Dimensionality Reduction! Two-dimensional!

After all, it's pretty good to have the life you have now.

Of course, compared to this tall, rich and handsome guy in front of him, he still feels uncomfortable no matter what he thinks.

In front of him is a young man who looks like a prince. He has cool broken hair, outstanding appearance, fair skin, sunny smile and gentle tone. It can be seen that he has a good family background, and his expression and clothes are very elegant. It's called "The Button Prince"...

"It's Kaihara."

Liangyi greeted the dean's grandson cordially, and then chatted with several male teachers who went out together. The content was nothing more than troubles and experiences in teaching, and of course, there were all kinds of gossip.

"...Ah, that Shirai in my class, I heard that he stalked a girl in the second grade."

He was probably talking about Kuroko Shirai.

The young man said: "She, I know, although the homework handed in today is a bit perfunctory, but she looks like the kind of obedient girl."

"No, no, don't be fooled by her twin ponytails. She is a well-known pervert. I heard that something happened in the bathroom today, and I was criticized a lot..."

...It turned out to be such a person, how scary!

"There is also the post-marriage Guangzi who just transferred—God, she still wants to form a faction by herself, and she almost got into a fight with a few girls during the physical examination today..."

"After marriage, photons are all small troubles, and I am the most troublesome here, so I have never understood why the chairman tolerates a group of junior high school students to engage in a 'clique', although that is the fifth lv5, but no matter what Why is it just a child! What is this nonsense?"

Another homeroom teacher seemed to be covering his face and crying up to the sky: "They just rely on the prestige of the fifth place to make trouble almost every day! A few times they even clamored to find trouble with Misaka Mikoto..."

"Oh, you're talking about that 'Queen Shirai of Tokiwadai', the fifth Shokuhou Misaki..."

Liangyi, who is not yet familiar with what to say later, didn't care. When he heard the word "Queen Baisi", his eyes lit up...

Doesn't the queen give everyone the impression of leather clothes and black silk?

Queen White Silk?

Tsk tsk tsk, the foul is almost against the sky, I said!

After saying goodbye to a few unscrupulous uncles, Liangyi was going to a barbecue stand not far from the dormitory.

It's still early and there's still more than an hour left before "full school dismissal" when students aren't allowed to hang out outside, so it's nice to treat yourself, right?

Be sure to have an extra grilled eggplant today!

The boy who said this to himself loosened his neckline, the weather already in July made him a little unbearable.

So ah, beer is also a must!

From a distance, I saw the familiar pink dumpling in front of the barbecue stall.

"Yo, Teacher Xiaomeng!"

The young girl sitting on the small table turned her head and showed a round face: "I want sauce~~ I came so early today..."

If I had to say something, this guy in front of me is simply a treasure for lolicon lovers!

It is said that it is one of the seven incredible events in the academy city, that is, the imaginary mathematics area has successfully researched the technology of immortality...

Legal loli!

The height is only one hundred and thirty-five!

No matter how you look at it, you are a primary school student of about twelve years old!

Not only that, but the voice is sweet and cloying, just like the voice of a little girl before the development of secondary sexual characteristics...

The clothes are also mainly in cute pink colors, such as pink vests, pink dresses, and even the hair is pink!

The small face is round, and the big eyes are round. In terms of appearance, it is simply Lao Xu's favorite horse monkey shochu from another world...

"I thought you were making trouble for Touma again."

Liangyi wanted to sit next to her with ease, and shouted to the uncle at the barbecue stand: "First, two grilled eggplants, and a bottle of cold beer..."

Then he sat down and pulled the only chili powder box on the table in front of him.

Because the little guy opposite doesn't like spicy food.

"Shang is very serious today..."

The sweet ending reminded him of the desserts in Tokiwadai cafeteria.

So sweet!

Although Teacher Xiaomeng's living habits are very bad, although she smokes and drinks alcohol, and has no restraint, her appearance, voice and personality are sweet as hell!

"Fortunately, I'm not a lolicon!"

Liangyi muttered like this.

"I want sauce~~ What are you talking about?"

"Nothing, nothing."

Liangyi wanted to wave his hand, took the plate from the uncle, and ate it with great interest. The grilled eggplant was sprinkled with bright red chili powder, which made Yueyong Xiaomeng's mouth full of vain spiciness.

"It's like this every time I ask for sauce—uncle! Let's have a roast pork knuckle!"

