basis of one hundred and fifty catties,
Then there should be about 67 pounds of muscle.
And these sixty-seven pounds of muscle contain about 60 billion muscle fibers. Human strength basically relies on these muscles
fiber, and my body
The electricity in the muscle is also generated by the movement between these muscle fibers.
I don't know how many muscle fibers I have now, but my body hasn't changed much
Look, even if there are a lot of muscle fibers
Wei, the limit should be only [-] billion muscle fibers, right?
Of course, this is just speculation.
However, this little guy can clearly tell me how many muscle fibers and brain cells it has.
The number of human brain cells has been fixed at about [-] billion since birth.
And this little guy...with a diameter of only half a meter, it turns out that its whole body is made of similar brain cells and muscle fibers.
A new type of brain cell composition combined.
The number of its brain cells is about one trillion, which is also the sum of all its cells.
The number of muscle fibers is about one hundred trillion.
What concept is this?
The number of its muscle fibers is more than [-] times that of humans, and its number of brain cells is about [-] times that of humans.
It can use five days to learn to make tea, cook, clean, wash clothes, make quilts, organize bookcases, and help me
Get dressed and even feed!Wait
wait wait wait……
All in all, it's pretty smart, and I don't think I was able to learn this in five days anyway.
However, this bastard just can't learn to speak, he knows everything, but he can't speak.
Therefore, since five days ago, I can hear this childish 'fuck' every day, what a sense of disobedience.
MMP's!
I finally know why swear words are hated by people!
No one would be happy to be greeted with 'Fuck Fuck Fuck' every day!
But when I hit this little thing with all my strength, it had almost no effect. It has great elasticity, and
The number of muscle fibers is surprisingly large, the
The power is so great, even such a small thing can lift a fifty-ton tank, and there is no need for me to do it again.
What is the extra effort.
Moreover, the moment I hit it, it would climb up the slope and merge directly back into my body.
Hit...and can't fight again, scold...hehe.
I'm completely out of luck.
was defeated.
MMP, the feeling of being defeated by a black glutinous rice dumpling who can only say 'fuck' is really very different in every sense.
Very complicated emotions.
"Fuck?"
The black rice dumpling seemed to sense that I was getting impatient, so she tilted her head and asked, her long tail flicked behind her.
Jumped up and down beside me,
Like a Wang sauce, it rubbed against my trousers with its body.
Even if I'm cruel and act like a baby in front of such a little thing, what else can I do?
Turning its head slowly, it looked at the black rice dumpling, and it also felt my sight, and slowly turned its face to me, a pair of
The big eyeballs are watery and cute,
Grinning his mouth, two words popped out of his small white teeth.
"Fuck!"
sleep... trough...
Shaking his head weakly, he drank the cup of tea in one gulp, calmed down, and lay down on the boss chair again, waiting
their coming.
As for who?
Of course it was the guy the old guy sent to reconcile me.
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Touched the black rice dumpling lying on my feet, this guy crawled along the slope, and quickly melted into the skin directly along my fingers
Among them, disappeared.
"Liao Yingwei...hehe, don't test my bottom line anymore."
Two days have passed, counting from now on, the power grid that I destroyed seven days ago has been completely repaired, in fact,
The XZ military region is not unprepared either,
Hundreds of electric towers were installed within seven days, which can be regarded as quick response, and there is already a way to deal with it.
And the Zerg, probably because they were scared by the plasma cannon I made?Although it occasionally appears on the border, it does not
March in.
Surprisingly, the repair of the electric tower was completed, and today, I also waited for the person I was waiting for.
"Doctor Wang, I really should have thought... If you hadn't revealed all of her injuries, Tranquility would not have lost her mind because of it."
Wisdom~"
"Miss Fang, we were forced to do nothing under the circumstances at that time, please forgive me...Actually..."
"Okay, don't talk nonsense."
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