Dude, I really have no shame at all! !
Seeing the sudden change from panic to cuteness in front of me, he clenched his fists and stood in front of me, using his upward vision to show me cuteness
Zerg Queen, the heaviest of a race
The essential part, the guy who shamelessly pretends to be cute, trying to pass the test with cuteness, the corners of my mouth began to twitch unconsciously
Come on, stare at her hard.
"I'll strangle you to death!"
Stretching out his hand to vent on her face indiscriminately, his hands were constantly touching, making her face deformed, even if she was cute, she couldn't sell it.
Immediately, he gave me an annoyed look,
As soon as I raised my hand, there was a 'pop', and my hand flew away, and then suddenly, as if I had figured something out, my eyes lit up.
"The servant knows!"
I was also taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "What do you know?"
I saw the queen raised her hand, stretched out a slender finger, pointed at Long Bixian, and said endlessly:
"Hmph! Yuxuan, if you don't bring your servant to play, are you going to elope with that old man!?"
"puff!"
"Cough cough cough..."
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This little girl, where did you learn these words? She even elopes. If I want to elope, it is impossible for me to elope with someone.
The old man elopes.
As soon as I raised my hand, I couldn't bear it anymore, and finally I attacked the Queen of Worms. I punched her hard on the head, and I immediately shuddered.
There was a sound like a yellow bell
sound.
"When~"
"Shut up for me, don't talk nonsense if you don't know."
The Queen of Worms does not have much common sense about human society. After all, with the rapid development in recent years, the information is too huge, and a lot of information
intertwined with each other, she has no sense at all.
She can't tell which one is useful and which one is useless. After all, she is not a human being, and she can't think about it with human thinking, so it's very difficult.
A lot of words, are all half-knowledge.
Her learning ability should be considered very good. After all, it is still possible to learn Chinese to this level.
In case of people teaching, just use the upper
There are still some problems.
"Eloping is a vocabulary that only a pair of impure men and women will use. Don't make wild guesses, understand?"
Said viciously, the queen listened carefully, then nodded, as if she was quickly memorizing the explanations of the words I said.
release.
I don't know how much she has learned about human beings, but she seems to have listened to me, at least
No more nonsense.
"Ugh……"
I let out a long breath, how did I know this guy would appear here, this is really a bit troublesome.
Turning around, looking back, his old face looked a little embarrassed, and he kept rubbing his fingers, as if he was a little nervous
Long Bixian waved his hand.
"Come here, she won't talk nonsense anymore."
"What is nonsense? The slave family has worked hard to learn human knowledge."
"You just learned when you have nothing to do!?"
With a wave of his hand, he directly grabbed her cheek and withdrew vigorously.
The queen didn't mind at all, and said, "Humans are fun, at least they have a lot more culture than our Zerg."
"This...that's it..."
Long Bixian walked over, looking up and down the worm queen, the worm queen is currently dressed in a three-point style, with feet still on her feet.
Wearing high heels, don't know she's
It's not that I read too many magazines, why would I wear insect armor high heels and a three-point style to run around the street?
No, where did this thing come from?
Frowning slightly, he looked around subconsciously, and immediately saw a hole on the ground with a diameter of nearly
A huge hole of one meter, and now,
A worm was lying on the entrance of the hole, with only one head exposed. It seemed that it was some kind of worm that was specially used to burrow into the ground.
The body is like an earthworm, the body
It was soft, and the big head was lying there, seemingly waiting for the queen's next order, waiting.
At this time, Long Bixian was already somewhat immune to embarrassment. After all, he was already in his sixties or seventies, so it was impossible for him to be like
As shy as a child, at most
It means that the old man might think wretchedly in his heart, 'I'm taking advantage~' or something like that.
However, it still makes sense to judge people by their appearance, at least the old man has a decent face, and he doesn't look like
people who do that kind of thing, but the truth
Besides, who can tell?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help shaking my head, and looked at the earth-boring worm again, it seemed that I didn't intend to leave, besides, I'm right
The Zerg has no management ability either.
If this guy doesn't get the queen's next order, he will starve to death and stay here.
Thinking about it, I turned my head, wanting to ask the queen to send this worm away, preferably even she can send it away, but when I turned my head,
moment.
"Fuck! Old man, what the hell are you doing!!!"
Looking at Long Bixian with a dumbfounded face, who is very natural, and with a serious face, he is touching the worm... the swelling of his chest,
This scene, which is not suitable for children, turned out to be big
Happened during the day?
"Well, no heartbeat?"
Long Bixian was thinking while touching, of course, at this age, his desires are basically gone, and there are also
Without any tools, of course only
Let's solve the doubts in his heart first. For him, the Zerg is a very interesting existence, so he can't wait
Put your hand on the bump, of course the heart
There is no dirty mind in it.
But I didn't care about that, I rushed up in two steps, flew forward suddenly, and the big flying foot imprinted hard on the person who turned his head in surprise.
Long Bixian's face.
"Oh!"
"what!"
With a scream, Long Bixian flew upside down six or seven meters, and fell directly to the ground, covering his face in pain.
I fell to the ground and yelled!
"Old hooligan, are you crazy!? Ah!?"
Then he turned around and yelled at the Queen of Worms.
"You too, why do you let others touch you!?"
The queen looked at Long Bixian who was lying on the ground moaning in pain, and then looked back at me.
"Because this human being didn't show any malice towards the slave family, he just touched it twice... If Yuxuan likes it, you can
Can you touch it too? "
"..."
I... wipe.
I know the queen's common sense is poor, but it's a miracle that it's so bad.
I twitched the corner of my mouth and looked at the worm queen. It seems that I can't let this guy wander around in human society casually.
Really something happened, I regret it
Not in time.
Tsk!Isn't this a piece of dog skin plaster?
The corner of his mouth twitched speechlessly, no matter what, this guy can't let it go.
One day, if someone pissed off this queen, the human world would really be over, although now
The present human society has been related to me
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