Dimensionality Reduction! Two-dimensional!

Chapter 29 Chapter 26 Orange has not had an easy life these years

"I need to spread a piece of knowledge to you. If the urine of a male dog who stays up late and gets angry dries up on the paper, it will show a light yellow inside and a caramel yellow color on the outside."

The Taoist priest, who endured the pain of laughing, turned his head away, not looking at her obtrusive hat.

Jiuyuanji Youzhu continued to eat breakfast: "The male dog's urine... how do you know so clearly?"

Her sinister heart is actually: Have you ever tasted it?

But intuition, after asking such a question, I guess I will suffer.

"Cangqi Chengzi has a dog..."

"It's not her interest."

"Lonely/lonely women who are old and can't find a man like to keep dogs best, and they are big dogs."

Kuonji Youzhu had no expression on her face, but he easily read the meaning of "why" from her flawless white face.

"Hey, this involves a series of complicated issues, including ethics, biology, materials science...it's just too complicated."

Facing her slightly puzzled eyes, she nodded: "You can understand that it is a social phenomenon that premature menopause is caused by boredom and emptiness."

It wasn't that he was being careless, Aoqi Chengzi did have a dog.

It was a wolf dog—a wolf dog is a scornful name for that beast by Taoist priests. Perhaps it is more appropriate to call it a werewolf. It should be the last purebred werewolf in the world. A rare phenomenon of atavism appeared on it. It was discovered by accident in the forest, and it was named——

— Beowulf.

Originally, he wanted to choose an easy-to-remember name, for example—Rhubarb.

Beowulf, a very arrogant name. This is the name of the hero who killed the giant in mythology. The translated word means "bear".

This werewolf with an arrogant name and an even more arrogant personality was very bearish in front of Taoist priests at first, but now he is very cowardly.

Daoist schools, especially Zhengyi, have endless means to deal with demons and ghosts, such as illusion, spells, and various restrictions. As long as you are not a demon fairy, don't say it to harm people. Even escaping into the mountains and forests is an extravagant hope.

The priest put a golden ring around Beowulf's neck.

Then after teaching Cangqi Chengzi a mantra of reassurance, the little wolf dog was more affectionate to see him than to see a fleshy bone.

Speaking of this matter at this time, he suddenly had a thought.

I don't know if magicians among humans can replenish magic with fantasy species?

Think of the image of the old woman exchanging bodily fluids with a wolfhound...

So beautiful!

"Cheng Zi... is she doing well?"

Youzhu asked this question somewhat awkwardly, and they hadn't seen each other for a long time.

"Okay, why not?"

The Taoist priest suddenly beamed with joy: "Didn't she write you a letter, every time we went to a place, she would go out to make troubles and caused a lot of trouble, and then I was in charge of wiping—cough, I was in charge of clearing the place."

She seemed to be reminiscing: "The happiest time was in the Vatican, the headquarters of the Church of the Holy Church. She made a doll of the Pope, and then pasted some unsightly notes on it, and swaggered on the square."

Jiuyuan Temple became interested: "Then what happened to you?"

The Taoist spread his hands: "Then she was discovered, good guy. The cardinal dispatched several people that time. Bai Ji, who was tracking Luo A around the world, came to join in the fun for some reason..."

"Oh, Princess Bai, Alquite, I remember she has been sleeping in the Millennium City."

"It's a vampire anyway."

Speaking of Bai Ji, Liangyi had a toothache: "Her method of distorting illusion and reality is very difficult. It is completely the power of heaven, if not..."

Suddenly stopped, smiled and stopped talking.

Kuonji Youzhu hated this kind of people the most, leaving half of the storytelling was the most tantalizing.

She ate her breakfast slowly, bite by bite.

The Taoist agreed and picked up a cup of tea that he didn't know when to brew, and took a sip.

It's raining today, and the temperature is a bit low. Ms. Yuzhu Kuenji is going to steal half a day of leisure and stay at home for a day.

The three little ghosts just woke up, the weather is not good today, it is considered as a holiday for them to sleep in.

"Mr. Liangyi."

Kuonji Youzhu made a cup of black tea after eating.

She likes drinking black tea very much.

Two people who like to drink tea sit facing each other, and the atmosphere is quite harmonious.

But when Kuonji opened his mouth, the atmosphere was not right.

