I Became an Anonymous Boss

"Hmm..." Shirataki avoided the topic.

He didn't do it on purpose, it's just a matter of habit. When relatives reach a certain age, they will subconsciously talk about each other's life-long affairs.

It's not really malicious, but purely teasing. Seeing the other party's stubborn expression of "I don't want to, I'm free, you care about me" will cause a huge and unstoppable sense of pleasure in my heart.

This even applies to single people... It's really normal for a group of young singles to tease two old singles.

Shirataki was actually a little proud of this and the corners of his mouth turned up.

My aunt has no boyfriend at this age, and she is only in her early twenties, so she may be greeted by a hatchet.

Sure enough, people's physiques cannot be generalized. Aunt Bai Lian did not inherit the blood of the Bai family.

Even if it's the same coffin, widow and quintile, no matter how you look at it, the latter is better...

Right?

"I probably won't be able to go back." Shirataki said casually while sitting on the computer chair.

"Do you have something to do?" Bai Lian asked strangely, "What can you do? Is there any exhibition in Shanghai recently?"

"It's been a long time since I graduated from Two-dimensional."

"Can Two-dimensional still graduate? I gave you a belt on your birthday the year before last, which kept you entertained for more than half a month."

"Then I realized that it was a counterfeit product produced by a domestic manufacturer. What I want is Mr. E's decency belt!" After roaring, Shirataki realized that he had overreacted, and changed the subject: "Anyway, I'm busy..."

"Busy studying?"

"Well, learning is a student's nature, I need to study hard, otherwise how can I become a useful person to society in the future, I want to study for the great revival..." Shirataki said, in fact, this is false, He has already prepared his graduation project in advance, and he plans to talk to a counselor in the next few days to solve his attendance problems, because he will definitely face problems such as retreat and practice in the future, and he has no free time to continue attending classes at school.

"Good ambition." Bai Lian praised without sincerity: "I'm afraid it's a lie to be busy studying... Is it true that we can't study together?"

"Auntie, have you been bored enough to watch anime recently?" Bai Taki didn't accept this trick: "Most people who know this kind of meme don't have boyfriends and girlfriends."

"No, no, I think you have been very popular since you were a child." Bai Lian held her chin and said, "I say that I have no relationship with the opposite sex, but often after graduating from school, I hear that there are many teachers and students. People talked about you. A few days ago, I went to the street and ran into your head teacher in elementary school. He even asked me how you are doing. Hey...that is really a symbol of intellectual beauty. It's weird not being married."

"..." Bai Taki was speechless for three seconds, and then said vigilantly, "You want to fool me into going back to have a blind date with an old woman?"

"You think too much. With your conditions, no one wants to marry you. The family assets are not much. The only guardian is me, a little fairy who is too good. It's useless." Bai Lian took another bite of the cucumber and licked it. lick fingers.

"What is it that wants me to go back, not to mention that I died." Bai Taki said.

"Is that why you don't want to come back and see me, a widowed old woman?"

"Heh... Whenever the elders do not hesitate to expose their scars and sell miserably, there must be a conspiracy to use other people's psychology to gain sympathy points, and take the opportunity to make all kinds of weird and excessive demands." Bai Taki squinted: "You think I am Will you eat this set?"

"You also know that I am an elder, don't you understand the elders?"

"Then you should love children too."

"The older I get, the less cute I am. It's still the little follower who followed me when I was young."

"Since I can remember, I haven't had the habit of following anyone's ass, making up random things, and just opening my mouth."

"Don't be so stubborn, come back, there is no thousand-year-old monster who wants to eat you."

"The more you say that, the more I feel that something is wrong!" Bai Taki picked up the phone: "Since we know that there may be a pit, which sand sculpture would willingly jump into it!"

"Doubling your living expenses?"

"Zero multiplied by two is still zero." Shirataki rolled his eyes, "I have a part-time job to earn money."

"Oh, then I'll reimburse you for the round-trip fare..."

"Wait, do you think I refused to go back because I didn't want to pay the fare? Am I such a stingy person?"

"You think you're not?"

"Of course not, I can afford the fare!"

"What!" Bai Lian was shocked: "You are not my nephew, who are you! He would never say such a thing!"

"...Damn!" Bai Taki patted his chest, vowing, "I'm not short of money these days! I'm not interested in money!"

"You..." Bai Lian's eyes were extremely complicated: "You don't want to do business that violates the law, right? Although he is my nephew, but..."

"Where do you want to go?"

"Selling your body to a rich woman, you should take it easy, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

"Where did you really want to go!!!"

"Really not?"

"You can tell it just by looking at it!" Bai Taki stared, "Do I have dark circles and signs of weight loss? Can't you see that I am a dragon and a tiger?"

"Then you are very brave?" Bai Lian took a sip: "I am really not used to telling you this. I am surprised that you are not short of money. I hope you don't take a detour and go the wrong way. Auntie, although I am poor , but there are still deposits of several E..."

"Keep it for yourself as a dowry." Shirataki said righteously, "How could I violate the law!"

... At most, it is to spread a few pictures in the group to promote the ecological harmony of the human spirit.

