Love Comes After Learning

"...Accidentally added too much soy sauce, it's a bit salty."

As if talking about the chemical theorem of acid-base neutralization, Sanjiu explained it lightly, but her expression became more and more gloomy and depressed. It seemed that she also knew that what she made was more like a chemical weapon than cooking.

"..." Asada choked speechlessly, then turned to Guqiao, the corners of his mouth twitching slightly, "... Guqiao, is this your confident dish?"

She looks homely and virtuous, but what she serves is fried fish that seems to be issued with obscure characters from ancient times and whispers a mantra that makes people frantic and ecstatic.

It should be fried fish, not something summoned instinctively by the Snail City Sect.

"Hmm..." Looking at him, Gu Qiao suddenly sniffled, with tears welling up in his eyes, and squatted down covering his face, crying loudly.

"Ahhhhhh~ I'm so sorry! The little girl is so useless, she has never cooked except for home economics, but she thinks that she can make things just by following the recipes, and she shows such embarrassing self-confidence It looks like I, who underestimate the culinary world, are stupider than a donkey! Worse than a paramecium!

Enough is enough, let me burn my body with flames, and vent all my anger and roar on me who is a mere incompetent person!The world only needs the ashes of Fumino Guqiao! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh—"

"Stop, stop, why do you even remember Cthulhu's sacrificial spell so clearly!"

Stopping her frenzied behavior from crying, Asada sighed deeply, with the same helpless expression as the author whose posts and comments were suddenly shut down.

Is this torturing me more than anyone else?If this is the case, the two of you are indistinguishable, and you are rivals at chess...

There is still a violent storm outside the house, and there are occasional roars, but at this moment, Asada would rather go out and be hit by the wind and rain than watch the two girls feel sad for their failure, which caused him great psychological pressure.

He glanced at the two dishes on the table, scratched his hair, and stood up.

"Forget it, tidy up the kitchen, I'll do it."

At this time, if you say to cook instant noodles to eat, it will probably intensify the injury, and let the two people's noodle soup mix with the bitterness and saltiness of tears, it is better not to do this.

Having experienced it once, Asada already knew how to deal with this situation—it was just a little troublesome.

"Who will give me an apron?"

There are only two aprons in his house, and now they are both close to the graceful figures of the girls - Guqiao has a thinner waist, while Sanjiu has a larger chest, and the design of the aprons highlights these bright spots.

"Asada-kun really knows how to cook..."

"Accident……"

The two girls got out of their sad state, and after being surprised, they obediently took off their aprons and handed them to him together.

"..."

The girls looked at each other, their eyes fixed, and their hands stretched forward, as if they regarded this as the second war.

Asada took both of them angrily, put them on at the same time, raised his chin behind him, and said coldly.

"What are you arguing for? Hurry up and clean up the kitchen! From now on, you are my assistants, watch and learn!"

"Oh……"

Under his serious and cold eyes, the two returned to the kitchen listlessly and began to clean up the mess

Chapter 24 Women's power and condoms and bathing

Asada Shinichi's cooking skills are not that good, and he is far from the level of radiance and medicine.

At best, he made omelets, ginger pork and hamburger steaks, and cooked a pot of rice to match them. Compared with Er Nao, who was already ready to apply for a job as a chef, not only the types, but also the taste were far different.

But at least it's not unpalatable, the color, aroma and flavor are all at the standard level, and there are no strange snacks added.

Asada's hands-on ability has always been poor, and even these home-cooked dishes were when he learned all the knowledge crazily in the past, and asked his mother to teach him, and it took a long time to finally acquire it; After cooking, the craftsmanship inevitably deteriorates.

For example, in this ginger-roasted pork dish, the pork slices are not processed perfectly, maybe you can marinate them with honey first...

While eating and judging the fruits of his labor, Asada suddenly stopped his chopsticks and looked at the two girls who were eating with their mouths puckered.

"What's the matter..." he said helplessly.

Guqiao Wennai heaved a long sigh, his words were full of disappointment that paled in comparison.

"Asada-kun's femininity is so high..."

Sanjiu lowered her head, almost buried in her chest, her voice was low.

"Defeat...after Shinichi, she will be a good bride..."

angry.

Asada twitched, and flicked Sanjiu's forehead forcefully, making her cover the place where she was slapped, curled up and leaned against Fuminai.

"Fumino, Shinichi bullied me..."

Fumino Guqiao slapped his chopsticks, raised his hand in front of her in a dignified manner, like a hen guarding its chicks, and stared angrily at Asada opposite.

"Don't be afraid! Even if our female strength is not as high as his, it doesn't mean that we will be like Cinderella being bullied by his stepmother, shivering under his lust—ah!"

Before he finished speaking, Fumino Furuhashi also retreated with tears in his eyes under Asada's fingers.

"Eat when you eat, don't tell me those nonsense!" Asada snorted coldly, his eyes sharp, "For fairy tales, at least give me a comparison with King Shanluyal or Blue Beard, I don't like people teasing my gender! "

"That's what you care about..."

Sanjiu may not know it, but Guqiao remembers that Shanruyal was a cruel king who was said to have married many wives and killed them the next morning, and Bluebeard also married several wives and killed them all The perverted nobleman in the basement...

Guqiao Fumin was shocked and frightened by this.

Wow, did Asada-kun actually want to be this kind of person in his heart?It's really terrible, I guess I'll be the kind of scum who will be violent to his wife when he's drunk...

Well, in order to protect Xiao Lizhu and Sanjiu, it seems that I can only feed the tiger with my body and become the queen who tells a thousand and one stories, so as not to let other girls continue to suffer!

——Asada Shinichi looked at Fumino inexplicably after being hit on the forehead, pondered for a while, trembled for a while, and then nodded firmly with the brilliance of humanity, which felt like a split personality.

