,
Sitting on his own seat, he turned around with a smile on his face and looked for Touma Kazusa.
"It's time to wake up, class is about to start"
"........."
Seeing Dongma Hesha who was still pretending to be asleep and ignoring him, Yi Lingyuan narrowed his eyes and smiled mischievously again.He lowered his head and blew hot air into Touma Hesha's ears.
Touma Kazusa's ears are sensitive, so it's impossible to pretend to be teased by someone so unscrupulous.
Seeing the obviously angry eyes of Dongma Hesha raised his head, Yi Lingyuan resorted to an effective trick: "-Excuse me? Can you tell me how much the shirt is ?"
"The price of the shirt is 9 pounds 15p" answered quickly without hesitation. Compared with the answer that took a long time to think about before, Touma Kazusa seemed to have learned to answer quickly this time.
"Dongma can already answer English listening comprehension? As expected of my student, your current level can already deceive teachers and exterminate ancestors!" Yi Lingyuan couldn't help but nodded, feeling more and more that his teaching was not in vain.
"Deceive the master and destroy the ancestors? Don't misinterpret idioms like this!" Dongma Hesha was already deeply speechless about Yi Lingyuan's idioms at this moment.
"Anyway, that's probably what it means." Yi Lingyuan decided that it's better to muddle through on this issue.
"Ask what is the subtle difference between MUST and HAVE TO?" Touma Kazusa, frowning again, began to think about this question.
Yi Lingyuan, on the other hand, turned around and started preparing for the class.Thanks to Neon's relaxed high school curriculum, Yi Lingyuan can have a lot of time to pass notes to Dongma and Sha to consider the course.
In the morning class, the exam papers that Yi Lingyuan invigilated before were finally handed out, and I had to complain about Teacher Nihong's slow work efficiency.
If this matter is left in the Celestial Dynasty, at most one day of rest will be given to you, and the group of experienced teachers will let you face the bloody reality immediately.In addition, the ensuing sorting out of wrong questions and reflections and summaries... are all tears!
The easy class passed in a blink of an eye. Fortunately, Mrs. Shibata, who was married, started working as a nanny again.
Yi Lingyuan, who has always been not impatient, looked at the crowd rushing towards the cafeteria and walked towards the cafeteria at his own pace.
“A BBQ Set”
"Another fried sweet potato and yogurt"
After ordering, Yi Lingyuan, who was about to carry the tray and walk towards his seat as usual, stopped decisively when he heard these familiar words.
"Huh? Nakano Yotsuba?" It wasn't the big stomach king Wuyue as I imagined, but the Nakano Yotsuba who was more silly than dumplings.
(I may have missed the Nakano linkage. The big stomach king may be a family inheritance. Even Yotsuba can eat like this.)
"Yo, classmate Yi Lingyuan!" The energetic Chao Yi Lingyuan greeted, as if she had a mind-reading ability, and said, "May's meal is not enough, so I'll help her order some food." "
Seeing Nakano Yotsuba put her hands behind her head and smiled silly, the two green knots moved like rabbit ears, Yi Lingyuan fell into deep thought again...
Sure enough, Nakano Wuyue is more able to eat alone!
"Then I'll go first." Nakano Yotsuba nodded to Nakano Yotsuba who was waiting for food, and left again, but the report card that was stuffed into the pocket of his clothes fell out.
Naturally, Nakano Yotsuba, who was waiting for the meal, picked it up curiously...
Chapter 38 Mentally Retarded River God
"Your food is ready." The polite cafeteria staff reminded Nakano Yotsuba who patronized Yi Lingyuan's report card.
"Oh, thanks"
Quickly stuffing the report card into his pocket, Nakano Yotsuba hopped up to Yi Lingyuan with the tray in his hand.
"Don't run around in the restaurant, Nakano-san" Yi Lingyuan reminded seeing Nakano Yotsuba catch up to her pace out of the corner of her eye.
"Hee hee, it's okay." She walked lightly, her two long green hair bands moved like rabbit ears, and Nakano Yotsuba obediently followed Yi Lingyuan's side.
