My Love Youth is Really Learned in Vain/my Spring Things Can't Be Learned in Vain

　"Hey Dong Ma, it hurts a lot"

　"Idiot, idiot, Yi Lingyuan!"

　"what?"

　Before Yi Lingyuan could react, Dong Ma and Sha ran out as if fleeing.

　Yi Lingyuan was left alone with a confused face.

　Unlike Dongma Hesha who was so shy that he skipped class and fled home, Yi Lingyuan was already in class when he arrived in the classroom.

　Going back to his seat and watching Hiratsuka Jing looking at himself with fierce eyes, after finishing writing on the blackboard, he wiped his hands with a handkerchief like a swordsman wiping his own sword, Yi Lingyuan felt that today he might have to confess This is it.

　(God, no matter which country you are from, please hurry up and find someone to accept her, otherwise I am too pitiful)

　Even though he was thinking like this in his heart, Yi Lingyuan still showed his standard smile to Hiratsuka Jing without losing the battle.

　No matter how you think about it, you will die faster!

　After school

　Yi Lingyuan, who came out of Hiratsuka Shizuka's teacher's office, rubbed his stomach. If it was an rpg game, his head would definitely show physical resistance +1, no, no, maybe +2, +3 is right

　Open the door of the ministry of service

　At the same time as yesterday, under the setting sun, the beautiful girl was reading alone in the classroom.If the group of people in the chat room saw it, they would definitely be able to draw a beautiful CG.Yi Lingyuan, who suddenly had the idea of ​​this day, suddenly wanted to paint in front of this perfect model right now.

　"Even if I feel a little mentally abnormal after receiving such words, I still came here on time today. Are you trembling?"

　"You really are so narcissistic about your charm, Yukinoshita"

　"It's self-confidence. After all, it's true that I'm cute, isn't it?"

　"Even if that's the case, there's no need for me to come here to be poisoned by your tongue."

　"Stalker? Moron?"

　"Why is it based on the premise that I have a crush on you?" Ling Yuan had a headache for hp-1, "Besides, how can there be such a handsome idiot? As long as I hook my hands, girls will fall in love with me."

　"That's scum"

　"What do you mean by your eyes looking at non-recyclable garbage? I haven't been in a relationship yet."

　"I'm not interested in whether you've ever been in a relationship, Mr. Scumbag"

　This person is saved, I'd better go back to work early

Chapter 9 The Taste of Death

　dong dong dong~~~

　"excuse me"

　Then what caught Yi Lingyuan's eyes was that ball of pink, shoulder-length wavy brown hair flickering with the cautious movements of the visitors, and for some reason, Yi Lingyuan was always attracted by that ball , moving his gaze following the shaking of the two dumplings.But the girl who hadn't noticed the closed door in front of her also lowered her head shyly because of this undisguised gaze.

　"Student Yi Lingyuan, please put away your obscene gaze." Bingshan next to him rudely interrupted Yi Lingyuan's gaze.

　Yi Lingyuan, who noticed the shy look of the pink hair dumpling in front of him, quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

　"No,,, I don't care." Because of Yi Lingyuan's apology, Yuihama Yui's tone was more excited than before, and her voice rose involuntarily.

　In order to hide his embarrassment, Yi Lingyuan pulled away the chair in front of the long table, "Anyway, please sit down first."

　"Thank you"

　The group of girls sat on the chair and leaned forward, with their hands on both sides of the stool, and their fingers clasped the edge of the chair, looking nervous.

　"It's Yui Hihama-san, right?"

　"Hey, you, do you know my name?"

　The original uneasy look was quickly replaced by joy and cheerfulness, it seems that being able to call this guy by name can suddenly step from the unfamiliar area to the familiar area.

　"It's better to say that she can be called by the names of all the students in the school."

　"Hey?!"

　Yuigahama Yui looked at Yukinoshita Yukino with an unbelievable look, probably because he didn't believe that there would be such a person in the world.

　"Although Yi Lingyuan is a scum in heat, her judgment is still at a normal level."

　"Rest? Why did I add another modifier besides scum? It's still derogatory."

　"Isn't it estrus to stare at that unrestrained hue when you see a cute girl?"

　"Hey, the masked man is this kind of person"

　"That's not true, I just care more about that cute hairstyle. By the way, don't give people nicknames casually! Tuanzi!!!"

　"Because Yi, no matter who he talks to, always wears a fake smile as if wearing a mask." Yuigahama Yui quickly explained.Then he looked down at his chest and argued blushingly, "Besides, it's too much for Yi Lingyuan to give someone such a nickname."

　Following Yuigahama Yui's eyes, Yi Lingyuan understood something from the red ribbon on the neck down to the girl's chest.

　"Sure enough, let's call the police, Yiren scum can't be reformed anymore," Yukinoshita Yukino took out her phone and pressed the button without hesitation.

　"Don't convict people casually, I'm only 17 years old and I don't want to feel social death." Yi Lingyuan unceremoniously took Yukinoshita's cell phone and put it on the table.

　Then he looked at Yuigahama Yui, "The dumpling I'm talking about is your hair, it's your hair!"