This guy, he must have been fooled by him, right?

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After the meal, Fumino Furuhashi and Miku Nakano cooperated again and completed a very important task together - throwing the dishes into the dishwasher.

It seems that there is an additional enemy in female strength (Asada), or they are both kitchen destroyers, and this creates a sense of sympathy and identity.

The relationship between the two of them suddenly became very good. When Asada was drinking tea and reading the newspaper on the sofa, he could hear their cheerful voices chatting while wiping the table, just like a pair of good sisters.

After finishing the work downstairs, Asada turned off the light in the living room, took them to the parents' bedroom, and dug out the clothes that her mother didn't use in the past to use as pajamas for tonight.

Of course, it would be embarrassing for the boys to be present, so after moving out the boxes of old clothes, Asada withdrew and took advantage of this time to help them tidy up the guest room.

While picking clothes, Sanjiu suddenly asked Wen Nai in a low voice.

"Even if you have pajamas...what about underwear?"

She usually doesn't wear underwear to sleep, at most she wears a pair of underwear. Anyway, there are girls in the family, so no one cares.

But now, she is in the home of the boy she likes, if he sees her without underwear, what's more, it is regarded as a hint of seduction...

Sanjiu was ashamed to imagine what the consequences would be, since she didn't dare to really do it anyway.

"..." Fumino Guqiao was about to answer, when he looked at the fullness of Sanjiu's chest, he suddenly fell silent, and his eyes gradually turned gray.

"Yeah, indeed." She twitched the corners of her mouth and smiled vacantly, her eyes unfocused.

"I don't have this kind of trouble at all, so I didn't expect it...but Sanjiu is different. If you don't wear it inside, it's easy to wear it. You can immediately see that the melon is not in a bag. This is amazing. That’s amazing! Shake, shake, shake, shake... Wow, Asada-kun is getting dizzy~”

"Wen, Wen Nai?" Sanjiu looked at her broken body in astonishment, covering her chest with both hands, inexplicably feeling that she would be ripped off in the next moment.

"Hehehehe..." Guqiao Wennai grinned miserably, halfway through the smile, a small box suddenly fell out of the pile of clothes.

The two were stunned at the same time, and when they took a closer look, it was a square box with the size of a palm, a purple outer packaging, and the English letters "Dure●" written on it.

Sanjiu was full of doubts, and when she was about to pick it up to read, Wen Naixun reached out and snatched it away, stuffed it back into the deep pile of clothes, and smiled gently at Sanjiu as if nothing had happened.

"As for the underwear, it should be washed and dried before going to bed, and then put it in the room and wait for it to be worn tomorrow morning. Before that, we should wear more clothes or cover it with a coat? And we two girls sleep together, sleep You don’t have to worry about the vacuum anytime.”

"That's it..." Sanjiu nodded, and then asked with puzzled eyes, "Wen Nai, why is your face so red? What was that little box just now?"

"This..." Guqiao Fumino's smile almost couldn't be maintained, and he moved his eyes around in a panic, and his ears turned deeply red, "No, don't worry about it! Sanjiu will know when she grows up, don't worry about that , let's continue looking for clothes!"

When she was trying to perfunctory the past, Sanjiu had already taken out her mobile phone, giving full play to the qualities of a child in the [-]st century—asking an ancient song about something, directly looking up the row of English words she just saw.

Wen Nai didn't have time to stop her, so she could only smile wryly as she stared at the screen in a daze for a few seconds, then the phone dropped powerlessly, her blood-red head was buried deeply in her knees, and a dull voice sounded like a mournful moan.

"It turned out to be... a condom..."

"Don't say it..."

In the world of adults, just a small box had a psychological impact on them in their [-]s and [-]s.

The two innocent girls who were so ashamed were silent for a while, and then continued to search for suitable clothes, while discussing knowledge about condoms in a low voice.

Whether it's a boy or a girl, this is called puberty...

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After finishing tidying up the guest room and helping them prepare towels, hair dryers and other things, Asada waited outside for a while, only to see the two of them coming from the room with their clothes in their arms.

"You guys have been picking for too long..." He was about to complain, but he saw the two girls turned their heads at the same time, their fair skin was glowing with bright red, their knees rubbed unconsciously, their expressions were a little awkward and they didn't dare To see him.

"???"

Asada tilted her head, question marks all over her face.

What do you mean by that look of flipping through the little porn book I hid?

Or are the high-spirited parents hiding something they shouldn't show their kids? !

But they didn't say anything, and Asada was too embarrassed to ask directly, so he could only act as if he didn't see it, and began to arrange for them to take a bath.

"Whether you want to wash together or separately, anyway, let me drain the water after you take a shower. I won't take a bath today. You can use the water and bathing utensils as you like. I will put the towels in the changing room and change them out." Put your clothes in the basket, and the washing machine and dryer are all over there, and you can discuss how to deal with it later.”

After explaining all the troubles they might encounter in an orderly manner, Asada shrugged: "Is there any question? Asada B&B will do its best to provide you with the most comfortable accommodation service."

"No..." The two shook their heads in admiration, as if they had stayed in a youth hotel with excellent service.

"Then you guys discuss how to wash. I'm going back to my room. Call me after washing."

As he said this, he was about to turn around, but he heard Guqiao Wennai's extremely firm and authentic words.

"Of course they are washed separately!"

As if she would die if she didn't do this, she clenched her fists with grief and indignation, and every word was full of blood and tears.

"Taking a bath is a joyful thing. Don't let the contrast of breast size ruin this golden experience——!"

The other two couldn't help but looked at each other.

Sanjiu: "...well, should I say sorry?"

Asada: "Don't do it, she will be sadder."