"Then troublesome Nakano, can you tell me who ran into my arms in the corridor in the morning?" Yi Lingyuan complained while looking ahead.
"Hey, hey..... I didn't bring a familiar route when I first came here. After two days, I will never roll over at the corner again!"
Nakano Yotsuba, who did something wrong, didn't have the slightest remorse. Instead, he was holding the tray with both hands as if it were a car simulation, playing with various movements, and the artificial bgm of "catch the shrimp~~!" was issued from his mouth.
(I'm sorry Danzi, so you are not the stupidest compared to this Yotsuba, you have tried your best, I blamed you wrongly.)
Yi Lingyuan, who really couldn't stand it anymore, mercilessly hit this cute guy with a knife on the head.
"Watch people when you're carrying a plate, and watch where you step. It's not good if you knock people over or slip"
Yi Lingyuan came to this conclusion in the three years of high school cafeteria life in his previous life. Thinking of the scene where people from all walks of life rampaged in the cafeteria after class in Tianchao, even if he was as stable as Yi Lingyuan, he would not fail to overturn.
"I'm here"
Nakano Yotsuba pointed to Yi Lingyuan and realized that the other four Nakano sisters were also at the table for six people in front.
"Well, goodbye then." Seeing that Nakano Yotsuba found the organization, Yi Lingyuan also continued to move forward and prepare to have dinner at the place he often goes to.
The four girls who noticed Yi Lingyuan also looked sideways. After all, such a tall, straight and pleasing walking posture is indeed very unique among high school students at this age.
Nodding his head, let's just say hello to these quintuplets who had met once.
Nakano Yihua and Nakano Wuyue were sitting on the outside, and Yi Lingyuan could see Nakano Wuyue's lunch as he passed by.Seeing the side dishes piled up on the rice and the drinks and desserts on the plate, Yi Lingyuan showed a very subtle expression on his face.
(Looking carefully, it turns out that among the quintuplets, only Nakano Wuyue can eat like this)
"Mmm!~~Yi Lingyuan!"
Seeing that Nakano Wuyue suddenly became angry, Yi Lingyuan was a little puzzled, why did he get angry when he saw him without saying anything?
"I accidentally said what was in my heart, classmate Yi Lingyuan," Nakano Yihua jokingly put his face on his face with his legs crossed.
"Ugh?!"
Seeing Nakano Wuyue's hostility and the other superficial sisters Yi Lingyuan who wanted to see the excitement, she smiled embarrassingly.
"Well~ In fact, from the perspective of evolution, eating a lot is not a bad thing. In fact, creatures that eat a lot can often store more calories and survive in nature more easily. And look at bears, snakes, etc. Will it eat more and store more energy to hibernate?"
Yi Lingyuan cleverly began to fool Nakano Wuyue, ready to fool him.
"That is to say, people who eat a lot are actually just one step ahead of evolution."
In the end, the more he talked, the more Yi Lingyuan felt that it made sense, and he defined it.
"Ah, that's how it is!" Nakano Yotsuba, whose intelligence level was far lower than the other four, clenched his right hand and hammered the palm of his left hand, showing a sudden realization. This poor intelligence really made people feel heartbroken.
"Are you an idiot? Of course it's a lie."
Sure enough, the shrewd person who expressed doubts all at once seemed not easy to mess with - Nakano Nino, finished complaining to Nakano Yotsuba, and looked suspiciously at Yi Lingyuan.
Yi Lingyuan, who knew the truth of deception, naturally faced him calmly, his fake smile skill was activated, and his bright eyes met Nino Nakano's gaze calmly, without any sign of shrinking back.
On the contrary, it was Nakano Nino who couldn't hold back the captivating eyes, and shyly moved his face away: "Well... let's believe you."
"Then what about Sanjiu?" Nakano Kazuka said to Nakano Sanku with a smile.
"Yi Lingyuan is currently the number one...so...should be fine." It was still Gujing's expressionless expression and that gentle and flat voice.