"Hi!"

"One more beef back, bamboo shoot slices and sashimi!"

Two people, one tall and one short, sat together, eating barbecue leisurely, and occasionally held up a beer to touch one.

"This is life..."

The young man sighed with a low smile, "It's such a joyous life..."

There was an inexplicable sadness in the words, which made Teacher Xiaomeng frowned: "Is there any trouble?"

"no!"

The legal loli who is a little ghost has a wicked smile on her face: "Is it the trouble of being in love? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

With a cute mouth fetish, Teacher Xiaomeng clumsily wiped off the oil around her mouth with a napkin: "Hey, let me hear it, please?"

"...It's not really a problem, is it?"

Liangyi, who was usually gentle and calm, suddenly became a little dazed.

He has been confused about one thing recently.

In Tokiwadai, you often see Shirai Kuroko who used to only appear on the screen, and the super electromagnetic gun that lives in the belief of thousands of otaku...

This subtle feeling is very bad.

Because he suddenly couldn't tell which one was reality.

"Caught in the vortex of philosophical speculation about who am I, the smarter it is, the harder it is for people to get out."

Muttering to himself, he took another sip of the cold beer, and his spirits lifted: "What the hell!"

For the time being, he doesn't want to care about the war between science and magic, and he doesn't want to figure out Aleister's ultimate goal. He just wants to live his own life.

As for the characters in the anime that he liked very much before, and their fate trajectory, to be honest, he has almost forgotten it during that almost desperate period.

People still have to live for themselves.

not for others.

"Oh, Yao-chan suddenly figured it out!"

The young man rarely said a wisecrack, and blinked at Teacher Xiaomeng as if he was cute: "I don't have any worries for the time being! The ancients said that 'you must be happy when you are proud of life'. What do I want to do so much?"

"Is it love?"

The little girl showed an expression that I know very well, and she pointed with her chopsticks, as if pointing Jiangshan and scolding Fang Qiu: "That's right! Life is too short! So come and fall in love, young man!"

"No, I'm not tempted by your type, Mr. Xiaomeng!"

"It's too much, ask for sauce!"

Yueyong Xiaomeng was depressed for a moment, then laughed happily again: "Uncle, another piece of dried bamboo shoots!"

Liangyi toasted to her frequently, feeling that today's interest is very high, after all, it is a good thing to have a drinking buddy who can comfort and enlighten you.

This guy, don't look small, but she is the real genius.

Tsukiyong Komoe, Kamijou Touma's homeroom teacher, teaches chemistry.

Specializes in the research of ignition ability, and concentrates on the research on AIM diffusion force field, which has different opinions among scholars.

In addition, he is proficient in various disciplines and is an expert in psychology such as social psychology, environmental psychology, behavioral psychology, and traffic psychology.

This guy is simply perverted!

Compared with a pseudo-expert in theoretical physics like him who became a monk halfway through his life, Teacher Xiaomeng is a real genius no matter how you look at it.

"Yah! Teacher Huang Quanchuan and Teacher Iron Suit!"

Walking from that side were two women, one tall and one short, both members of the security team.

Huang Quanchuan Aiho has a very cheerful personality, with long black hair tied behind her head, she is probably in her twenties, and she never wears makeup and behaves rudely. She calls herself "the rudest woman in Japan"...

Ah, that's beside the point!

The point is, big breasts!

The four-eyed girl next to her is called Tie Zhuangzhuli, she is weak and natural...

The four people often meet at the barbecue stall here, so they are familiar with each other.

But Liangyi will often be molested by the so-called "big sister", just like now.

The rudest woman in Japan put a hand on his shoulder, her face was flushed, and she gave a wicked smile full of alcohol: "Brother, we will go to the bathhouse to take a bath later, do you want to go together?"

…………

He has no interest in the kind of place where it is easy to pick up soap!

So after eating and drinking, I waved goodbye to the three single women.

When I got home around eight o’clock, I went to a convenience store to buy a box of chewing gum on the way, and passed a short nun who was dressed very strangely.

"Where do the nuns come from the headquarters of this kind of technology... The church has become a warehouse, right?"

Talking some nonsensical words, Liangyi bought chewing gum and some daily necessities, returned home to cheer up and wash up, and finally couldn't stand the alcohol anymore and fell asleep.

"Ah, drinking or something, it's better to drink less..."

At an unknown time, he was suddenly awakened by the phone ringing.