"That's good, that's good. After all, it's the cub I watched growing up. No matter what, I can't let the old women and capitalists in the society give it to me." As an elder, Bai Lian still cares about her only nephew, after all As an elder...

But soon, Bai Lian returned to her original expression and snorted.

"But how come you are not short of money?"

"..."

"I still plan to bargain." Bai Lian sighed regretfully.

"Hello? Can you speak some human language?" Bai Taki's mouth twitched. He remembered that in the past, his aunt would give [-]% off the family price for the new year's money.

"Five thousand to two thousand five thousand, the lowest one thousand five thousand is your bottom line." Bai Lian continued.

"You really understand me, this knife cut on the main artery but it's not fatal..." Bai Taki exhaled, in the past, one thousand and five would definitely be enough for him to go back, but he is no longer what he used to be!

"I really regret that I can't see you 'obviously unwilling but still have to work hard for money'."

"You enjoy your nephew selling his body and soul for money..."

"Anyway, it's for me, not for other women, so you just accept it reluctantly." Bai Lian smiled, like a lotus flower, the kind that looks white but is dark to the core.

"But I refuse!"

Shirataki still doesn't see the rabbit and doesn't scatter the eagle. This wave is a brain war between relatives. Whoever relaxes first will be at a disadvantage.

Bai Lian had no choice, in the past, as long as he mastered the weakness of lack of money, Bai Taki could be made to submit obediently, this is his weakness.

But now that he said that he was not short of money, she couldn't think of a good way to call him back for a while.

Sometimes the shackles of family affection are easy to use, and sometimes they are not. If she falls ill, Bai Takifei will have to fly back, but she is healthy and healthy, and she even has ill intentions written all over her face. Very worried.

As for what exactly Bai Lian was hiding, Bai Taki didn't understand.

Bai Lian has taken care of Bai Taki for a long time, but he doesn't know Bai Lian well, just like many people who are born and bred don't necessarily have a deep understanding of the city where they were born and bred. Otherwise, with the ever-changing changes, there is no chance to understand every corner.

Bai Lian is such a person. Even if she is a relative, Bai Taki knows nothing about her past life trajectory, and she cannot be judged by normal circumstances. In fact, from Cui Minghuan's coming to find Bai Lian as a teacher, she can know that she is by no means simple. It has never been revealed in the past, but Bai Taki does not dare to underestimate my aunt's background...

And the lower limit.

When the two were at a stalemate, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Duk duk duk... Rei Hanyu knocked on the door: "Senior, I'll come in..."

"Huh?" Bai Lian saw through the screen that the door was pushed open, and a girl in an apron walked into the room.

Rei Hanyu put down his sleeves and took off his apron: "Senior, it's time for dinner. Tonight is wagyu dishes, which my mother delivered by post from my hometown..."

Only then did she notice that Shirataki was making a video call with someone, and her footsteps subconsciously stopped.

Lian lowered his head slightly to show that he had seen it, and at the same time bowed politely, then stepped back and left the room: "Excuse me."

Very polite, unhurried, with a correct attitude, just like a full-time wife when the head of the family is discussing business.

It wasn't until the door was closed that Shirataki's reflex nerves slowed down a bit before he sent a danger signal.

He straightened his spine, and when he turned his head, he saw Bailian's smile gradually disappearing on the screen.

"Auntie, listen to my explanation."

"You can afford Wagyu?!"

"Should you be shocked by the stepping horse?"

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Of course, what Bai Lian wanted to be shocked was not that Bai Taki could afford Wagyu beef, but that she was too confused for a while, causing her thinking logic to be a bit behind.

It was shocking enough to suddenly see a pretty little girl open the door and walk in.

On this basis, she is still wearing an apron...shock degree +100%

It's still very natural to call for dinner...Shock +200%

The food is still Wagyu! ...Shock degree +700%!

OK, it's a thousand percent already.

Just realizing that her pigs have taken over someone else's cabbage is enough for Bai Lian to digest it for a while.

But the amount of information revealed just now is far from being as simple as finding a girlfriend. It seems to be a cohabitation relationship. The woman has started to take care of her life and food. Polite, looks very educated...

And the food is Wagyu.

Wagyu beef delivered by post from Yingzhou, that is to say, is this girl from Yingzhou?

Is my nephew so upbeat?All the young ladies in Yingzhou were captured by him?Is this for the glory of the country?

Bai Lian was even more inexplicably shocked, so that she didn't speak for a long time.

"Auntie, listen to my explanation." Shirataki tried to explain: "That's a freshman student, she lives in an apartment building on the same floor, and likes to cook on weekdays, so I will go to have a meal when I have something to do. Just now you just called me to eat..."

"Have you done it?"

The moment Bai Lian opened her mouth, she was Wang Zha.

Shirataki staggered, and threw himself on the computer desk, his head hit the iron frame, and there was a sound of Duang.

It doesn't hurt him, but the computer desk definitely hurts, it's already so painful that it's twisted.

"What did you say to your nephew!" Bai Taki stared, "I don't care about other facts, and my first reaction is to ask if I have left my virgin body!"

"Because it's very important." Bai Lian glanced at Bai Taki, raised her eyebrows and said, "It seems that you haven't yet?"