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Lily Ling sighed: "So it's not that I don't want to be nice to her, but that I can't be nice to her, and it's not that I want to tear her open, but that she makes me have to tear her open, there's no way What about the matter?"

Ian smiled and said nothing because he didn't know what to say.

Because this guy Lily Ling couldn't help but smile happily when he was torturing Xie Shen Jiang, he didn't look helpless at all.

But he didn't say anything, and followed Lily Bell into the house. Lily Bell's place was not that big, with one bedroom, one living room, one bathroom and one kitchen. It was just an ordinary apartment. I didn't read much.

But when he passed the kitchen, he heard hehehe laughter, it was the laughter of the evil sauce who was cooking in the kitchen.

Then Ian stood behind her to see what she was laughing at.

Then she heard the voice of Evil God Sauce talking to herself: "Lily Ling found a boyfriend, and if she has a boyfriend, she will have sex with her boyfriend, so that there will be more openings, and then I can kill her." , hehehe!"

Ian glanced at Lily Bell who appeared by his side at some point, and silently mourned for the evil sauce.

"Ah! Lily Bell! When did you come?"

"What are you doing? Ahhh! Help!"

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

Ian couldn't bear to watch, and then he left the kitchen and sat down in the living room.

The screams of the evil sauce and the excited laughter of Lily Bell continued to be heard in the ear, and even blood spattered out, densely packed with mosaics everywhere. Fortunately, there were no police patrolling around here, and fortunately, the residents around I understand the situation very well, otherwise I would have called the police to catch the murderer, and he was still a perverted murderer.

After a while, Lily Ling wiped her hands and came out.

This guy is already very good at treating the evil sauce. No matter what the evil sauce looks like, no matter how much blood the evil sauce will splash out, it will not fall on her, so she washed her hands and walked out calmly.

"Where is the evil sauce." Ian looked towards the kitchen, and quickly looked away when he saw a large pile of mosaics.

Lily Bell said lightly: "Don't worry, the evil sauce's regeneration ability is very good, and it will recover soon. Don't worry about those mosaics, the evil sauce will fix it by itself!"

Then he yelled into the kitchen: "Cthulhu sauce, if dinner is not ready at meal time, you know the consequences."

Ian: "..."

This guy is a demon.

But he didn't say anything, because it was all found by the evil sauce himself.

……

The regenerative ability of Xie Shen Jiang is indeed very powerful. After a while, the sound of cooking and cooking came from the kitchen.

Evil God Sauce is also big-hearted, every time he is teased by Lily Bell, he keeps begging for mercy and saying that he will not dare next time, but every time the incident is over, he thinks about killing Lily Bell again, so this guy just refuses to change after repeated admonition , but even so, he has a principle, that is, food must never be wasted, and cooking will never be perfunctory.

So soon the delicious food was served.

The three of them sat together and ate, and then the evil sauce saw Ian and asked: "Lily Ling! Who is this man? Is it really your boyfriend? Lily Ling, who has never been a man, really found a boyfriend Yet?"

Lily Bell's expression remained unchanged: "Xie Shen Jiang, don't make me angry when eating."

The evil sauce snorted, and was still chattering there: "Lily Ling has never been a man, so this man is definitely here to deceive you, Lily Ling, after that, you will definitely be cheated of money and sex, then I will not Comfort you, when you are in despair, this is my chance, it’s not bad when you think about it like this, Lily Ling, you can get along with him well, when you are in despair, it’s time for me to kill you! Hahahahaha! !!"

Lily Bell glanced at Xie Shen Jiang blankly: "Xie Shen Jiang, shut up."

Xie Shen Jiang snorted again: "You can take this opportunity to be proud, Lily Bell."

Then she was directly picked up by Lily Bell: "Since the evil sauce doesn't want to eat, then don't eat it."

He picked up a knife and sliced ​​the tail of the evil sauce, and the person directly helped him on the chair, and then took out a fork to string up the tail of the evil sauce and raised a charcoal oven to roast it: "But if you don't let If the evil sauce eats, it will appear that I am too heartless, so if the evil sauce is hungry, eat these, I will bake them for you, and I will feed them to you myself."

"Don't! Help! Help! I don't want to eat my own tail! Help!!!"

The evil sauce screamed, and Lily Ling laughed: "Don't worry, evil sauce, it hasn't been baked yet, I will let you eat all of these things without any leftovers."

"Don't, ah, ah!" The evil sauce screamed again.

Then he quickly swung and begged for mercy, knocking the chair down on the ground: "I was wrong! I was wrong! Lily Bell! Forgive me! I won't dare again! Lily Bell! Don't do it! Ahh!!!"

"Don't worry, you are sure to eat these things today." Lily Ling still had a smile on her face.

Ian kept his eyes open, didn't look over there, and ate the dishes in front of him. Not to mention the craftsmanship of the evil sauce, these dishes taste really good. So Ian was too full to eat.

When he put down the bowls and chopsticks, he saw that Lily Ling was feeding Xie Shen Jiang to eat tail meat.

Lily Bell did exactly what she said, and she said that if she wanted the evil sauce to eat up the tail meat, she would have to finish it. Even if the evil sauce shut up and shook her head to kill her, she would feed it, and let the evil sauce have to swallow it. It's completely in the posture of punching a hole, laughing excitedly before feeding a mouthful of Lily Bell, she looks like she is completely enjoying it.

It was a totally demonic scene.

In the end, I really fed all the snake tail meat into the belly of the evil sauce, and let the evil sauce eat its own meat. In the end, the evil sauce lay there without love, the shackles on the body were broken, and the tail had regenerated Out.