After answering this question, Yi Lingyuan was a little disappointed that he stopped talking, but Nakano Yihua, who was easily aware of it, smiled.
"Um, is that so..." Seeing that everyone was persuaded by Yi Lingyuan, Nakano Wuyue also felt that what Yi Lingyuan said made sense.
"Yeah, that's right, that's it." Yi Lingyuan nodded vigorously: "That's right, the Nakano linkage is the result of natural selection no matter how much you eat."
"Then I should be forgiven for eating more."
It was as if the saints had seen Jesus, Tang Seng had seen the Buddha, and Nakano Wuyue, a foodie, had seen the gospel given by Yi Lingyuan, and he was so excited.
"Of course!" Yi Lingyuan responded with a very positive tone.
(Of course, don’t blame me if you get fat.)
After fooling around with these few people, Yi Lingyuan wanted to run away quickly, but Nakano Yihua grabbed the corner of his clothes.
"Hey, hey Yi Lingyuan-jun, anyway, why don't you sit down after standing for a while?" Nakano Kazuka suggested with a smile.
"Yeah! Good!"
"Clover, don't promise me so quickly!" Nakano Yotsuba Yi Lingyuan complained speechlessly when she saw that she was about to jump up from the chair happily.
"Yi Lingyuan just sit down~~ Anyway, everyone will agree."
"Sit together for the first time..." Yi Lingyuan was a little hesitant, had Tokyo been this cheerful these days?
"Yes." Nakano Sanjiu's calm voice attracted the eyes of several people. After all, no one thought that it was the silent Nakano Sanjiu who agreed first.
Looking at the eyes of the other four people, he explained slowly: "In addition to the time in the corridor, it was already twice...so...it's ok..."
"Oh...well...then I won't be polite." For some reason, Yi Lingyuan was also affected, and uncharacteristically, he took a seat next to Nakano Sanjiu.
"Excuse me..." Yi Lingyuan said to Nakano Sanjiu beside him.
"You're welcome..." Nakano Sanjiu beside him also calmly replied.
The two looked at each other, and then each ate their lunch in silence, but the four next to them looked at the two strangely, and Kazuka Nakano showed a matchmaker-like auntie smile.
"What's the matter with you?" Yi Lingyuan who didn't eat two bites asked these people.
"Hmm...it's nothing. Hey, Yi Lingyuansang, did you lose a 100 in this chapter or a zero in this chapter?"
Seeing Nakano Yotsuba's silly smiling face, Yi Lingyuan's cheeks twitched.
So where did this mentally retarded river god come from!
Chapter 39 Yi Sanjiu
The other four people, who were more or less concerned, turned their gazes over, either calmly or jokingly watching the next development.
Yi Lingyuan, who is familiar with the story of the river god, did not intend to accept this stalk.
"Ah, I don't know. His master must be very anxious to lose such a perfect full score report card." Yi Lingyuan pretended to open his eyes and talk nonsense.
"Yeah! That's right! Then, student Yi Lingyuan, let's make a choice!" The silly Nakano Yotsuba still hoped that Yi Lingyuan would be fooled.
"I'm not the owner of the paper, why should I choose?" Yi Lingyuan said innocently with wide-eyed eyes.
"Oh? Is that so?" Nakano Yotsuba hastily turned the report card and looked at it carefully, and was relieved when she saw the words [Yi Lingyuan] written on the name.
"It clearly has Yi Lingyuan's name written on it?"
"What does Yi Lingyuan's test paper have to do with me, Zero One?" Yi Lingyuan calmly met the doubtful eyes of the surrounding people, and retorted confidently.
"Uh..., that's it..." Nakano Yotsuba, who had been stunned by Yi Lingyuan's sophistry, took back the two report cards that she held out weakly.
On the contrary, the most astute Nakano Yihua's eyes lit up, thinking of something.
"Yi Lingyuan-jun, I just picked up a report card of Nakano Kazuka, please give it to her." Nakano Kazuka got up and handed his report card.
"??!!" Yi Lingyuan looked at Kazuka Nakano with a fake smile in doubt.
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