I, Shi Yu, elegant and easy-going Author: Salted Fish No. 3

"That...my hat...can you give it back to me, please?"

"You give me a paw!"

PS: Become a hundred harem, bad breath is not everything, more is the daily life of youth.

Chapter 1 Chapter 1: The real "cute girl"

"Nima's, you handed over your flash to me."

Seeing the blind monk with the ID of clearlove fleeing quickly in front of him, the boy who was broadcasting the broadcast shouted.

Then quickly keep up with the flash set and take it away.

"Never die?" Standing on the blind monk's corpse, the young man knocked out such a sentence among everyone.

"You say one more thing, your number is gone, do you believe it?"

"Xin Xin Xin, I believe you are a hammer letter, are you quite easy to believe?" He sneered, not to mention whether the person on the other side has the ability to lose his account. It's gone.

[Your account has been permanently suspended. 】

【Your live broadcast room has been permanently blocked. 】

"I see through?"

The teenager looked at the reminder that suddenly popped up in front of him and cursed.

"Fuck, don't broadcast it, broadcast it with a hammer."

A jio kicked the power cord and tried to unplug the power cord and shut down directly.

The number is gone, still playing the hammer game?Play the hammer?

Then a flash of lightning flashed, young man, pawn.

…………

"I understand, what's the situation?" Looking at the ceiling that was obviously not her own home, the girl expressed that her brain was a little painful.

Wait, my own voice...why is it a female voice?

Could it be that?

As if thinking of some bad possibility, the girl got up from the bed and looked at her current appearance.

With a well-proportioned figure and only a set of white pajamas and black pantyhose all over her body, the girl almost had a nosebleed.

However, after thinking that it was herself, the girl forcibly held back her nosebleed and put her hand on her chest, which was above the standard size.

"It's so soft, it shouldn't be long."

Then the girl came to such a conclusion.

"Fuck, is this the time to think about this? Lord, is this time-traveling?" Thinking of this, the girl quickly ran to the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the room and took a complete look at her current appearance.

This time she couldn't hold back the nosebleed.

"In the past, those dog fans wished that the lord died, but now the nephew is actually dead." While pressing softly, the girl also searched around the room, trying to figure out who she was now.

Soon she found a small notebook with the words "Toyozaki College Student ID" written in Japanese.

And the girl was also surprised to find that she could read Japanese... presumably this is the legendary time-travel welfare?

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu? Why is this name familiar?" Without thinking too much about the Japanese question, the girl opened the student ID card and saw the name inside.

However, the girl who had never watched anime before had time to figure out who the name was. The photo on her student ID caught her attention.

"The photo is also Sima's face, I'm a Buddha."

Even though she looks so good-looking, she has to keep a straight face, and the girl who hates the word "Sima face" the most can't help but say it.

Fortunately, the girl finally figured out her current identity.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu, female, seventeen years old, Japanese, currently studying at Toyonozaki College in Tokyo, in addition to writing a romance novel that is barely a bestseller.

Therefore, she is still rich, and now she lives alone, and this is the apartment she rented.

"I know, I actually turned into a Japanese." After figuring out his current situation, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu also muttered to himself viciously, and then walked to the bookshelf and took out the book titled "Love Metronome" novel.

Although Shiyu of Kasumigaoka didn't like to read novels before, she wrote it "by herself" anyway, so she should read it.

"What hammer thing did you write? Is this woman a cerebral palsy writer?" After reading the first volume, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn't bother to pick up the second one.

"It's true brother's novel. Why don't you read Dou Qi Hua?"

Just when Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu was thinking about how to go over the wall to read Chinese online novels, her cell phone suddenly rang.

"Who?"

Although the caller was marked on the phone as Machida Yuanko, Kasumigaoka Shiyu asked out of anger.

How does she know who Machida Yuanzi is?

"Don't play stupid with me here? When will the last volume of the love metronome be finished? It's been half a month since the deadline."

Well, after hearing this sentence on the phone, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu finally understood that this person should be his editor, and now he is here to urge the manuscript.

"Write, write with a hammer, don't write anymore."