　"Hey?!" Yuigahama Yui foolishly reached out to touch her tied-up hairstyle, and found that her face was flushed when she wanted to miss it.

　After finally explaining clearly, Yi Lingyuan leaned on the back of the chair and breathed a sigh of relief.

　"So Yuigahama-san, what is your commission?" Yukinoshita asked with that unique voice after the farce.

　Yuigahama Yui, who was originally adapted to the environment here, lowered his head again, showing an embarrassed look

　"Cookies"

　"Cookie?" x2

　"According to common sense, you should ask your friends and girlfriends for help in this kind of thing."

　"Woo,,, because I don't want them to know,,, because I want to,,,,," the voice gradually lowered, and Xuexia and Yi Lingyuan didn't pay much attention to it.

　. . .

　. . . . .

　Home Economics

　Having said that, Yi Lingyuan's current cheats do not include such things as [cooking proficiency].

　"Actually, I don't seem to be very good at cooking"

　"I don't have any hope for you, you just need to watch and try it"

　The so-called knowledgeable person is a hero.Yi Lingyuan obediently moved a small stool and sat on it, watching Xueshita and handing it over to Bibin Yui.

　"Yuhihama-san, your knot is crooked." Yukinoshita Yukino gently helped Yuigahama Yui to tidy up her apron.

　Hearing this sentence, for some reason, Yi Lingyuan suddenly popped out a sentence, "Your Q can be crooked!"

　Expelling this inexplicable words from his mind, Yi Lingyuan saw Yukinoshita gently helping Yuihama Yui tie the apron, and then associated with Yukinoshita's attitude towards boys and himself.A bold idea popped up in my heart: this guy won't be interested in girls, right?

　Tangerine gas, orange potential turmoil......

　"Hello, Xiaoyi"

　"Here, call me?" Yi Lingyuan who was on the side was suddenly called and looked at Yuihama Yui who was wearing an apron in confusion.

　"You, what do you think of girls at home?"

　"Hmm~ Personally, I don't hate it, it's better to say I like it."

　"That's it"

　Yuigahama Yui turned around with a reassuring smile.

　"I'm going to work hard!"

　Yi Lingyuan once again turned his attention to the previous "four-character idiom".

　The big orange is not good, the orange is set.....

　. . .

　. . . .

　"So, I'm actually here to test the poison, right?"

　If it wasn't for seeing Yukinoshita's expression [How could this be?How did she do it? .jpg] expression.Yi Lingyuan even suspected that the two wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to poison him to death together.

　But if you think about it carefully, it is really powerful enough to turn Yukinoshita into such a pink ball.Um~, in various senses! ,

　"Organic matter generally has a carbon chain as the skeleton. Maybe the carbon is attached to the surface after the high temperature destroys the structure. That's why this thing looks like charcoal."

　Yi Lingyuan tried to use all the knowledge he knew to tell himself that the black charcoal-like thing in front of him was an edible cookie.

　Yi Lingyuan put the charcoal into his mouth as the two watched the soldiers rushing to the battlefield.

　A smell beyond what human language can describe spreads out, accompanied by a dry and hard taste that makes Yi Lingyuan feel dizzy, and seems to vaguely see a girl with black hair and red eyes in a kimono standing next to her. Looking at himself on the canoe.

　"Death~death~" Yi Lingyuan seemed to hear a green-skinned monster holding a lantern whispering slowly to him

　After desperately drinking water and barely swallowing it down, Yi Lingyuan's tongue could clearly feel the material put by Yuihama Yui.

　Yi Lingyuan's face turned pale as the taste surged up again.

　"Eggs are mixed with eggshells, the flour is not stirred at all, the cream is not blended, and there is a lot of salt. Did you import the whole bottle of vanilla extract!"

　"Hey hey~~" Yuigahama Yui lowered her head with an embarrassed smile as if she knew she had done something wrong.However, Yi Lingyuan felt a little familiar, as if the dog named Sabre that he met during the morning exercise that day also had a similar flattering smile on him.In this way, the owner and pet are really alike!

　Yi Lingyuan touched his chin in thought, could it be that this is the so-called "dog preying on others"

　Don't use idioms indiscriminately for me, fall!

Chapter 10 On the Universality and Particularity of Contradiction

　"Then let's discuss how to solve these problems." Yi Lingyuan rarely saw distressed and confused expressions on Yukino's face.I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, if this guy is a soft girl, I will definitely bully her until she can't cry. (Here is the introduction of Mr. Zhu Shenghao's classic quotations)

　"Mr. Yi Lingyuan, do you have any way to solve this problem?" Sensing Yi Lingyuan's gaze, Yukinoshita turned his head and asked.

　"Since this problem cannot be solved, we only need to get rid of the person who raised this problem. Then this problem will not exist anymore." Yi Lingyuan looked at Fenmao Tuanzi with malicious intentions.

　"Eh? Ehhhhhhh~" Yuigahama Yui, who reacted, jumped back a small step like a frightened little animal.

　"Xiao Yi, it's too much." Yubihama Yui looked aggrievedly at Yi Lingyuan who said such words with tearful eyes.