"Let's talk about rent again."

The Taoist took a look at her and asked strangely, "What do you want?"

Smart people and smart people talk with ease.

Because of him, there are three more children in the family, and a lot of troubles have been caused outside. If there is no accident, the mansion of Jiuyuan Temple House has been marked by the Church of the Holy Church and the Association of Magicians, just waiting for this Taoist priest to take pictures If you leave ass, you will come here to make trouble.

Although she was not afraid, she was uncomfortable after all.

That's right, these things are all related to him and the Canozaki family, and the witch who has nothing to do with the world is completely implicated.

Therefore, it is normal for her to raise conditions now.

Youzhu looked at him as if looking at a magic prop that interested her.

"If you have any conditions, feel free to ask. Xiaodao's net worth is quite rich. Of course, if you talk about money, Xiaodao can only go to the Tono house again..."

"I'm not short of money."

The witch shook her head: "I want to learn from your skill——"

Pointing to his sleeve: "It's that trembling..."

What the hell is shaking?

You go to the lady next door to learn from it!

The Taoist priest was so choked that he couldn't bring it up: "What you said should be the universe in your sleeve..."

"Well, it's amazing, how much can it hold?"

He glanced around: "It's almost like a western mansion to accommodate you."

Jiuyuanji, who was more interested, suddenly lit up his eyes: "Then learn this—"

"Don't even think about it!"

Master Liangyi looked stunned: "Where can I teach you the supernatural power that Naxumi is like a mustard seed?"

His face turned into a half-smile again: "Your Highness, your appetite is too big..."

Jiuyuan Temple was not annoyed, if he agreed so easily, there would be problems. This kind of space magic that seems ordinary but contains very complicated principles is indeed very precious.

However, this guy called Her Royal Highness, and it felt like he was talking to another person.

Is that the black Ji Jun?

"It's impossible to teach you what is in your sleeves, but I have some treasures that I don't use here. You can see if there are any suitable for you."

With a wave of his hand, several strange-looking objects appeared on the dining table.

And the corners of his mouth twitched quite painfully: "I can only choose one!"

Made entirely of gold, it is an exquisite pagoda that is golden and looks very good.

A black lacquered rope fell on the table and coiled several times, and there was a strange smell on it...

The last thing... A pile of glass beads played by children, all of them are blue and introverted, round and round, count carefully, there are twenty-four...

The girl likes to collect old things very much, and her eyes skip the pagoda, which is obviously a modern handicraft, and the marbles, which are children's toys at first glance.

His eyes stopped on the strange rope, and suddenly he looked at the green gourd on the waist of Master Liangyi.

The Taoist priest's expression changed slightly, he took a step back, and said in a cold tone, "Don't even think about it!"

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh——I have a lot of holes in my head recently.

... brain exchange?Good idea, but not for this reason. There are many fantastic ideas, but many of them are too ridiculous to bear to look at.

Chapter 32 Chapter 29 Mage must play close combat

There are many perverted people in the world, especially in this small place of Japan.

Lolicon, girl control, foot control, stockings control... etc., etc., have everything that one expects to find. From another aspect, it vividly interprets the diverse use of the word fun in Japanese local culture.

Because Cangqi Chengzi is the real old Siji, the real Liangyi who has been influenced by this aspect has thousands of gullies in his chest, countless spiritual flowers hidden in his belly, and his posture is very rich.

Therefore, when Asakami Fujino made this request, he didn't find it very strange.

The little girl lying on the bed was panting slightly, occasionally singing a very slight whisper, her little face covered with clouds had a smell of spring, and her legs were tightly clamped.

She was lying on the bed, and the Taoist carefully covered her with the quilt.

Then he walked out of the room calmly and gracefully.

— with a sigh of relief.

What is this thing!

He and Jiu Yuanji Youzhu, whose knuckles were clenched white, looked at each other innocently: "You heard it outside too."

The witch was expressionless: "I heard it clearly, and I didn't miss a single word."

His expression was even more innocent: "So you can't blame me, can you?"

Jiuyuan Temple nodded: "From the point of view of behavior, you are making her feel uncomfortable, but from the point of view of the result and motivation, she feels quite happy——so, I will not express any opinions, except——"

The Taoist flicked his sleeves: "Except for what?"