After saying this, Shiyu of Kasumigaoka did a wave of hanging up and blocking without hesitation.

Let her write that kind of cerebral palsy novel?She has no cerebral congestion.

As for how to maintain their own consumption without writing novels?

Just keep going live?With her current appearance and several years of live broadcast experience, is she worried that she can't make money?

Thinking of this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu also turned on his computer.

"Early April... Well, school shouldn't start in Japan yet." Seeing the time displayed on the computer, Kasumigaoka Shiyu also muttered to himself.

Thanks to her being called Japanese by dog ​​fans when she was broadcasting live before, she still has a little understanding of Japanese culture.

It's still spring break in Japan, and the start of school will be two weeks away.

The live broadcast can be arranged.

Thinking of this, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu directly flipped his computer and opened a webpage called "Dou Dai TV".

She doesn't plan to broadcast live on Japan's oily turtle. With her current appearance, of course, she is going to fight with those female anchors who have gone to Bangzi country for plastic surgery on Dou Dai TV.

And what if my classmates here see that I am live streaming?She doesn't want to be a star.

After registering the account skillfully, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu did not intend to start the live broadcast in a hurry, but first went to the wardrobe to find a decent dress to put on, then downloaded a League of Legends national uniform, and finally opened it. Camera and live room.

Does she want to live stream in underwear without changing clothes?It is estimated that you don't need others to engage in yourself, and the live broadcast room will be permanently blocked in ten minutes at most.

"The live room number 6324 is okay..." After changing the name of the live room to "Japanese cute girl teaches you to play LOL", Kasumigaoka Shiyu also muttered to himself a little speechless.

Why is this number so familiar?

"Forget it, these 8 are important, let's watch it first."

He muttered to himself again, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu opened the game and officially started the live broadcast.

【crooked?The presenter is there?Japanese?Can you understand Chinese? 】

Probably the reason why the cover of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's release is still good-looking, and soon the audience came in in the live broadcast room.

"I wonder if someone like you has cerebral congestion? Didn't you see that I was driving the national uniform? If you don't understand Chinese, I will beat your horse's national uniform."

Without thinking about it, Shiyu Kasugaoka, who was registering the Penguin, said it out of habit.

[A taste of Xinjin dialect, the anchor is really Japanese? 】

"It's really a hape of Nima. Do you understand when my mother speaks Japanese? If you don't know how to post a barrage, don't post it."

[Niu Beer, the real "cute girl" anchor, has followed. 】

PS: cough, new book, take a buddy to spray

Section 2 Chapter 2: Model worker editors come to the door with a knife

"Okay, just broadcast LOL casually for the first time." Too lazy to care about this group of viewers, Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who had already registered an account, just started the game.

[The new account of the national service, the anchor is too showy, other anchors abuse vegetables most to go to the bronze game, this is the first time to see the anchor of the novice game. 】

"It's about Nima's hammer, I only have this number, I like to watch it, but I don't want to." For the audience, Shiyu Kasumigaoka, who was always attacked by the audience during live broadcasts, was obviously not polite at all.

As for whether this will scold the audience away?Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is not worried about this problem at all, just based on her appearance, is there still a lack of tengu?

"Thank you for the plane sent by time like a deep sea."

Look, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu just thought of this, someone sent a gift, and naturally, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's original face also showed a smile.

[I fo, Sichuan Opera has changed its face?Do Japanese people still do this? 】

"It's none of your business, the hammer, 8 said, the game has started." He replied casually, and Shiyu of Kasumigaoka also determined a free Yasuo for himself on the hero selection interface.

And what's next... Naturally, it's Shiyu's performance time. Although she doesn't play well in the game, she still has no problem in abusing vegetables in the novice game of the national server.

Although she also sprayed a passerby on her side to quit the game.

[Primary school players minus one, thank the anchor for his contribution to purifying the game environment. 】

At the end of the game of Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, she was surprised to find that the screen was full of this barrage.

When did you have so many people in your live broadcast room?

Thinking of this, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu also went out and looked at the webpage, and then she realized that her live broadcast room had unknowingly had more than [-] people.

You know this is her first live broadcast, okay?

It looks good looking and has a huge advantage.

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