However, this attitude only lasted for a while, and soon the evil sauce jumped up.

"Lily Ling, you really pissed me off today, kick me with the evil sauce!" He jumped up and kicked him with his tail.

Then Lily Ling reached out to catch the flying kick, picked up the knife next to him and chopped off the tail of the evil sauce, lighted it, and then baked it on the charcoal oven: "It seems that the evil sauce hasn't eaten yet." I'm full."

"Don't ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xie Shenjiang screamed again.

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Chapter 187 185. It's Not That Kind of Relationship! (Begging to subscribe at the fifth watch!)

"Although I've seen it in anime, I still can't get used to it after experiencing it in real life!" Ian shook his head.

Now he is sitting on a chair in his own house, thinking about what happened to Lily Bell, thinking of the evil sauce's own court of death and Lily Bell's various punishments for the evil sauce, anyway, it is always non-stop .

Then he was @'d, entered the chat group and found that it was Zhantu's message: "Ian, come to my side!"

Ian's eyes lit up when he saw the news, and he said, "Okay!"

Then he was teleported to Zhantu, where there are door warriors, and Zhantu waved to him when he saw him: "Come here quickly! I have created a stable time and space gate here!"

Ian hurried over, and then saw Zhantu holding a belt in his hand.

Zhantu pressed a button on the belt with his finger, and then a time-space gate appeared in the void in front of the belt, but this time-space gate was very small, only the size of a fist, and then Zhantu stretched out his hand towards the space-time door. I went in, then took out my hand directly, and then smiled at Ian: "It's a success!"

Ian nodded: "Is such a small thing useful?"

Zhantu smiled and said: "This is the best key. As long as we continue to increase the ability transmission, this space-time gate will become bigger and bigger, and it is not impossible for people to travel through the past in the end!"

Ian nodded and smiled: "That's it, Zhantu, you are indeed a genius!"

At this time, Men Yashi came over: "Has my ability been cracked just like that? How do you say this feeling? It's as if I'm not unique anymore. I feel empty in my heart!"

Ian shook his head and smiled: "You are still unique, because only you are called Men Yashi."

"It's true." Men Yashi smiled.

Then Ian asked Zhantu a look: "What kind of energy is energy? Can the belt bear it if it becomes bigger?"

Zhantu said: "Of course energy is space-time energy. I'm trying to convert other energies into space-time energy, and it's almost finished now. Otherwise, the space-time gate won't show up. As for the belt's endurance you said Don't worry, the belt's bearing capacity is beyond your imagination, because it can be continuously strengthened according to the characteristics of energy, otherwise, where do you think those strengthened armors come from? So don't worry!"

Ian nodded: "It seems to make sense."

Then I didn't bother Zhan Tuo, but went over to Monyashi and said: "Shi, I didn't see Manjo and Misora, aren't they here?"

Men Yashi shook his head: "They are at home, Zhan Tu didn't let them come over."

Then he paused and continued: "According to Zhantu's words, Wanzhang is an idiot, and it's useless. Misora ​​has no power to protect himself. After all, the experiment here is very dangerous!"

Ian nodded. He didn't forget that the last time the space-time gate collapsed and turned into a white ground within a thousand kilometers.

"Sir, aren't you going back?" Ian asked.

Monyashi smiled: "Although the world is peaceful, it feels good to participate in the experiment, so don't be busy!"

"You don't want Xia Mikan and Xiaoye Temple?" Ian asked again with a smile.

Men Yashi's face changed: "I don't want to!"

"That guy Xia Mikan is a violent maniac! Why would I miss that guy!" He muttered again with an unhappy face.

But he didn't mention the matter of Onodera. Obviously, Onodera did not leave traces in his heart, but this kind of thing is also very normal, because Onodera is a man and Xia Mikan is a woman, so it can leave an impression in his heart Of course, Xia Mikan, who is a girl, is no longer Onodera, and this guy, Monyashi, also has a different heart, obviously he has a good relationship with her.

But Ian just complained in his heart, and then said with a smile: "Then do whatever you want."

Men Yashi glanced at him, and suddenly asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Ian shook his head: "No."

"Is there anyone you like?" Men Yashi asked again.

Ian was silent for a moment this time, and then asked, "Does a two-dimensional wife count?"

Gate Yasushi: "..."

He understood, because this guy is a dead house.

But the dead house is also good, the mind of the dead house is very simple, it is better to be friends with such a person.

So in the end, Katoyashi smiled helplessly: "Although two-dimensional girls are cute, they are all illusory, so this kind of thing is impossible, you should focus on reality."

Ian shrugged: "But in my opinion, you are also a Two-dimensional person!"

Men Yashi froze for a moment: "Really?"

Ian nodded: "Yes, you are an existence in TV dramas on our side, an unreal existence, and there are also comics and novels circulated, so you are also a Two-dimensional person, even if you are not, you are also [-] Dimension!"

Gate Yasushi: "..."

Is that so?It turns out that I am also a paper person.

Then he remembered something and asked, "What about Zhantu? He's the same as me?"

"Same!" Ian nodded.

Mon Yashi also nodded, then looked at Ian and asked, "Then you want to find a girlfriend in this world?"

"No! There is no one I like here!" Ian shook his head quickly.

Men Yashi blinked and blinked: "Then you won't find a girlfriend? You said you like Two-dimensional, but now you come to Two-dimensional and don't find a girlfriend. Are you planning to die alone?"

Ian smiled: "I haven't thought about it that way, I just don't want to look here, there are many other worlds!"

Men Yashi nodded: "That's true!"